Butt Makeup Artist Prank

Uh to Brandy, please.

Yes, this is Brandy.

Hi, Brandon.

My name is Carl.

I'm calling.

I got a uh uh you came highly recommended.

You actually you actually are um I'm sorry, is it is it may I'm I don't know if I'm saying it right.

Is it makeup artists, makeup stylist?

What do you what do you call it?

Uh it's makeup artists.

I'm a professional makeup artist.

Okay.

And you work at the um You work with the makeup counter and correct.

Okay.

Listen, I got a uh I got a photo shoot coming up and I wanted to see about uh sometime this week, maybe the following week you could actually come and and I hire you to um actually make me up for my photo shoot.

Is is do you do a lot of photo shoots at all or you Yes, sir, I sure do.

I've been in the business for ten years, so I I've been around several photo shoots.

Okay, good deal.

So what what's the w I mean you have any time this week that I can actually just come in and we can do like a trial run or something?

Yeah, um I'll actually be here Friday for uh about six hours.

With Friday work for you, I'm here I start at eleven.

At eleven.

I mean I could come in later maybe like around three on Friday if if you if can you squeeze me in at that time?

I sure can.

Okay, what's what's a good is there a certain makeup for for men?

It works out the same as for women in photo shoots.

You just need some type of cream foundation, something to even out the skin tone, uh powder you down to take away the oils, cover up any blemishes or anything like that.

It's pretty much the same.

Of course you don't get the whole eyeshadow and lashes and stuff, but

I well I'm not thinking all that.

But I'm just trying to, you know, just trying to look good on camera.

Um L let me ask you this.

How much makeup have you done as far as um men?

You know what I mean?

Yes, several.

Okay.

So I'm very comfortable with it.

You'll be fine, trust me.

That's what I was really worried about, is if you were gonna be comfortable with it, 'cause uh I mean have you done um uh I'm a little uh conscientious about a few things, you know what I mean?

And uh um ha have have you h how many butts have you done?

I'm sorry?

How many what?

Like like like butts, you know, how many how many butts have you made up?

I haven't made up any butts.

Like are you like you mean like asses?

Yeah, I mean 'cause see my I'm actually doing a nude photo shoot.

And uh, you know, I got a couple of scratches and you know, some old scars on my butt and I you know, like is like you said, um you know, I'm a little shy about you know, some of that so I was hoping you could actually hopefully you can actually make sure that those scars don't show And you know, you say you kinda um, you know, uh make sure everything is is doesn't look oily.

You know what I mean?

And and um I just need to get my

I I I didn't when you I didn't understand what you're talking about.

I may not be some makeup art.

I don't I'm not gonna seriously, I'm not gonna do your

but uh I mean we're just talking about makeup though.

I mean, you know, you you're talking about Yeah, but I'm not about to put my makeup brushes that I use on people's faces on your ass.

Like sit tell your photographer to to like photoshop that's a good thing.

Okay, okay.

Well, that's why I'm coming in to see you on Friday.

I want you to to do everything and and and make me up there in the store so I can see what it looks like.

I want to see what's you were gonna come into my job and make me do your like what are you what planet are you where did you think that was gonna work?

You cannot come into my job.

How are you gonna come to my job, Nate?

I mean, well I was gonna wear a robe.

I'm not gonna just, you know, walk in there.

You are not don't you even think about coming into my job.

Who referred you?

Who told you need to delete this number?

Do not you're I'm not about to get this job.

I don't want to go back and forth with you.

Why is it a problem with you doing my what is the problem with you doing my butt and putting some makeup on it?

Now if I need to buy you some brushes, I'll buy you some brushes and you can take some brushes.

I don't want you coming into my job.

I don't want you calling me ever again to do any kind of work.

I'm coming in there and I'm a and now listen, I I'm I am a professional makeup artist.

Clearly, you don't know what that means.

So you can't professional, then you will take out the part that's bothering you and do the job, lady.

You know what I mean?

If my has on and I want to clear it up and call on you before I get real ignorant.

I'm not about to finish this conversation.

Do not come into my job.

Do not call me to do your that's not gonna happen.

So so so I guess it's safe to go around and let people know that brandy is not professional because you can't do parts of the phone.

My reputation is good in the streets, boo.

You can't go around and tell anybody that I'm not professional.

Nobody's ever called me to do their get some skincare for your how about that?

You won't need any makeup.

Oh no, you then you're not gonna sit here now.

Start talking about my sh if I told you some of my deepest secrets to let you know I want to come in there and get some makeup.

Well, that's your bad for telling a stranger your deepest secrets.

Okay, you know what?

I'm coming up to your store anyway on Friday.

All right, and I'll talk to you a boss and let them know that.

Don't let it fool you, okay.

You heard me.

Don't come in my job.

Look, if I lose my job over your foolishness, I guarantee you you will be paying all my bills.

Okay.

Bottom line is I'm coming in there with my robe on Friday.

Somebody gonna do my butt.

You, your manager.

You're not coming.

You know what?

How about you come up here right now?

How about I go ahead and take care of the situation right now?

I'm here now.

Can you come right now?

Come up there right now with my robe.

I'm in my robe.

Well, bring bring your butt up here right now.

We'll see if your butt gets done.

I'm not doing it.

Okay, well, the bottom line, who is your manager anyway?

Where's she at?

Is she there?

I am the manager.

Now what?

Okay, see, that's what the damn problem is.

You got your little self a little position at your job.

Now you're trying to throw your weight around.

If you have a person wants to get their butt done, okay, look.

Didn't you see uh uh Avatar?

Them people have makeup all on their butt, all on their back and everything.

Now not you call them.

You call them and ask them to do your butt.

Don't call me.

I'm hanging up do not call me anymore.

They are makeup artists.

What are you?

Look, this conversation is over.

Yeah, it's over because you know what?

You know, let me tell you something.

You do you know who you're talking to?

Do you know who you're talking to?

Do you know who you're talking to?

I know who I'm talking to.

I'm talking to Brandy.

But do Brandy know who Brandy's talking to?

Clearly somebody who is ignorant.

Okay, well, let me tell you who I am.

This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Albin morning show.

You just got pranked by your girlfriend Carmen.

You a lie?

I'm getting off the phone.

I don't get it.