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01

Secret Marriage and Pregnancy

A caller tells Darren's father that his son secretly married a college classmate and may have gotten her pregnant. Both fathers threaten violence while defending their children, and Tommy eventually reveals the setup.

▶5:49
teenpregnancymarriageparents
02

Debt Collector Takes His Truck

A supposed debt collector says the man owes $1,200 to a deceased person and threatens to repossess his truck unless he pays. He refuses and later learns a coworker named Trevor arranged the prank.

▶4:24
debt collectiontruckrepossessionthreat
03

Missing James Fortune

A producer aggressively insists James Fortune is due at the studio and threatens his job, while Fortune calmly explains that he is in Houston and was never scheduled. The impersonator finally identifies himself as Nephew Tommy.

▶6:32
celebrityno-showproducertraveljob
04

Church Suspension for Sons

Deacon Bowes calls Sister Mayfield to tell her she is being suspended from church because her sons are in jail, but she refuses to be kept from God's house.

▶5:12
churchsuspensionsonsjaildeacon
05

Child Support

A man calls Faison demanding child support for his daughter in Florida, leading to threats and confusion before the reveal by Derek Keener.

▶5:46
child supportdaughterfloridathreatsprank
06

Church Wants Sister Gone Over Sons in Jail

A deacon calls Sister Cherise to say the church wants her to stop attending because her sons are in jail, prompting her to refuse and demand the pastor call her himself.

▶5:32
churchsuspensionjailsonstithe
07

Four Seasons Honeymoon Suite

A concierge calls to confirm a romantic hotel reservation for a man's husband, revealing an affair to his wife Destiny.

▶6:41
hotelaffairvalentineconciergebetrayal
08

You Don't Call My Personal Number

A man furiously rants after being called on his personal number, threatening the caller before Nephew Tommy reveals the prank.

▶2:40
prank callpersonal numberrantphone
09

HOA Wants Your Daddy's Boat Gone (Reprise)

Williams from the HOA calls Mr. Wilson a second time about his non-working car, camper, and boat, but Mr. Wilson still refuses to move his late father's boat.

▶6:08
hoaboatneighborrerun
10

Ballet Shoes at Daycare

A daycare worker calls a father to report his son wears pink blankets and ballet shoes and snaps his fingers in a circle. The father gets irate and threatens to come down, until the prank is revealed.

▶5:44
daycareballetparentingmasculinityprank call
11

Cut From the Team

A football coach calls a mother to tell her that her son Malik didn't make the seventh-grade team because the coach's own son is quarterback, causing her to threaten to come to the school.

▶6:45
footballschoolcoach
12

Bus Stop in My Driveway

Tommy poses as a school bus driver and a parent demands that the bus stop at his driveway to pick up his son. The driver refuses, leading to threats and a heated argument.

▶5:46
bus driverschooldrivewaybus stopparent
13

Sexy Brenda Church Prank

Tommy impersonates a delivery resolution specialist and tells church secretary Brenda her nephew Darnell signed for adult packages, leading to a church-appropriate meltdown before the reveal.

▶7:54
churchpackagenephewadultprank call
14

Prison Payback

Tommy claims to be K Dog, a recently released inmate who protected the caller's brother in prison and now demands $10,000. The caller threatens him.

▶6:57
prisonextortionmoneybrother
15

New Landlord Eviction

Jason claims he bought Marcus's house and demands the family move out by Sunday, despite their two-year lease.

▶6:15
landlordevictionhouselease
16

Black Eyed Peas Made Me Sick

A man calls Heather claiming her black eyed peas gave him food poisoning at a New Year's party and demands $472 for his doctor bill. Heather refuses and insults him.

▶5:53
new yearfoodblack eyed peassicknessmoney
17

Pre-K Held Back

A fake principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color or do arithmetic, but she fiercely defends her child.

▶7:14
schoolkindergartenmotherprincipalcoloring
18

Bus Weight Limit (Reprise)

The same bus weight prank is played again with Trina and her son Devin.

▶6:07
school busweight limitchildreprise
19

Adoption Agency

A man calls a father claiming the adoption agency approved him to pick up the man's two-year-old son Clarence Jr. today. The father threatens violence and defends his parenting before learning his brother set up the prank.

▶9:06
adoptionsonfamilythreatsprank
20

KKK Scholarship

A coach calls a mother offering her son a full scholarship from the KKK, and she furiously rejects it.

▶8:41
scholarshipkkkracismfootball
21

Football Mom Fight

A father calls another parent claiming his son will take her son's quarterback position, accusing her of sleeping with the coach.

▶5:46
footballparentingsportsaccusation
22

Pandemic Pool Party

A neighbor asks to use another neighbor's pool for his son's birthday party during the pandemic, leading to a fight about safety and race.

