You Don't Call My Personal Number

And now our feature presentation.

This is it.

Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

One.

Here it is, y'all.

Here it is, y'all.

Y'all been waiting on it.

Y'all been anticipating.

Who is that?

Been talking about it.

Been asking me.

You don't call my personal number.

What the hell wrong with you?

I can't get y'all off of me.

Y'all been waiting.

Come on.

Tommy, when you gon' do it.

Emailing me.

Man, come on, don't do me like that, bro.

When you gon' put it out there.

Since you so bold like you, uncut, unsensitive.

I ain't cursed you yet.

This is the coldest mother.

Uh-uh, hold up, Kelly.

Uh-uh, uh-huh.

Don't beep that beat that.

Don't beep that.

This is uncut and uncensored.

This is the baddest spring phone call C D in the land.

Uh, is you yelling at me?

I don't know if you're at you, man.

I said it, I ain't taking none of it back.

Don't call my motherfucking house no more.

I got twenty tracks for you.

I believe this conversation is all hang up on me.

Uncle Steve, wish he could be here cussing with me on.

Whatever, they're listening like your motherfucking ass started.

Now get your kids and put 'em up.

I done put mine up.

And then you got to know to put my daughter motherfucker.

I ain't listening to it either.

Y'all stop good.

I'm telling you, this ain't ready to be.

How do you get my goddamn number?

It ain't ready, PG 13 either.

You stupid motherfucker.

Don't make me whoop your ass now.

Get all your folks around.

Listen to me.

You listen to me.

Y'all get some hennesses, some E and J.

That's right, Earth and Jerk.

I don't have a problem burying you with the word.

Sit back, tilt your head.

Turn the CD up loud and watch Tommy at the damn food.

Who is this?

Ah damn!

Fucking incredible.

Yeah, what you gonna do?

I don't have a problem kicking your black ass.

You gon' get your ass whooped by a blood, man.

Now you're gonna either give me some money or I'ma get it out of your ass.

Get the best way you can't.

Who you think you talking to?

I'm gonna kill your ass.

You ain't finna do nothing to me.

I'ma put this nine in your motherfucking teeth.

You're not gonna do nothing to my brother.

You're a lightweight cupcake ass nigga.

Don't make me whoop your ass.

Who the fuck is this man?

That's his nephew time from the Steve Harvey Morning show.

You just got pranked.

Oh no, no, no, no, no.

Unfucking believable, man.

I can't not believe this bitch.