Trash Can Placement Complaint

Hello, I'm trying to reach a Kendrick Washington, please.

Sir, can you hear me?

Yeah, I can hear you.

All right, this is Wade, Wade Livingston.

Uh wanted to try and speak with you if I could.

You you're actually um one of the guys that worked on the the garbage truck that comes to the neighborhood, am I right?

Uh yeah.

What about you on?

What about you on?

Uh

Sir, I'm not sure about what route I'm on.

I'm in Mission Forest Subdivision.

And um listen, I'm I got a bit of a problem.

Uh it seems that you got you got a problem on you to call first of all how you get my number.

Uh sir, I I I've done the research on getting your number.

I found out who's actually driving the truck as well as the people that are on the back of the truck.

And um wanna get some things clarified here.

I'm noticing that when you guys come by my home and you know you gave you who hold hold on, sir.

I'm not I'm not hold on, let me get up.

I w I'll rest a little bit.

Um

who gave you my number?

I'm not the person who you talk to about problems.

I understand that, sir.

But my what what has been narrowed down is it's been given to me that you're actually the person that is the problem.

And and I wanted to give you a call personally and try and see if I can get that rectified.

Now, you're you're the one that's on the back of the truck and you you pick up the trash can thingies or whatnot and throw the garbage in.

So the problem I'm having is that when I come home in the evenings, my trash cans are in a disarray, you know.

And what I want to do is call you and tell you I want you to start bringing them to the back by the fence and sitting them upright and put the lids back on them and putting in it.

You you say, hold on, hold on, sir.

How you know I'm the person that even do your house?

How you know I'm even because I know you can't I hold on, sir.

I'm I'm at I'm not I'm not I'm not trying to be rude, but I'm asking a question.

I know you can't be calling me on Saturday talking about your trash can, and this is my first Saturday off talking about your trash cans.

I'm not sure what I'm saying.

I want to get the problem rectified, and you're the problem.

You don't even know if I'm the one who do your house.

You don't even know what route you on.

You're Kendrick, you're you're Kendrick Washington, and they've told me that you're the person on the back of the truck.

That comes through Mission Forest on my street.

Who told you that?

I I I have ways of finding out, sir, who's doing what?

Okay.

So what I need to find no, listen to what I'm saying.

So what you need to find out is the proper person to talk to about your particular route.

I don't know what route you.

I don't know you.

I don't know if I even do look, man.

I'm not the person that you're supposed to call.

I'm, man, it's Saturday.

First, Sir, sir, listen.

Listen, I don't want to take this to another level, but what I do want is my trash put by the bigger.

When you call when you call my cellular phone, um, talking about your your trash on Saturday, and I ain't been off in no Saturday in a long time.

Um, sir, I'm not trying to be rude, but you may need to re research your research and and and talk to them, because I don't even know if I do your route, sir.

You are the person on my route, Mr.

Washington.

Don't tell me I'm the person on your route if you ain't man, listen to me.

Listen to my.

What you're gonna do is put my trash cans where I want them and when I want them there, and the lids on top of them and quit throwing them across the yard as if you don't care.

And I mean that.

Man, who the fuck is you talking to box of trash cans on a Saturday, and I ain't never been out on a Saturday before ever, and you gonna tell call my sailor phone talking about your trash cans?

That's right, because I used to talk to Rand.

I want my trash cans put where they need to be and opposed.

I have to get out of my car, move the trash cans, take them over to the fence, put the lids on them, and I don't want to have to continue to do it.

So I've done the research and I found out, Mr.

Washington, that you're the one.

Man, I don't give a damn.

Okay, okay, tell me how you want your trash can.

I'm gonna put them just like tell me how you want your trash can.

I want them put in a upright position by the back fence near the gate with the lids on the top of them, please.

I know I do your trash can from this song.

If if I see your motherfucking house, you hear me?

What your ass look like so I can throw your trash.

No, matter of fact.

Matter of fact, let me tell you something.

Matter of fact, Mr.

What's your name again?

What's your name?

Livingston.

Wade Livingston.

I'm gonna do my research.

I'm gonna make sure that I put your trash just like you're like it all over your motherfucking yard.

You hear me?

Excuse me.

On a fucking Saturday, talking about my trash cans, and you lost your goddamn mind.

I am not lost my I want my I want my trash cans in an upright position.

Man, don't call my cellular phone with this nonsense.

I got one more thing that I need to say to you.

Are you listening?

No, I'm not listening to shit you got to say.

I know one goddamn thing.

Man, look, you don't make me tell this whole motherfucking street up that you live.

Well, street to him on again, sir, because you don't call my cellular phone talking to me on no Saturday, man.

You little ain't black on no Saturday.

Hey, bro, on no cell call my phone.

Talk about that.

I got one more thing.

I got one more thing I want to say to you.

Are you listening?

Mr.

Kendrick Washington.

Tell me who gave you my goddamn number.

That's who tell me who gave you my number.

Can I tell you that?

Yeah, tell me.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morton show.

You just got you just got pranked by your boy Larry at the job.

Man, Tommy.

Man, you, well, you're gonna get your ass whooped, Tommy.

You and Larry, go get your ass.

I ain't gonna get this time, man.

I'm funny.

Y'all real funny calling me on my cellular phone.

Um, talking about boy upright track.

Boy, y'all about to make me bull gas, you boy.

But

my sugar and my blood went up.

No, look here, Larry.

Tell me, look here.

Call Kendrick.

And I promise you, you don't lose

it.

Oh man.

They ain't been off on the Saturday ever.

Call me on

my cell phone.

Woo, man.

Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man.

I gotta ask you, because your boy tell me, y'all be listening to us down there at ATL, man.

What is the baddest radio show in the land?

Oh man, the Steve Harley morning show, man.

Y'all be y'all.

I don't care who your uncle is, Tom.

You call me on my cellular phone ever again.

I'm open your ass and Mr.

What Livingston.

Liverpool, whatever your name was.

Man, you you funny, boy.

All right, man.

I appreciate you.

Y'all keep listening, man.

I'm gonna send you something in the mail, boy.

Oh man, y'all funny.

Oh my cell phone.