Lap Dance Tip

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A man calls a stripper claiming he accidentally gave her $100 instead of $10 for a lap dance and demands $90 back, but she refuses.

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Bray, brother, let me ask what's the baddest radio show in the land, man.

Speaker 1

Oh man, it's Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2

Hello.

Speaker 3

Hello, I'm trying to reach Regina, please.

Speaking.

Speaker 3

You did a uh a a bachelor party for me and my boys like about two weeks ago.

Speaker 2

How did you get my number?

Speaker 2

How how can I help you?

Speaker 2

Need a party done?

Speaker 2

I mean, what what do you need?

Speaker 3

Okay, well, no, no, it ain't nothing like that.

Speaker 3

I was saying, you know, you did a lot of lap dances.

Speaker 3

Do you remember that?

Yes.

Speaker 3

Okay.

Speaker 3

Well, listen, you know, uh that night I was at the party, you did some lap dances for me, but I accidentally I thought I gave you a ten dollar bill when I really gave you a hundred dollars.

Speaker 2

Okay.

Speaker 3

You know, I need actually what I the reason why I called you was I'm trying to I'm trying to get that, you know, I'm trying to get that ninety dollars back.

Speaker 2

I'm not giving you no damn 90 dollars.

Speaker 3

Excuse me?

Speaker 2

I'm not giving you your damn ninety dollars.

Speaker 3

Hey, when you gave me a hundred dollars.

Speaker 3

Hold on, wait a minute.

Speaker 3

Hold on.

Speaker 3

You hold on, I don't even think you understand.

Speaker 3

I wasn't trying to give you all that money at one time.

Speaker 3

I need to get that money back from you.

Speaker 3

I don't think you understand.

Speaker 3

That's it.

Speaker 3

The other ninety dollars blown the beat.

Speaker 3

I ain't getting my change back from you.

Speaker 2

I'm not giving you no change back.

Speaker 2

That nine dollars a damn tip.

Speaker 2

I'm not giving who back.

Speaker 3

Don't nobody be giving you no damn hundred dollars at once.

Speaker 3

That was wrong with you.

Speaker 2

I'm not giving you no damn 90 dollars back.

Speaker 2

Yeah, you should watch what you was doing.

Speaker 3

You're gonna give me my 90 dollars.

Speaker 3

I already told you.

Speaker 3

I wasn't even trying to give you this money.

Speaker 2

I wasn't giving you I was trying to give you ten dollars.

Speaker 3

That's what I was trying to get you.

Speaker 2

I'm not giving you a damn thing back.

Speaker 2

You're not getting nothing.

Speaker 2

Hell, you shouldn't be at home with your wife and your kids.

Speaker 3

Hey, lady, listen.

Speaker 3

You don't even understand what what's going on right here.

Speaker 2

Lady my you should have been there.

Speaker 3

I wasn't trying to when when nobody's trying to give you no money.

Speaker 3

This is a misunderstanding.

Speaker 3

I need a hundred dollars back.

Speaker 3

Now look, I'm already saying I was given ten, but nine

Speaker 2

I'm not giving you no damn man.

Speaker 2

How you lost your f man?

Speaker 2

You calling me, waking me up.

Speaker 2

Talking about giving you 90 dollars.

Speaker 2

I'm not giving you that.

Speaker 3

I'm gonna give you a tip, but I ain't giving you no ninety dollars.

Speaker 3

You did you gave no hundred dollars?

Speaker 3

Look, hey lady, look.

Speaker 3

I'm not finna sit here and go at the uh go ahead with with you all this.

Speaker 3

Look, I wanna get my ninety dollars back from you.

Speaker 2

No, first of all, if you call me lay one more time, I'ma come find you and kick your ass.

Speaker 2

Second of all, I'm not giving you no damn nine dollars back.

Speaker 2

Thanks for the g trip.

Speaker 2

You should have been there to first place like I said.

Speaker 2

Keep your home that's fine.

Speaker 3

Hey, Lay, on the real, I ain't trying to go back and forth with you.

Speaker 3

That was a mistake.

Speaker 3

I just want my money back.

Speaker 3

Ain't nobody tripping with you.

Speaker 3

Give me my money back.

Speaker 2

I'm not giving you a damn thing back.

Speaker 2

I'm not giving you back.

Speaker 2

That's your problem.

Speaker 2

You need to go home and tell your wife what you did with the extra nine dollars.

Speaker 3

So you're not trying to get your f what?

Speaker 3

I told you I want my $90 back.

Speaker 2

I'm not giving you a money.

Speaker 2

I'm not gonna come find me then.

Speaker 2

Come find me.

Speaker 2

Come find me.

Speaker 2

Come find me then.

Speaker 2

And you don't have money, madam back, come find me.

Speaker 3

You don't have to try to get your what?

Speaker 3

But I don't $90.

Speaker 3

I want my money from you.

Speaker 2

What I want you with my I want you to tell them to bring your f up in here.

Speaker 2

I'ma give you some out of no damn $90, I bet you that one.

Speaker 3

When are you gonna pay me my ninety dollars?

Speaker 2

I'm not giving you no damn nine dollars.

Speaker 2

No ask me that no g no, I'm not giving you no nanny down.

Speaker 2

Thank you for the damn tip.

Speaker 3

You ain't getting You go, you're gonna give me you gonna give me my ninety dollars, you gonna do that.

Speaker 2

You don't come in here for that when it won't get changed back, please.

Speaker 2

You don't get your off my phone.

Speaker 2

Don't call me with that.

Speaker 3

Hey, I got one more thing I want to tell you.

Speaker 3

You listen to me.

Speaker 3

Are you listening?

Speaker 3

I got one more thing I need to say to you.

Speaker 2

No, you can kiss my.

Speaker 3

I got one more thing I need to say to you.

Speaker 3

Are you listening to me?

Speaker 2

Come on!

Speaker 2

Don't call me with that.

Speaker 2

I ain't listening to you.

Speaker 2

I'm giving a dime.

Speaker 2

What you got to say?

Speaker 2

You can kiss my with your punk.

Speaker 3

I said, I got one more thing to say to you.

Speaker 3

Are you?

Speaker 2

What do you want to say?

Speaker 2

What did you what you got to say?

Speaker 2

What is it?

Speaker 2

What is it?

Speaker 3

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 3

You just got pranked by your girlfriend.

Speaker 2

Who is this?

Hello?

Hello?