▶5:06
covidpoolbirthdayneighbor
23

Michael Vick Interview

A fake sports radio host interviews Michael Vick, with callers asking bizarre questions about dog fighting and prison, before revealing the prank.

▶12:03
michael vicksports radiointerviewcallers
24

Stolen Beat

A producer calls claiming his instrumental was stolen for a song, demanding compensation and threatening to meet up.

▶6:06
musicinstrumentalstolenproducer
25

Johnsons Not Free

Tommy poses as an immigration officer and tells Franklin Johnson that all people with the last name Johnson in Tennessee are not free and must report to immigration by 6 PM. Franklin gets angry and accuses the caller of being an Uncle Tom.

▶8:27
immigrationjohnsonslaveryprank call
26

Church Swimsuit Calendar

Brother Lester calls Gerald asking if his wife Allison can be in a singles ministry swimsuit calendar to raise money.

▶6:38
churchcalendarswimsuitwifesingles
27

Narcotics Raid on Crime Watch

An officer calls the head of the neighborhood crime watch claiming her two sons are selling drugs and a raid is imminent.

▶5:40
prankpolicedrugscrime watchraid
28

Vote Republican

A caller tries to persuade Jason to vote Republican and support Donald Trump, offering a Make America Great Again hat and t-shirt.

▶7:20
prankpoliticsrepublicantrumpvoting
29

Deacon Cuss Man

Nephew Tommy poses as Deacon Cuss Man and calls a church member, Sister Johnson, cursing her out for gossiping about the pastor and reminding her of past church charity.

▶4:43
churchdeacongossipcursingpastor
30

Kindergarten retention due to coloring

Principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color inside the lines, leading to a heated argument about race and parenting.

▶6:27
schoolkindergartenparentingraceprank
31

Lifeguard Bans Son for Peeing in Pool

A fake lifeguard named Glenn calls a mother to say her son is banned from the pool for peeing in it, citing his facial expressions as evidence. The mother angrily denies it and threatens to bring all her kids to the pool.

▶5:59
poollifeguardpeekidsangry mom
32

Dr. Petrie

A man named Jared calls Dr. Petrie's personal line claiming he's scared of intimacy and hides in the closet watching old TV shows. Dr. Petrie tries to counsel him while theme songs play in the background.

▶7:35
therapistintimacytvdoctorprank
33

New Director

A man on a conference call impersonates a new director of ministries, critiquing various church ministries and volunteers. He questions a youth coordinator about controlling black kids and accuses a singer of favoritism.

▶6:55
churchmeetingministryconferenceprank
34

Pizza to Prison

A man tries to order ten pizzas for Angola penitentiary, but the pizza place refuses to deliver, leading to threats.

▶6:58
pizzaprisonangoladeliverythreat
35

Broken Wii Game

A neighbor calls a mother demanding $300 for a Wii game her son allegedly broke, but she refuses to pay without proof.

▶6:35
wiineighborbrokenmoneykids
36

Dead Person Collection Agency Prank

A collection agency for the dead calls a man to collect a debt, threatening to take his truck.

▶7:48
debtcollection agencydeadtruckprank
37

School Bus Weight Limit Prank

A mother is told her son can't ride the bus because he weighs over 125 pounds, sparking discrimination claims.

▶6:08
school busweight limitsondiscriminationprank
38

My Son Married Your Daughter Prank

A father calls another father claiming their college kids eloped and might be pregnant, leading to a fight.

▶5:48
marriagepregnancychildrenfathersprank
39

Child Support Until 21

A man calls a father claiming he is behind on child support and must pay until his son turns 21, even though the son is about to turn 18.

▶9:32
child supportpaymentsnegligentfatherjail
40

Park Affair Accusation

A man calls Karen to say he saw her husband Jason with his wife at a park, leading to anger and threats.

▶5:44
affairparkhusbandcheating
41

Ballet Shoes at Daycare

A daycare worker calls a father to report his son is wearing ballet shoes and a pink blanket, leading to anger.

▶7:11
daycareballetparentingson
42

Your toddler is too fat

Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.

▶7:22
daycaretoddlerdietparentweight
43

Don't tow my daddy's boat

An HOA caller gives Mr. Wilson two weeks to move a dead car, a camper, and the boat his late father left him. Wilson says that boat is the only thing his daddy gave him and threatens anyone who comes to tow it.

▶7:38
hoaboatfatherpropertyneighbor
44

The cleaners is wearing my shirt

Tommy calls cleaners owner Wilson as customer Donnie and accuses him of wearing a missing shirt and a friend's pants around the shop. Wilson threatens him and drops the business until his boy is revealed as the prankster.

