Your Trash Thinks

Look at the title is your trash thinks.

Thanks.

Next week I have one called Throat Meat.

But that's right.

I don't know how to work it in, but I'll make it work.

Me.

Right here.

This is your trash thinks.

Let's go.

Hello.

Hello, hey.

I'm trying to uh tr I'm trying to reach swerve.

Yeah, this me.

Who it is.

Hey, how you doing, man?

Uh I'm on I'm one of your neighbors, but I'm I'm I'm one street over from you.

You over there off uh uh you at the River Ranch drive.

Yeah, that's right.

Who it is.

This Rico, man, how you doing?

I'm I'm one of your neighbors on the next street over.

How you doing?

Okay, I'm doing good, but how you how you get my number?

Uh one of the neighbors on your block gave me the number, man.

We was we was uh having a little situation, wanted to reach out to you.

Uh some stuff going on here in the neighborhood, man, and wanted to try to make you aware of it.

Well, what what's going on, brother?

Uh it seemed like um well, you know the trash man run on on Tuesday and and Saturday.

Right.

Now the problem is that that that uh a lot of people, I guess since the holiday just passed, you know, a lot of people got their stuff out on the uh on the curb already.

Right.

Right.

Now the the problem is that that they're saying, man, is that your your trash is actually really, really foul.

It's smelling it's smelling pretty bad and we wanted to call you, man, to see if you don't know how to do it.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

You say you calling me because you smell my trash?

Well, yeah, they say yours is the one that's really stinking, man.

And if you could actually maybe put it in, put it back in the in the in the garage until Tuesday, you know.

Okay, well, see that's and who is everybody saying my trash thing.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, I'm I'm swerve.

I'm not trying to, you know.

This is what I want to tell you.

If everybody in the hood got a problem with my trash think, you tell them to come take the out.

Okay, well, well, what but we we we've discussed that too.

But listen, listen, we don't want no trouble, man.

If we can just get you to put your trash back in the house.

I'm not moving no trash.

I pay rent over here, my brother.

Hey, hey, hey, we're not gonna go back and f uh, I'm not gonna go back.

I don't give a f what you gonna do.

I'm telling you where I pay rent at.

Don't tell me to do over here.

Okay, well listen, man.

Uh aren't you concerned that your trash is stinking and reeking through the whole neighborhood?

I don't give a damn if who smelled my trash.

If they got a problem with it, tell them come take it out.

Still then and say it out there.

Okay, well that that's the problem.

The problem is is that you took it out and you took it out too early.

You shouldn't have put this out till Tuesday morning.

And that's what we're gonna talk about.

Tuesday, Saturday, Monday, and Friday.

If I put it out there, it's saying out there today, come get it.

I'm not gonna go back and forth with you, man.

I don't give a damn what you're gonna do.

You ain't gonna call me telling me take my trash out.

I pay rent over here.

Okay, well, hey.

How is everybody smelling my trash out of everybody on the street?

I I don't know.

I I I from my understanding, it's just a couple holes in it and some some food or something must have got out.

I don't know if uh one of the rodents or a dog got in it or what the case may be, but you know, we need to try to get your trash in the backyard.

My trash ain't going no damn well, and how come you the one you the fucking uh this?

How come my next door neighbor ain't calling?

How come your f around the corner and you call?

Who put you up to this?

Well, well, everybody smelling it.

I was just fortunate enough to get your phone number.

I said, Well, look, I just gone and called it myself.

Well, I tell you this.

You and the AU, my phone number.

Take no take it out.

Till then, it ain't going nowhere, Claire.

Okay, well well, well, well listen, listen, Swerve.

This we decide on in case we got to this situation with you.

What's that?

I just come over there and put the trash in your backyard until Tuesday morning and Tuesday morning I'll come back over there and take it out.

That way all the smell will be in your backyard in the back of the state.

You said you go what?

I'ma come over there and put the trash in your backyard so the so the smell that funk and I mean that's that's that's I'm let me tell let me tell you this.

If you come over here, you might well call the police because that's who you gonna need if you come over here.

Bring all the f that had a problem saying my trash thing to come over here and take it out.

Well you I mean you you try you trying to you trying to act like it don't smell, man.

I don't give a f if it smells.

I tell you what I do, I go out and pull clothes on it.

With that with that would that help y'all a little bit?

Oh okay, but see, that's not what the people in the neighborhood want.

We want you to take it.

I don't give a damn what they want.

I'm telling you what I'ma do.

And how the f did you get my phone number any damn way?

I already told you, man, I got your number for one of the neighbors on your street that said they don't want to get in there.

To the left or to the right.

Tell me which one of the s you ain't coming up.

Listen, listen, listen, swerve.

Once you get to the meat of the problem, the problem is your trash thing, dog.

How is my trash?

How the hell y'all pickpoint my trash out of everybody else's trash on the block?

And how in the hell you smell mine?

I don't know, man.

I don't know what it is.

I don't know if your trash busted open or what the deal is, but everybody saying everybody saying it's swerve trash that that's state.

Listen, that's too much trash for me to be going through trying to see what thing.

It's nine bags of trash out there and it's gonna stay out there until they come get it.

And you ain't coming over here.

Okay, now that see, that's where you wrong, Swerve.

I'm coming over there and I'm gonna take that trash and put it in the backyard to do.

Now if you gonna try to get in my way, whatever.

But I got to go and get this trash in the back.

I tell you what, bring your s over here right now.

I'll come put on my shoe.

Don't stand on push right now.

Bring your around the corner.

Come on, Rico, whatever your f name is.

Rico, I'm Rico one street over and I'm smelling your nasty trash, man.

Take your trash out.

My smell, but you ain't gonna come take it out.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, Swurz.

I'ma say this word.

Word.

Man, stop calling my name.

Excuse me?

Stop calling my who in the hell told you call me Sword.

Oh my call me by that name.

Okay, well, hey, that's what they call you.

What's wrong with me call uh uh what's wrong with me calling you don't call me that name.

Now you find my chance thing.

Come over here and take the chance out.

Hey man, I ain't I ain't nobody sitting there scared of you, sweat.

I'm trying to get I'm trying to get the name.

Didn't I just tell you stop calling my name and no further?

Come over here.

I'm gonna show you what I'm gonna do.

Okay, well hey, then it is what it is.

Bottom line, I'm on my way over there to move that damn trash.

Come on.

Come over here.

Come over here and move it.

I'm on the porch right now.

Come on over here.

Meet me out by the nasty banking trash you got.

I'm standing right next to it now.

Okay, well I tell you what, I'm on my way now.

And and guess what I'm gonna do when I get over there?

What the f you ain't gonna do you what the f you gonna do?

I'ma tell you my damn name when I get over there.

My name is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Arvey Morning Show.

You just got pranked by your cousin Aries.

Oh, man, get the f out of here.

Hey, man, I gotta ask you something, dog.

What is what is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Oh, bad on the hard.

All right, y'all.

You did that.

Yeah, you did.

Five ten and a half.

I stood up on that prank, doesn't I?

I can't wait for it.

Throat me, though.

I'm not gonna lie.

Yes, I did.