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15 calls match “rant”

01

No Anchovies for Black Customers

A restaurant customer claims an entire party received anchovy pizzas because Black people do not eat anchovies. He threatens the owner over the supposed mistake before his mother reveals that she arranged the prank.

▶4:32
pizzaanchoviesracismrestaurantfood
02

Break-In With Illegal Stuff

A frantic caller claims intruders are inside his house and begs Tommy not to call police because the home contains illegal contraband. Tommy repeatedly threatens to call law enforcement before the prank reveal.

▶6:43
break-incontrabandpolicepanic
03

How Was the Service, Tip?

A fake seafood restaurant employee calls a former customer by the nickname Tip and repeatedly asks whether he enjoyed the service. The customer grows increasingly furious and threatens to confront him at the restaurant before Tommy reveals the prank.

▶6:37
restaurantservicetipcustomerthreat
04

Your Son Needs Deodorant

A daycare owner calls Vanessa about two-year-old Malik, insisting the boy smells musty and proposing deodorant as an experiment. She threatens to come to the daycare before Tommy reveals the prank.

▶6:12
daycarehygienechilddeodorantthreat
05

You Don't Call My Personal Number

A man furiously rants after being called on his personal number, threatening the caller before Nephew Tommy reveals the prank.

▶2:40
prank callpersonal numberrantphone
06

Spa Wax Appointment Prank

Tommy poses as spa employee Ramon confirming Owen's appointment for a back and butt wax, including a manzillion upgrade, causing Owen to rant about the $200 cost and refuse.

▶6:36
spawaxappointmentchristmasrefund
07

Anchovy Pizza

A customer calls a pizzeria to complain about anchovies on his pizza, and the owner's attitude leads to a threat of violence.

▶4:34
pizzaanchoviesrestaurantprank callargument
08

Nephew Tommy Prank Calls Jasmine Crockett

Nephew Tommy poses as Terrence Walker from OBB in Dallas, claiming a $2 million grant and Dallas Morning News award were denied because of Rep. Jasmine Crockett's TV comments. He urges her to stay quiet for four years before revealing the prank.

▶6:28
prank-calljasmine-crockettpoliticsgrantnephew-tommy
09

50s Are the Shit

Nephew Tommy pretends to be a comedian at a club in Stockbridge, Georgia, celebrating the 50s and ranting about eight-track tapes, mixtapes, and nighttime bathroom habits.

▶3:58
50seight-trackcomedyclubstockbridge
10

Repass Chicken Order

Robert calls a chicken restaurant ordering 125 pieces for a repast, then calls back wanting only 10 pieces, causing the cook to threaten him.

▶7:12
chickenrepastorderfuneralrestaurant
11

Freezer Space for Bodies

Kevin B calls a restaurant supply company asking to store three dead bodies in their showroom freezer.

▶6:52
mortuarybodiesfreezerstorage
12

Bill Cosby and Miss Universe Rant

Nephew Tommy calls a woman who goes on a profane rant about Bill Cosby's sexual assault allegations and Steve Harvey's Miss Universe mistake before saying she's tired and leaving church.

▶5:53
bill cosbymiss universesteve harveychurchrant
13

My Mama Got Sick From Your Salad

A man calls a restaurant owner claiming his mother got sick from a salad at Soul Vives and threatens her when she dismisses the complaint, then reveals it is Nephew Tommy prank-calling on behalf of her cousin Antoinette.

▶3:44
restaurantsaladsick-motherprank-callthreats
14

Black Church Quiz

A man from a black church calls a white member, Grant, to quiz him on black church culture, making him say 'give an honor to God' and 'hooping.' Grant gets frustrated and offended before the reveal.

▶6:53
churchracequizcultureprank
15

Five-dollar tip on an eighty-dollar meal

Waiter Roderick calls Kenny from a seafood house to complain about a five-dollar tip on an eighty-dollar check. Kenny denies it, promises a shoe-tip in the parking lot, and learns his boy Richard set the call during a Christmas-party meeting.

▶7:48
restauranttipwaiterseafoodchristmas

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