Package Delivered to Wrong House

Hello?

Yeah, good afternoon.

Is this Tanya?

Yeah.

Who this?

This delivery man 22 with express drop services.

Calling about a package delivered under your name.

I ain't order nothing today.

Yeah, that's why I'm calling.

Because it was delivered, but not to you.

What you mean, not to me?

Ma'am, stay calm.

A man answered the door.

What man?

Open the door.

Towel on.

Like he just got out the shower.

Ain't no man at my house.

Well, ma'am, somebody took that package.

What address you at?

1473 Willow Bend.

That's my house.

Then we got a situation.

He ain't act like a guest.

What'd that mean?

He told me, just leave it right there.

Oh, hell no.

And ma'am, he had the TV on.

Who is this man?

Sounded like Netflix.

Like he been there all day.

Nah, nah, hold on.

You playing with me right now.

I'm just telling you what I walked into.

Ain't nobody supposed to be in my house.

Well, ma'am, somebody in there living real comfortable.

What he look like?

Medium build, confident.

Walk past me like I was the guest.

Oh, hell no.

Yeah, and he ain't rushed or nothing.

Took his time.

I'm about to pull up right now.

Now, ma'am, before you do that, I need you to hear this part.

What?

When I handed him your package, he looked at me and winked.

He did what?

Winked.

Like we knew each other.

Nah, you got me messed up.

Nah, nah, nah.

Then he said, appreciate it, bro.

Bro?

Yeah, like he been there paying bills.

Oh, I'm about to lose my mind.

Ma'am, I don't think he visiting.

Who is this man in my house?

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

Because he walked straight back in like he owned it.

I'm getting in my car right now.

I'm on my way.

Wait, wait, wait.

Before you go in there, I gotta tell you one more thing.

What now?

He was in your kitchen.

Doing what?

Eating chips.

My chips?

Yeah.

Bag wide open.

Didn't even offer me none.

Oh, it's over with.

And ma'am, he double dipped.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Ain't no respect.

I'm about to go to jail today.

I don't want that for you, but you might want to call somebody.

I am somebody.

Hey, alright, hold on.

You just got pranked.

What?

This delivery man?

Your cunning?

Cousin set you up.

You serious right now?

Dead serious.

Ain't nobody in your house.

I was about to fight air.

Over some chips, too.

Y'all wrong for this.

Tell me this.

Who got the craziest prank calls out here?

The one and only delivery man.