Curry Goat Birthday Prank
5:42Tommy calls a Jamaican man to complain about curry goat being served at a child's birthday party, leading to a heated cultural argument.
Transcript
129 linesHello?
Yeah.
I'm trying to reach a um uh Mr.
Is this Mr.
Yeah, this I This is Benjamin Dixon.
Trevor is my son.
He goes to school with your son.
Now
uh he went to a birthday party that your son had last weekend.
Am I right?
Yeah.
Well listen, I understand.
I have a problem with you, Mr.
C because I understand that you all are are Jamaican and from Jamaica, but listen, you guys serve the children curry goat.
You don't serve kids curry goat.
Everybody's child doesn't eat curry goat.
P what happened to what happened to ice cream and cake and punch and maybe even a pizza at a birthday party for kids.
But curry goat?
That's out of the question.
Oh you oh you mean?
But I mean, I understand what y'all talk about.
Oh, you mean oh you mean minna feed the kids them curry goat?
What y'all talk about, brethren?
Say what?
What what y'all talk about?
Oh, you mean, oh, you mean you have a problem with me?
Oh, you have a problem with me.
I got a problem.
I got a problem with any parents who who decides on their own that in somebody else's child, it's okay to feed them some curry goat.
My child don't eat no goat.
We eat chicken.
We eat steak.
We eat cow.
We don't eat curry goat.
Yo.
And why you might.
If you wouldn't tell me that you some took.
So so rude boy, no call me with your with your online
and a guan and uh and a rumble palm in a brethren.
Because you don't know who y'all deal with enough.
Okay, I need you to slow it down for me, man.
I ain't understanding nothing you say.
You can't tell me for slow down.
You call me on a b oh you can't tell me for slow down.
I'm my phone, you're calling up.
Look, man, all I'm saying is you you d this d this is disrespectful to the child, to people's parents.
You going out on your own liberty deciding on what you gonna feed somebody.
You gotta feed them normal stuff.
You can't do that.
Kids uh birthday parties here in the States, man.
It's pizza, it's ice cream, it's cake, it's punch.
That's it.
Hot dogs, maybe.
But not no damn curry goat.
I'm here on the show, brethren.
Don't tell me what to do.
Eh?
I'm me run this.
So you come tell me both both about disrespect.
You disrespect me, I call my phone.
I how am I disrespecting you by calling your phone?
I wanna know why it is you doing something like this.
And I bet you these other parents don't know you've been serving go.
Yo, kiss f man.
Oh who the f you is?
You wanna meet me, I'm sure you love and father is.
Eh?
You come tell me no bull, eh?
Oh, you wanna hungry?
Oh, oh, who you, brethren?
Who the hell is you?
Eh?
I don't know you from Adam Bridge, and I come talk on my phone and kinda with it.
Yo, yo, you know, you know who the f can't deal with.
Eh, eh, eh?
You don't have man just spring club now enough.
Oh, you j you wanna meet me somewhere?
Is that what you wanna do?
Me meet you, me me, brethren, me meet you right now.
You understand me?
Brethren, you don't know who you are dealing with enough.
I know big done me dealing with.
You gonna make me hurt you, man.
If I if if I come over there, you're gonna make me hurt you.
You hear me?
Then I mean this, man.
Now I I I call you because I'm a concerned parent about my child.
Uh uh, and then you got a nerve to hit to tell me you the one that's in the room.
Yo, f man.
Me know hell, me not fing wrong, brethren.
Me wrong.
You understand me?
So come tell me, be that big many up.
Now come tell me about me in the wrong.
You and the fing rough call my phone, yo.
Just tell me where you know.
I'm gonna come meet you, I'm gonna feed you some correct yeah, your family, and yo, and you can't just leave me alone.
You ain't finna feed my family.
No, you don't bring my family in this, man.
You don't bring me, you don't bring my wife and my kids into nothing.
You hear me?
If you want if you're into your mama, good everybody grandmama.
So you come tell me the I got I I got one, you know what, man?
I'm gonna tell you, I'm I got something I wanna tell you.
You listening?
Tell me, man.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your sister Patsy.
What the hell?
I don't believe you, man.
I don't know no d like that.
You you hey hey, you just got pranked by your sister Patsy, man.
She she put me up to this dog.
Boy, I tell you, man, I'm so sweat, boy.
I need to get a blood pressure check.
I got a low, I got a low tolerance.
My tolerance, very low.
Boy, I tell you, man.
But anyway, I'm gonna still feed you and your family some corn goat, man.
I'm on I'm gonna invite you to the house.
I'm gonna have nothing but curry goals.
I bet it's good.
You know, when you get angry, American people really can't understand what you saying.
You went on you went on a Jamaican run.
They're like, what the hell that boy said?
We gotta give a shout out to all of the Jamaicans out there, baby.
What is the baddest radio show in the land?
Steve Harvey Morning Show.
New York City, baby.