Animal Delivery Prank

Hello.

Hello.

I am trying to reach uh Adrian.

Adrian F.

Uh, yeah, this is this is he.

How how can I help you?

How are you doing?

My name is uh my name is Rashad.

I'm with uh GPT, and we um have a delivery for you.

I'm gonna be arriving probably in the next uh I guess about the next ninety minutes.

Are you are you actually at the house, sir?

Um, no, I'm I'm I'm not at home right now, but I mean you can just go ahead and leave whatever it is.

Okay, so is anyone there right now at all?

Uh no, nobody uh is home right now.

I I don't understand why you can't just just leave the package there for us.

Well, this has to be this has to be signed, and y I have you on here as the handler for this delivery, so I definitely gotta get quite a few signatures.

What do you mean I'm I'm a handler?

Uh well handling what?

What are you what are you delivering?

This is GPT, sir.

This is global pet transport.

We have two peacocks, we have a seal, and we have a baby kangaroo that we're dropping off today.

Okay, this is gotta be there's gotta be some kind of mistake, right?

I we have a dog, that's it.

We don't we don't uh we're not an animal sanctuary here.

I don't I don't understand what what you're talking about.

We didn't a kangaroo, a seal?

I mean you're you're you're you're Adrian F, correct?

Yeah, that's my name, man.

But Okay, and you're 38 North River Drive.

Listen, listen, yes, that is accurate, but uh again, I I I'm not a handler.

I'm not handling things, okay?

Okay, sir.

Let me if there is some confusion, you your name is here, your address is here.

So I don't see where I have a problem.

Everything I'm asking you, you're saying is correct, except now you're saying you don't want your delivery.

It's not my delivery, man.

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

This is not I didn't order a kangaroo.

I didn't order these things, okay.

A kangaroo, a seal, and two peacocks.

It doesn't even make sense, man.

Two peacocks?

Whose order is this?

This is not my order, man.

You got my name here.

Okay, so here's So here's here's what we need to do.

Will your wife be here with be at the house within the next 90 uh minutes?

Sh sh she she she might be, but you know, what what are you saying?

What I'm gonna do is leave them here, leave them at your at your place, and you can call the company that shipped them and you can figure out what went wrong or whatnot, but it is my d on, man.

Leave these animals there.

What what what is your what's your name, brother?

What's your name, brother?

My name is Rashad.

Rashad, let me tell you something right now, okay?

You're not about to leave no mother animal at my fing house, okay?

You're not leaving no peacocks, you're not leaving no fing kangaroos, you're not leaving no fing seals, okay?

We're not having a fing zoo at my house.

When I get to my house, Rashad, ain't no fing animals gonna be there.

Okay?

Okay, you know what?

Hold on a second.

Okay, let me let me get my wife on the phone here, right?

Let me let me call my wife.

Well, hang on, hang on, sir.

I don't I listen, sir.

I don't have time for you to reach out to your wife for you to try to figure out what you're gonna do about your kangaroo, your peacocks, your seal.

I don't I gotta make this drop.

I gotta keep moving.

I have other animals on the truck.

I don't give a f about your other animals, okay?

I'm gonna call my wife.

I'm see if she maybe ordered the damn kangaroo seal, okay?

Because I know I didn't order sh, all right?

We're gonna figure this out, okay?

And she's not gonna find it.

Okay, hey, sir.

Listen to me.

Listen to me, sir.

You can figure this out when you get home.

Right now, I'm I'm now about an hour out.

I'm gonna drop the animals, okay?

If there's something.

Sir, if if if it's not yours, somebody will come back tomorrow and pick them up.

What the f you mean somebody gonna come back and pick them up tomorrow?

I'm not gonna have no sealed at my house overnight.

Who the f you think I am, huh?

I ain't Mary Poppins, man.

I ain't out here doing nothing with these fing animals like this.

You you're crazy, Rashad.

Please.

If there's a f animal at my house when I arrive, so help me guys.

So so so help you guys what?

You gonna have it?

The animals gonna be there when you get there, man.

You're not finna you you're slowing up my whole delivery uh route today, okay?

I ain't got time for this.

I ain't got time for this either, man.

I'm not fing no one.

But why you are?

Why you order a kangaroo if you don't want it now?

If I didn't order the fing kangaroo, that's why I don't want the fing kangaroo, because I didn't order the kangaroo.

Be telling me what the f I ordered, what the f I want, okay?

This is the worst customer service in the f the world.

I don't even know customer of yours.

You trying to tell me that I got a fing kangaroo, a peacock, and peacocks poor.

You have two two peacocks.

You have two peacocks, sir.

This doesn't even make any f sense, man.

What the f I'm gonna do with those animals?

I don't know what you're gonna do with them, but you gonna sign, you gonna sign this paperwork though.

That's what you're gonna do.

You out your f<unk>ing mind if you think I'm signing that paperwork.

I don't want to whoop your ass at your house in front of your wife and kids behind some damn animals.

I don't.

But you gonna sign my paperwork.

You would I wish you would try to whoop my ass in front of me.

I'm about to show my kids what it looks like when a mother show up and talks real reckless.

Okay, you showing up here with a damn caravan of animals like I'm in the f- This is f ridiculous, okay?

Huh?

No, f out of my face, man.

This is ridiculous.

It's it's there's only one thing.

I I really just uh only one last thing I need to tell you, to be honest with you.

What is that?

The only thing I can tell you now, Adrian, is that I have nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning show.

Your wife Bridget got me the prank phone call you.

Oh man, you gotta be fing kidding me.

Oh man.

Ooh, wow.

Oh this is

You don't want the delivery, man?

You don't want I don't want the kangaroo, man.

I don't who the f orders a kangaroo who don't orders those animals together, man.

You gotta be high up your mind to order those damn animals together.

All right, baby, give it to me.

2020, what's the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

Let me hear it, Adrian.

It's a Steve Harvey morning show, baby.