Church Jezebel Spirit

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Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Sister Alicia Thompson.

All right, all right, all right.

You may not know my voice, but I'm sure you probably know me if you saw me, but I'm I'm Brother Greg at the church.

Okay, all right.

How how you doing?

I'm good.

I'm good.

I'm sorry to to disturb your evening.

I wanted to reach out to you the uh you know, the workers at the church, we we had a meeting.

Uh a lot of the uh deacons and the um sisters at the church the uh have come to uh had a meeting and and I wanted to give you a call.

Now Melanie Melanie Thompson, that's that's that's your sister, right?

Yeah, that's my sister, that's my baby sister.

Okay.

All right.

Well, now we got a bit of a problem, but uh uh they they felt that it would be best for for me to call you and discuss it with you and and let you know what the uh you know what they have agreed upon.

I'm just basically the messenger, and I'm just calling you to give you the word of of what's going on.

Okay.

Um Brother Greg, right?

Yeah, Brother Greg, Greg, a great uh your wife is in the choir, right?

Uh uh yeah.

Yeah.

Like yeah, okay, okay.

I know you I'm I I think I know y'all, okay.

Okay, all right.

Um, uh, like I say, Sister Alicia, what the officials of the church are saying is that they they're saying that they have reason to believe that your sister has been having an affair with with uh Pastor Flipman and uh my sister

your si your sister Melanie they saying she's having a uh had an affair with uh having an affair with Pastor Flipman not I'm like I say I'm just the messenger

okay so why y'all calling me about something Melanie doing well that have to do with me the the the like like I say the officials had a meeting and and what they're saying is this is nothing but a a a a Jezebel spirit and what they don't want

now wait wait wait a minute now you're being rude now come on

the sister oh no okay I'm gonna hear you out now but you just hear me out now they're saying that this is a Jezebel spirit and they would rather all

of the Thompson family not be welcome at the church anymore.

Okay.

First of all why are you delivering a message to me about my sister if y I have a problem with my sister seems like you would be calling my sister.

Now we two separate people so why are you calling me about my sister about a rumor and now you're saying y'all don't want me

in the church?

Is that is that what you're saying brother

for the entire Thompson family.

So if you got some brothers, sisters, aunties they won't cause evidently all of the ladies in the Thomson family must have some type of Jezebel spirit in them.

No no waiting and they don't want that.

Calling somebody a Jezebel

Is call somebody and accuse somebody and then call them a derogatory word, talking about somebody a Jezebel and a Jezebel.

Now you're being rude, sir.

Well, if

you're it's a Jezebel spirit, is what they were saying.

Okay.

That's got to be the most asinine, foolishness I have ever heard in my life.

Who does that?

Who are you to call me?

Don't ask me no sh like that.

You calling me like some bush.

Like, who the hell calls talking about?

They got a Jezebel spirit.

That's not calling somebody a kid.

Come on, you got a badass kid.

Does your mama have a Jezebel spirit?

Don't you think?

Wait, wait a minute.

No, I'm just

your mama, does your red lips sit well and wiped out of Jezebel spirit?

I'm asking you.

That's what's gonna happen.

You're gonna mess around and get your ass whooped and get drugs through the damn pool kit around with the topic.

Well, as of right now, the family can't come to the church.

You think we wanna be around a church that got people calling us asking me out your damn?

Do I have a Jezebel spirit?

Well, do you but you never answered the question?

Do you have one?

I might have a Rahab spirit now.

You know, she was a good one in the Bible now.

I've been a member of this damn church for the last eight years.

I don't pay plenty of ties for this damn church.

And it's past the got a problem with me.

You tell Pastor to have a problem with me.

Sister Lucia.

Sister Leisha.

Yeah, uh-huh.

Let me say this and then I'm gonna be too.

First of all, before you say another damn word to me, you need to apologize and speak to me like you got some just okay.

Can I say this?

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

First of all, I apologize.

Okay, I I I apologize because this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show, and you just got pranked by your sister Melanie.

I'm gonna kick y'all ass.

That was a good one.

I can't take a pocket melody ass or dad

I don't know who the lady is in the choir with the red lipstick I hope with that.

No earthly idea.

All right, no Jezebel spirits, none of that.

We all right?

Maybe maybe a Ray Half.

Like I said, maybe a Ray Hab, because you know there was more than one hundred Bible.

She did good work for the kingdom.

Because you know I didn't work for the kingdom.

Now I didn't I'm I said I ain't been a home in a long time now.

Oh my god.

Oh God, I love church papers.

I love church papers.

Hey, let me ask you something.

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