▶6:58
drycleanerclothestheftcustomerargument
45

Your daughter bit my son

Tommy calls Kira and claims her four-year-old bit his son at the children's academy. She hangs up, calls him a weekend dad, and the fight turns into threats until he reveals the prank and asks for the show.

▶6:00
daycareparentbitingschoolargument
46

Ex wants his paid-for breast implants back

Ricky calls Madison's fiancé demanding the ten-thousand-dollar breast implants he bought her back as his property. The fiancé refuses, and Madison is revealed as the one who ordered the prank.

▶5:49
engagementbreast implantsexpropertymoney
47

The refrigerator won't arrive today

Delivery driver Jackson pushes a refrigerator from a morning window to the afternoon, then calls back to say it will not arrive until tomorrow while the customer's food sits out. The customer unloads on him until Tommy says the man's wife arranged the prank.

▶5:55
deliveryrefrigeratordelayappliancecustomer-service
48

Somebody broke into the house

Raymond Henderson whispers that burglars are inside the house right now and he does not know what to do. The man he called will not come over, assumes drugs are involved, and will only offer to phone the police, then learns his friend Wendell pranked him.

▶6:41
burglaryhome-invasionwhisperpolicefriend
49

The stuttering party order

After a short on-air intro, a party-rental clerk with a heavy stutter calls Jason to confirm tables, chairs, a margarita machine, and tents for his sister's party. The bit is cut off before the reveal.

▶5:59
partyrentalstutteringorderconfirmation
50

Cut the pecan tree

Tommy calls L.C. Davis as the neighbors' son and demands he trim the pecan limbs hanging into his mother's yard. The fight turns into gun threats and a driveway standoff until Tommy says Davis's brother Milton arranged it.

▶11:02
neighborpecan-treeyardargumentgun
51

Give the new guy your keys

An HR caller tells 17-year project manager Jason to hand his key card, office, and parking space to a trainee who is the vice president's nephew. Jason refuses and threatens a fight before Tommy reveals the prank.

▶6:02
workplacehuman-resourcesdemotionnepotismkeys
52

Baptism on wheels in the driveway

Brother Springwater tells Wilson Campbell that friends paid for a baptismal pool on a truck to dunk him in his driveway. Wilson threatens to drown the whole congregation, then learns his boy Mason paid for the prank.

▶7:25
churchbaptismdrivewayneighborsfriends
53

Can I have a kidney while you're open

Deacon Patterson calls Brother Conley before pancreas surgery, prays with him, then asks the doctors to take a kidney while he is open. Conley curses him out, and the reveal is that daughter Reesey wanted a smile before Friday's operation.

▶9:00
churchsurgerykidneydeacondaughter
54

They moved Grandmama off the table

Carruthers calls carpet cleaner Robert and says the crew moved his grandmother off the coffee table. Robert rallies his sons, the two men threaten each other, and Tommy reveals the man's wife set up the call.

▶7:00
carpet-cleaninggrandmotherashesbusinesswife
55

Uncut call to a personal number

The compilation opens on a countdown and Tommy hyping an uncut CD while a man answers his personal line. The call turns into threats over money, a brother, and a blonde ass-whooping, then Tommy reveals the prank and tells everybody to sit down and watch.

▶2:49
intropersonal-numberthreatscdmoney
56

Border Patrol says you smuggle people

A man identifying himself as Border Patrol in San Diego calls on a Sunday and accuses a Los Angeles man of smuggling people across from Tijuana, and the man furiously denies it.

▶7:05
border-patrolsmugglingaccusationimpersonationlaw-enforcement
57

Deacon demands New Year's church

Deacon Patterson calls Brother Adrian on New Year's Eve and insists he come down to church that night to bring in the new year with the congregation.

▶6:26
churchnew-years-evedeaconholidayobligation
58

Coach wants your son and your wife

A caller posing as a high-school coach tries to talk a father into bringing his son over to tour another campus, then makes it clear he wants the man's wife as part of the deal.

▶6:23
coachrecruitinghigh-schoolwifefathertransfer
59

Claim your son on my taxes

Curtis calls a father and pretends they know each other from the boy's Blazers little-league games, then asks if he can claim the son as a dependent on his taxes.

▶7:23
taxeslittle-leaguestrangerfatherbasketballimpersonation
60

Principal's Corporal Punishment

New principal calls a parent to announce he's reinstating corporal punishment and will paddle kids, but the parent threatens him.

▶6:52
schoolprincipalcorporal punishmentparentthreat
61

Walmart TV Theft

A store security officer calls a woman claiming her credit card was invalid for four TVs and she must return them, but she refuses.

▶6:52
walmarttvstheftcredit card
62

Child Support Until 21

A fake child support agent tells a father his payments will extend to age 21 despite his check stubs proving payments.

