Curry Goat Birthday Prank

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Tommy calls a Jamaican man to complain about curry goat being served at a child's birthday party, leading to a heated cultural argument.

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Speaker 1

Hello?

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 2

I'm trying to reach a um uh Mr.

Speaker 2

Is this Mr.

Speaker 2

Yeah, this I This is Benjamin Dixon.

Speaker 2

Trevor is my son.

Speaker 2

He goes to school with your son.

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Now

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uh he went to a birthday party that your son had last weekend.

Speaker 2

Am I right?

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 2

Well listen, I understand.

Speaker 2

I have a problem with you, Mr.

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C because I understand that you all are are Jamaican and from Jamaica, but listen, you guys serve the children curry goat.

Speaker 2

You don't serve kids curry goat.

Speaker 2

Everybody's child doesn't eat curry goat.

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P what happened to what happened to ice cream and cake and punch and maybe even a pizza at a birthday party for kids.

Speaker 2

But curry goat?

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That's out of the question.

Speaker 1

Oh you oh you mean?

Speaker 1

But I mean, I understand what y'all talk about.

Speaker 1

Oh, you mean oh you mean minna feed the kids them curry goat?

Speaker 1

What y'all talk about, brethren?

Speaker 2

Say what?

Speaker 1

What what y'all talk about?

Speaker 1

Oh, you mean, oh, you mean you have a problem with me?

Speaker 1

Oh, you have a problem with me.

Speaker 2

I got a problem.

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I got a problem with any parents who who decides on their own that in somebody else's child, it's okay to feed them some curry goat.

Speaker 2

My child don't eat no goat.

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We eat chicken.

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We eat steak.

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We eat cow.

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We don't eat curry goat.

Yo.

Speaker 1

And why you might.

Speaker 1

If you wouldn't tell me that you some took.

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So so rude boy, no call me with your with your online

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and a guan and uh and a rumble palm in a brethren.

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Because you don't know who y'all deal with enough.

Speaker 2

Okay, I need you to slow it down for me, man.

Speaker 2

I ain't understanding nothing you say.

Speaker 1

You can't tell me for slow down.

Speaker 1

You call me on a b oh you can't tell me for slow down.

Speaker 1

I'm my phone, you're calling up.

Speaker 2

Look, man, all I'm saying is you you d this d this is disrespectful to the child, to people's parents.

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You going out on your own liberty deciding on what you gonna feed somebody.

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You gotta feed them normal stuff.

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You can't do that.

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Kids uh birthday parties here in the States, man.

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It's pizza, it's ice cream, it's cake, it's punch.

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That's it.

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Hot dogs, maybe.

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But not no damn curry goat.

Speaker 1

I'm here on the show, brethren.

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Don't tell me what to do.

Speaker 1

Eh?

Speaker 1

I'm me run this.

Speaker 1

So you come tell me both both about disrespect.

Speaker 1

You disrespect me, I call my phone.

Speaker 2

I how am I disrespecting you by calling your phone?

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I wanna know why it is you doing something like this.

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And I bet you these other parents don't know you've been serving go.

Speaker 1

Yo, kiss f man.

Speaker 1

Oh who the f you is?

Speaker 1

You wanna meet me, I'm sure you love and father is.

Speaker 1

Eh?

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You come tell me no bull, eh?

Speaker 2

Oh, you wanna hungry?

Speaker 1

Oh, oh, who you, brethren?

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Who the hell is you?

Speaker 1

Eh?

Speaker 1

I don't know you from Adam Bridge, and I come talk on my phone and kinda with it.

Speaker 1

Yo, yo, you know, you know who the f can't deal with.

Speaker 1

Eh, eh, eh?

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You don't have man just spring club now enough.

Speaker 2

Oh, you j you wanna meet me somewhere?

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Is that what you wanna do?

Speaker 1

Me meet you, me me, brethren, me meet you right now.

Speaker 1

You understand me?

Speaker 1

Brethren, you don't know who you are dealing with enough.

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I know big done me dealing with.

Speaker 2

You gonna make me hurt you, man.

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If I if if I come over there, you're gonna make me hurt you.

Speaker 2

You hear me?

Speaker 2

Then I mean this, man.

Speaker 2

Now I I I call you because I'm a concerned parent about my child.

Speaker 2

Uh uh, and then you got a nerve to hit to tell me you the one that's in the room.

Speaker 1

Yo, f man.

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Me know hell, me not fing wrong, brethren.

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Me wrong.

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You understand me?

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So come tell me, be that big many up.

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Now come tell me about me in the wrong.

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You and the fing rough call my phone, yo.

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Just tell me where you know.

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I'm gonna come meet you, I'm gonna feed you some correct yeah, your family, and yo, and you can't just leave me alone.

Speaker 2

You ain't finna feed my family.

Speaker 2

No, you don't bring my family in this, man.

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You don't bring me, you don't bring my wife and my kids into nothing.

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You hear me?

Speaker 1

If you want if you're into your mama, good everybody grandmama.

Speaker 2

So you come tell me the I got I I got one, you know what, man?

Speaker 2

I'm gonna tell you, I'm I got something I wanna tell you.

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You listening?

Speaker 1

Tell me, man.

Speaker 2

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2

You just got pranked by your sister Patsy.

Speaker 1

What the hell?

Speaker 1

I don't believe you, man.

Speaker 1

I don't know no d like that.

Speaker 2

You you hey hey, you just got pranked by your sister Patsy, man.

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She she put me up to this dog.

Speaker 1

Boy, I tell you, man, I'm so sweat, boy.

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I need to get a blood pressure check.

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I got a low, I got a low tolerance.

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My tolerance, very low.

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Boy, I tell you, man.

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But anyway, I'm gonna still feed you and your family some corn goat, man.

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I'm on I'm gonna invite you to the house.

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I'm gonna have nothing but curry goals.

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I bet it's good.

Speaker 2

You know, when you get angry, American people really can't understand what you saying.

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You went on you went on a Jamaican run.

Speaker 1

They're like, what the hell that boy said?

Speaker 2

We gotta give a shout out to all of the Jamaicans out there, baby.

Speaker 2

What is the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 1

Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1

New York City, baby.