Fraternity Membership Revoked

I am a proud member of Kappa Alpha Side Fraternity Incorporated.

I am a nuke to the day I die.

And I love it, but guess what?

It's some more sororities and fraternities out there.

It's some alphas that love it to the day they die.

It's some Q's that love it to the day they die.

It's some AKAs, some deltas that love it to the day they die.

But guess what?

Tommy called a sick and told him.

And he was.

Not a member.

A Five Beta Sigma.

Trust me.

He loves it.

To the day.

The title of this is

no sick.

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach a uh Greg Roochley.

Yeah, this he.

Uh, how you doing?

My name is Bernard, uh, Five Beta Sigma.

I'm over Pledge Relations.

Uh-huh.

Uh, giving you a call today, man, um, you attended Prayer View AM University, am I correct?

Um in the in the early nineties, is that right?

Mm-hmm.

Hello?

Yeah, I'm here.

Yeah, you you am I right?

You attended Predator.

Yeah, that's right.

Okay.

And from my understanding, you pledged Five Beta Sigma in fall of ninety one.

That's correct.

All right.

That's the Delta Theta chapter, correct?

Yes.

All right.

Here's where we're we're having some problems here going through the records.

Going through the records.

Actually, look looking looking at the records that we have here at headquarters, you're not actually uh an official member of Five Beta Sigma.

Uh I I don't know what is taking place, but it's Wait, wait, wait a minute.

What?

What do you mean I'm not a member?

Looking at our records here at national headquarters, it's it's indicating that you're not an official member of Five Beta Sigma.

I don't know what could have gone wrong uh with this thing.

No, no, that ain't right, man.

That ain't right.

Because see, Delta Theta is recognized nationally, so why wouldn't I be nationally recognized?

I'm not certain, sir.

Maybe it's something that took place on that that actual line of fall ninety one.

We're actually gonna have to do some research on everything that's going on with your line as well as the chapter.

But how is that possible if they gave if they gave me a certificate and the and the plaque and I got my my pen and I mean I'm a Sigma.

What do you mean?

Okay, sir, I don't know.

I what I'm looking at here, and I am and and please understand, I I want to try to clear this matter up.

Yeah, yeah, we need to clear this matter up.

Who who else is there somebody there like a uh uh uh overseer or uh maybe uh uh the head president of your branch or something that I could talk to or something?

Well, I'm actually I am actually over pledge relations.

Uh-huh.

And I wanted to give you a call personally so we can try to rectify the matter and and it's gonna take us some time to iron this thing out.

But what I need you to do as of this point.

Yeah.

And you know what?

The problem is that I'm noticing is that all of the people that were on your line, they are official.

For some reason, Mr.

Greg isn't official.

So I wanna I don't understand that because I was the line president.

So how how uh is everybody else um able to be a Sigma and not me when I did all the paperwork that it takes to to for the process to be right.

I don't understand that shit.

Sir, uh, you know what, brother uh I can't call you brother for the fact that you right now you're not a brother.

What you mean?

Sir, here's what we're gonna have to do, Greg.

We're gonna have to get you to first of all, if you're dealing with anybody alumni-wise, we're asking that you don't go to any meetings right now.

We're also asking that um you don't wear any uh five beta sigma paralffinalia.

Paraphernel at this point, we want to make sure and get clarity that you are definitely a brother.

Wait a minute, man.

I am definitely a brother.

Do you know what I had to go through to get where I am today to be a sigma?

All the dude yah, y'all took y'all dues.

What happened to that?

If if you're taking my dues, you should be able to tell me, yo, man, um, we got this going on, certain things are going on with your line.

We need to we need to check you.

You took all my motherfucking money.

That's the thing.

I I'm seeing checks that have gone through for other people that were on that line.

I don't see your name and to this day.

I'm like a lifetime member, so what the hell are you talking about?

I have no records indicating that you're a lifetime member.

That's what I'm saying, sir.

We've got to get

right there, dog.

Somebody need to tell me something today.

We're gonna try to get to the end of this by the end of the week.

It's gonna take a lot of time.

No, no, no, but no, but no, but no, you're not understanding what I'm saying, man.

Cause I'm a Sigma to the heart, dude.