▶9:32
childsupportfatherpaymentstaxes
63

Tow Truck Prank

A man calls a tow truck driver claiming he overjumped his car and blew the electrical system, demanding $1500.

▶5:50
tow truckcarelectricalmoneythreat
64

High School Sweetheart Invite 2

Another man calls claiming he was invited by the wife to a party.

▶6:52
marriagejealousyhighschoolsweetheartparty
65

Removed from the Funeral Program

A funeral director calls Keith to say he's been removed from the program for his aunt's funeral because he won't stick to the three-minute time limit.

▶6:15
prankfuneralremarksfamilyprogram
66

Curry Goat Birthday Prank

Tommy calls a Jamaican man to complain about curry goat being served at a child's birthday party, leading to a heated cultural argument.

▶5:42
curry goatbirthday partyjamaicanprank callcultural clash
67

Valentine's dance with hotel room

A father calls a mother to arrange a Valentine's dance date for their kids, then mentions he booked a hotel room for them, causing the mother to go off.

▶7:17
valentine'sdanceparentinghotelprank
68

Hardware Store Body Disposal

A man calls a hardware store ordering duct tape, plastic, cement, and a machete to dispose of a 'body', terrifying the clerk.

▶11:58
hardwarebodymurdersuspense
69

Usher Told to Change Her Attitude

A fake youth minister calls a veteran usher to say the church wants her to change her attitude when seating people, and she refuses to accept it.

▶6:18
churchusherattitudeseatingmeeting
70

Water Bill

A fake apartment manager calls David Mann about his mother's unpaid water bill and threatens to evict her.

▶5:40
water billapartmentmothereviction
71

Fake Paternity Suit

A man calls his brother's ex claiming the child isn't his brother's and demands eight years of child support back.

▶5:22
child supportpaternitybrothermoney
72

Husband Calls Wife During Lunch

A coworker calls a husband to complain that he calls his wife every day during her lunch break, cutting into their time, leading the husband to threaten to come to the workplace.

▶6:18
coworkerlunchhusbandwifethreats
73

Carpet Cleaning Grandma's Ashes 2

A carpet cleaning owner is again accused of losing a grandmother's ashes.

▶6:52
carpetcleaninggrandmaashescomplaint
74

Deaf Aunt Stolen Bike

K dub calls Vaughn saying his deaf aunt saw Vaughn steal a bike from her garage, leading to threats.

▶6:30
biketheftdeafauntneighborhood
75

Neighbor Wants You to Date White Women

Tommy poses as a neighbor named Wendell who complains about the man bringing black women home and demands he date white women instead.

▶6:12
neighbordatingraceinterracial
76

Racist Neighbor Call

Tommy calls a man pretending to be a neighbor named Wendell, complaining that he brings black women to his house and demanding he date white women. The man is infuriated.

▶6:16
racismneighbordatingblack women
77

Grandmother's Urn Moved

Tommy poses as a carpet cleaning company owner and tells a man that his crew accidentally knocked over his grandmother's urn. The man is furious and threatens to come down to the office.

▶6:53
cleaning servicegrandmotherurnashesthreat
78

Neighbor Race Complaint

A neighbor calls a man to complain about him bringing black women to his house, demanding he date white women instead.

▶6:05
neighborracismdatinginterracialprank
79

Burglar Medicine

A caller claims he was with the burglars who broke into a man's house and left his medicine behind, then asks to come back for it.

▶7:04
burglarymedicineneighbor
80

Burglar's Medicine

A man calls Clarence claiming he was with the burglars who broke into his house, but only wants to retrieve his medicine left behind. Clarence threatens him before the reveal that his sister Bree set it up.

▶7:15
burglarymedicineneighborrevenge
81

The water company is coming back

A water-company worker accuses Murphy of turning his service back on after a shutoff for nonpayment and vows to come cut it off again. Murphy insists his bills are paid and demands a supervisor before Tommy reveals the prank from cousin Darrell.

▶5:20
utilitieswaterbillshutoffargument
82

HOA and Mama Speeding Prank

A fake HOA representative complains that Natalie's mother speeds through the neighborhood and threatens to have her arrested.

▶4:42
hoaneighbormotherspeeding
83

Peeing on the House Prank

An elderly man calls to apologize for urinating on a man's house, causing the homeowner to rage.

▶4:56
peeingneighborold manapologyprank
84

Indecent Exposure Arrest

A police officer calls a wife to pick up her husband who was arrested for indecent exposure at a park with another woman, who turns out to be her sister.

▶5:01
policearrestindecent exposuresisterbetrayal
85

DUI with Another Woman

A police officer calls a wife to say her husband Kenny was pulled over for drunk driving with another woman in the car.

▶5:07
prankduipolicecheatingarrest

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