Diabetes from Cooking

Hello, I'm trying to reach uh I'm trying to reach Dante.

Yeah, this is him.

Who this?

Hey, how you doing, man?

Um, you I just to be certain, you you don't say this marriage is Sammy, right?

Yeah.

Okay, cool, cool.

So listen, man, uh sure you've heard about me, you know, maybe heard my name before, because I used to date Tammy way before you guys got married.

Uh, you know, my name is my name is Marcella, so I just wanted to call and say how you doing, uh, but I needed to say.

Okay, yeah, yeah, I know.

She mentioned you, mentioned y'all used to be together uh before we yeah, I okay, I've heard about you.

What's um what's the phone call for?

I needed to talk to you, man.

And I've I've been holding this back at least four years, you know, I haven't said anything.

And you know, I can't hold it no more, man.

I'm going through so many issues right now.

I just gotta I gotta get this thing, I gotta get this some grips on this thing that I'm going through, but you know, I wanted to come to you, man to man, talk to you about this situation.

I you know, I hate to bring it to you like this, but with me and Tammy were together, she

I don't even know how to say.

When we was together, Tammy gave me a disease, man.

So

you know, I I've been holding this, you know, and I like I say, I I wanted to hit you up.

I I thought about it two years ago, three years ago.

What the but you're like, what do you mean like she gave you a disease?

She gave me a disease about four plus years ago.

This is way before y'all got married.

Um from my understanding, y'all been married about three years, right?

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Okay, uh okay, and you're calling me you're calling me to give me the heads up?

No, man, no.

I'm calling because, dude, these damn the the medical bills and all this is just completely out of control.

I can't even you know, I can't take care of myself no more with this.

You know, and and I don't feel like I have to because she the one that gave me the damn deceit.

Okay, so you're calling because you want you want me to pay for you you want you want us to pay for your fing medical bills.

Dude, I mean I mean, damn, dude, I mean put yourself in my position, man.

I mean, what's the brother's supposed to do?

You know, I'm I'm sitting over here with a disease somebody gave me and you know they going on with their life.

Bro, yeah, but this is uh so you're calling me telling me my wife gave you a disease.

First of all, she would have told me that sh.

Secondly, now you're telling me like I might have some sh.

You gotta be kidding me.

Well, what the f does she give you?

What disease are you talking about, man?

I at this point, you know, I don't even want to discuss it.

I just want to get on board.

Let's can we get uh some kind of understanding with this medical bill that I can't I it's out of control.

Man, I'm not paying okay, I'm not gonna pay for your medical bills, especially when I don't even know what the f you mean.

What do you mean she gave you a disease, man?

I'm over here freaking the f out.

Hey, dude, dude, I understand, you know, bruh.

I hope you good.

I really, you know, but I'm just saying, man, dude, I don't know what to do no more, man.

I really don't.

You know, like I said.

Okay, yo, yo, you need tell me.

All right, you you talking in circles.

You're telling me something you have you caught four or five years ago?

Well, what?

Is it some sh that's uncurable?

What the f disease are you talking about, man?

Dude, I'm just all I'm trying, dude.

Regardless of what it is, I'm trying to handle the medical bills on it, man.

That's what I'm trying to do.

Dude, but what kind of medical bills could you have for some sh you caught for years ago?

Like four years ago.

You should have been able to fix that sh.

What is it?

So, she gave me the disease, and now I need somebody to pay these damn bills.

That's all I'm saying to you.

All right?

That's all I'm saying.

Dante?

Yo, what I'm telling you, what I'm telling you, Marcello, is quit playing and tell me what the f disease this is.

It's Marcellus, man.

It's Marcella, okay?

I don't care what your name is.

I'm giving me a.

Man, y'all.

Y'all might have gave me diabetes.

What the fiabetes?

Your wife gave me diabetes, man.

Man, you must be dumb as hell.

You can't can't somebody give you diabetes?

What do you mean she gave you diabetes?

Your wife be cooking out, he was cooking all them cakes and pies and s, you know, all that sugar, you know?

Man, you came out, bro.

Have me thinking my wife gave you herpes or some sh, man.

You just don't know how to work out.

You know how to eat?

That's on you, man.

I ain't paying no bill for that sh.

Dia B.

What the f is wrong with you, man?

Oh, so now, nah, nah, nah, this sh money.

Yes.

You laughed at me.

You laughing at me, Dante?

Yes, I'm laughing at you.

Call my phone talking about my wife gave you diabetes, bro.

For real?

This sh is stupid, bro.

Hey, can I say something else, though, Dante?

What?

What you wanna say?

I want to say this, Dante.

You just got pranked, baby.

This nephew saw me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Your wife, Tammy, got me to prank folks.

Oh.

Damn.

Yo, that's it.

Oh, stop.

I got you, babe.

I got you.

I got you.

Wow.

Okay, because see, I've she told me about, she told me about Marcelo, but I never heard his voice, bro.

I was on fire.

Oh my God.

Uh you you good, man?

Oh my God.

Oh, you have me so fing scared, dude.

Talking about a disease.

Oh sh.

Especially a disease that's four years lingering.

That's like, whoa.

Whoa.

Oh my God, man.

I was Get your ass.

Hello?