Dancing Parrot Prank

Hello.

Is this the owner of the house?

This is Delivery Man from Exotic Bird Rescue Service.

How you doing today?

Yeah, this is he.

What?

Who this?

Listen, man, you brought your parrot in last week for regular feather trim and wing clip, right?

Well, when we opened that cage this morning, that damn bird was doing full dance moves.

He was doing that Macarena, then switched straight into that electric slide, shaking his tail feathers like he had a whole club.

My assistant tried to stop him, and he bit on that finger while singing a Macarena in perfect Spanish.

She quit now.

What kind of trained bird did y'all bring us?

He only repeats what he hears.

Discount Can't be real.

You playing with me right now?

Nah nah.

This ain't no regular repeat bird.

This bird got full professional choreography.

He demanding a tiny top hat right now and backup dances.

We got video footage of him doing that worm on that bottom of that cage.

He looked at that vet and called him a square in bird language.

You gotta come get him before he starts charging admission for shows.

That other birds getting jealous and starting a union.

He keeps saying your name and laughing like a maniac.

What the hell is you talking about?

Birds don't dance like that, you lying jive turkey.

Oh, they do when your bird is special like this one.

Last night, he stayed up past midnight doing that cha-cha slide.

Neighbors called complaining about that noise coming from our facility.

One guy said that bird moon walked across that exam table and did a spin.

Bring cash for extra seeds, cause he on a strict performance diet now.

Come get your bird before he takes over that whole damn facility.

I ain't coming down there for no dancing bird.

This some kind of joke.

What the hell you smoking down there?

It ain't no joke, man.

He bit three people today doing that twist.

One vet got kicked by a wing and almost fell.

This bird unstoppable.

He filed a complaint saying that cage too small for his moves.

He wanna stage and spotlights.

Between me and you, he got better rhythm than most people I know.

How this even happenin'?

I ain't teach him no kind of shit like that.

He just did a backflip and yelled your name again right now.

That staff recording everything.

He doing that Harlem Shake next.

We had to move him to a bigger area because he kept knocking stuff over with his wings.

Neighbors outside that building think we running a bird nightclub.

You bird famous, nah.

Come get him before animal control show up for public dancing without a permit.

You gotta be kidding me with this bullshit.

Nah, he demanding a microphone.

Said he got bars too.

He just did that running man and knocked over a water bowl.

Whole place flooded.

I ain't playing with ya.

Get down here right now.

This is that dumbest shit I ever heard.

Oh wait, this is delivery man from that other side morning show.

You just got pranked.

Ha ha!

Gotcha good.

You motherfucker got me.