Your Wife Is in My Dreams

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Winston.

This Winston.

Hey, Winston, how you doing, man?

This is Kevin, man.

I actually uh I work with your wife, Renee.

Hey, what's up, dude?

How you doing today, man?

I'm doing good, man.

You alright?

What's up?

Yeah, yeah.

I I I wanted to reach out to you, man, and um uh I had something personal I wanted to holler at you about, you know?

Personal.

Yeah.

What personal like what, dude?

Well, who is who is this?

My name is Kevin.

Uh, like I say, uh uh uh uh I work I work on the uh on the seventh floor.

Your wife is on the sixth, but you know, we met a couple times.

Right.

I yeah, I know you said that, but I'm I'm trying to picture your face.

What's up, though, dog?

Let me what's up?

Okay, yeah.

Uh how how how's you and Renee's relationship going, man?

What?

How is y'all's relationship going?

What they got to do with you, dude?

I mean, I mean, y'all, y'all, I mean, i it I'm just uh y'all been getting along.

Hey man, me, me, me and Renee, fine.

But what they got why hold on, hold on, hold on.

You say you want to talk to me about something personal.

You got something personal about my wife?

Well, like what?

What I wanted to tell you, man, is that for some reason, man, I've been having uh Uh off and on, man, every other day I've been having these these dreams at night.

Dreams like what, dude?

Well, I I've I i every one of these dreams, man, Renee be in 'em.

Really?

Oh so you you work with my wife, right?

And you calling my phone telling me you haven't dreams about my wife.

Well, just you know why you dream about my d wife?

Well, it's it's it's it's it's a yo don't worry about don't worry about it.

You you at work right now?

No, I'm not at work right now.

But but now you don't put nothing.

Let me tell you something.

So he's calling me talking about you finna have a dream about my wife.

What's going on with you and my wife?

What's your name?

Kevin.

I tell you what, I'm on my way up there right to hell now.

No, man, I'm not I'm not at the job.

I'm not at the job.

Where are you at?

Where you at?

Let's talk face to face.

You ain't nothing on my house.

Why you give my number?

Answer my question.

No, I asked what I asked one of the guys at the job for your number, man, because I could you know I want to be man to man and just talk to you, you know.

So y'all sitting there have a conversation about my wife on the d job.

Okay.

I that that you know what it's it's all good.

Uh uh, let me uh this show number on my call ID right now.

I'm gonna call let me call you right back.

No, no, no, no, hold on, hold on.

But look, hold on, hell no, I'm not gonna hold on.

You call on my done, tell me you haven't dreams about my wife?

Well, man, I'm just I'm just trying to be real with you and that's why I want to see I appreciate that.

I'm gonna be real with you too.

I'm gonna come whoop your but I want to just I just want to see how y'all relationship is going, man.

Say what you gotta say, dude.

Okay, well, because see, dog, if these dreams keep happening, it must be fake, man.

It must be that me and her are meant for each other.

I don't I don't know.

I don't know what you smoke.

I don't know who the hell you are, but I promise you this.

When I get off my job today, I'm coming to work your f and if I find out that you don't want to be calling my house and hanging up, you ain't got to tell you what don't even want to don't.

Okay, well, look, look, look.

Let me ask you this, man.

Why is she in all my dreams, man?

Why is she there?

No, I don't know what the hell you dream about my wife uh.

What kind of dude is you, man?

That's what y'all don't know.

No, no, it ain't no.

I'm in the accounting department, man.

No, I don't know no.

What a g you finna be in the book department if it's about five more minutes.

Man, don't you understand that it's got to be fate if she keeps showing up?

You know what it does.

Hold on, hold on.

What the f is your last name, dude?

I got your number?

You say you work on the seventh floor or the second floor?

What floor you work on?

I work on the seventh floor.

That ain't a few.

What's your last name?

My last name is But why is she showing up in my dream?

Why is she kissing me in my dreams, man?

I don't listen, let me tell you something.

I don't know what the hell kind of dreams your is having, but when I beat your ass, you gonna swear to God you gonna have one of them mother with the king dreams.

You understand me?

When I get to your job tomorrow morning, I don't give a d who you call.

That's believer waiting for you.

Okay, so why is Renee making love to me, man, in these dreams?

It's just passionate, man.

Renee love me and I love her, man.

Listen, I'm calling my d wife's name.

Call her my wife's name.

But but what you want me to call?

You do you know me?

You say you know me, right?

So you know where I am, right?

I miss you a couple times, man.

You know what I'm calling Renee when I get off this phone with you.

Who the f gave you my number?

Who gave you my number?

You you you so violent, I don't even want to tell you the dude that gave me the door.

You man up to tell me that you haven't a dream sleeping and kissing on my d wife?

Tell me they gave you my number.

Why why is your wife kissing me back?

You ain't like dream about my wife, and I'm gonna call her.

She wanna get out the done with you.

Well, you that you can't you have anything else you want to say to me?

Okay, so so so what I'm supposed to do when I'm sleep and she show up.

I'm supposed to just wake up.

I don't give a f what you do.

You didn't yourself all I care.

I I I'm gonna call you on the three way with Renee.

I want you to tell me what her on the phone.

Hey man, I don't even want to go through that.

I thought we could call and talk reasonable like like me and dog.

We wanna talk like man, why can't you come see me face to face right now?

You calling me on the phone?

Come see me right now, come see me right the hell.

Now, where you at?

I come see you.

You ain't got away show gas.

Come see you.

I'm finna take some sleeping pills so I can get back to my dream.

You finna take this what is what you're about to take.

I got I got everything I need to know.

I will be on the seventh floor tomorrow way for you.

I got a special delivery for your you understand me?

No.

What

let me call her first.

Hey, I uh I I'll call Renee because me don't you call my d how the hell you get a number anyway, how you get my wife's number?

Answer me that Renee Renee called me, man.

She called you.

Oh, oh, oh, hold on, hold on.

My wife called you?

So you don't cannot know.

Okay.

Okay.

Well, look, but let me say this though to you.

Let me say this to you.

What's the your wife called me and she wanted me to call you.

Oh, so my oh, so my wife told you to call me.

Right, right.

But listen to me, Winston.

What?

What the man?

My wife don't call no.

She she wanted me to call you.

I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvin Morning show.

Y'all wrong for that dog.

Y'all wrong for that dog.

You know.

No, you wrong for that dog.

You tell you something to go to a job, beat the hell out of whoever came and I'm hot as hell.

You oh man.

You over there, dude.

You wrong.

You know you're wrong, dude.

You wrong.

Oh man.

Hey man, I got one more thing to ask you, Winston.

What's the baddest?

And I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Dog, you already know what the business is.

Man, the Steve Harvey morning show player.