You know what I'm talking about?

Y'all playing with my heart right now, man.

Ain't nobody finna do that shit and get away with it.

I don't know what the fuck's going on.

You know, here's what we can do.

We can bring you back in and do another pledging process.

Process.

Pledge?

Did you understand what you just said to me?

No, man.

That ain't happening, dog.

I done been through this already, man.

I'm not cle pledging?

I'm not signing my name on nothing else because I have pledged.

I'm not doing that shit no more.

I need to get somebody on the phone that can answer my motherfucking questions.

I want to know what's going on.

Okay, right now and and and I understand, you know, the the the um the disbelief of what's going on.

I really do.

You obviously don't.

You the brother?

Brother, we're gonna try to.

What year did you go across?

Did you walk the fans, nigga?

I mean, tell me what's going on.

Brother, I'm I'm fall 89, brother.

And now what we're gonna have to do right now is first of all, no paraphernalia, no paraphernalia.

You trying to tell me that I can't wear what's nearest and dearest to my heart next to my wife and my child.

You telling me that I can't go around and proclaim what I am?

That's like telling me I can't be black.

What the hell are you saying?

And another thing we're gonna have to get you to do, I understand you have a brand, a Sigma brand.

That's gonna have to come off until we until we get this taken care of.

What?

Wait a minute, you talk about a motherfucking medical procedure, nigga.

What is you saying?

Sir, we cannot allow you to wear a brand representing five beta sigma when right now you are not a five that nigga uh that branded me was allowed to put the brand on me now.

I I can't be allowed to wear something that I've been wearing for almost fifteen years.

Are you crazy?

Come on, man.

That's some crazy bullshit right now.

We gotta get you to take up the canonies and all of it with our motherfucking brand?

What the hell is y'all?

Man, this is some bullshit.

Look here, uh brother Bernard what Bernard, is that what your name is?

You need to get somebody on this motherfucking phone.

Wait a minute.

That's all right.

I know the president of my motherfucking self.

How about that?

I will just call in and I'll figure out this shit my damn self.

So right now, we need you to take the brand off or keep it coming.

You come take the brand off of me, motherfucker.

If you want it that bad, come get it.

That's what you do.

You are not a member of Five Beta Six.

I don't give a fuck what you talking about, dog.

I am a member.

If you want something over here, holler at your boy.

That's what you do.

You bad, come do it.

Sir, I'm telling you for the final time.

Do not wear any paraphernalia.

Keep don't want to hear that shit.

You talking about no final.

Let me tell you what's final, nigga.

I am a five beta sigma to the heart.

Boom, boom.

Sir, all I'm telling you is no more shirts and cover that brand up until we Look here, man.

I'm gonna wear everything.

I I got a hat.

I'm gonna have that bitch on.

Matter of fact, I'm gonna wear that motherfucker today just to get on your nurses.

You're gonna have to catch that brand covered up until we figure out if you all.

You won't just know how it covered up.

You come get it until then, you better get the fuck away from me, nigga.

That's what I'm talking about.

Don't want that.

You cover that brand up and don't you wear no shirts no more.

Let me tell you something.

I ain't covering shit, nigga.

Come get it if you want it.

I got one more thing.

You don't want none.

Y'all, this is some bullshit, man.

I don't know what you went through, but I got one more thing I need to say to you.

Are you listening?

Say what you got to say, nigga, because you ain't getting this shit.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your boy Tyrone.

Hello?

Tyrone.

Wait a minute, wait, wait.

Who you say this is?

Hey, hey, Greg, this is Nephew Tommy, man, from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You got pranked boy.

Tyrone, put me up to this.

Oh, man.

Tyrone.

Boy, y'all had me ready to kill a nigga by my shit, man.

Y'all niggas, boy.

Y'all got me, man.

Y'all got me.

I'm gonna kill Tyrone ass.

Boy, I'm telling you, man.

I'm also hype over here, dog.

I'm finna go get my shit.

I come find y'all.

Oh, I'm gonna get Tyrone.

I'm gonna get it.

Let's one more thing, man.

What is the baddest radio show in the land, Greg?

What is it?

The Steve Harvey morning show, and you know this.