Butt Makeup Artist Prank
Tommy asks makeup artist Brandy to apply makeup to his butt for a nude photo shoot; Brandy refuses and threatens him before the reveal.
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Fraternity Membership Revoked
Tommy poses as a fraternity official and tells Greg that his membership in Phi Beta Sigma is not on record and he must surrender his paraphernalia and brand. Greg fiercely refuses.
You Ain't No Sigma
A fraternity official tells Greg that his Five Beta Sigma membership isn't recognized and demands he remove his brand and paraphernalia. Greg explodes before the reveal that Tyrone pranked him.
Put fifty-five thousand in the envelope
Cutty tells bank teller Brandon to load $55,000 into a brown envelope at 3:30, and he mentions Brandon's daughter in junior high. Brandon tells him to come get an ass-whooping, then learns coworker Stacey set it up.
Your girl gave me bedbugs
Ernest calls for Shanice, gets her boyfriend Brandon, and says she left him with bedbugs that wrecked his apartment and put him $2,500 in the hole.
You Need Your Ass Beat
Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.
Marry me for Christmas
Kenny, who says he knows Brad through Brad's brother, makes holiday small talk and then asks Brad to marry him on Christmas Day. Brad threatens to hunt him down until the number Tommy gives him is the show's line.
The valet stole my Lexus
After coaching Orlando to play a valet, Tommy calls Mr. Franklin as the manager and says a worker quit and took his new Lexus. Franklin threatens to sue everyone involved until his wife Carrie is revealed.
Cars on the Street
Tommy calls a neighbor complaining about too many cars parked on the street from a home mechanic business. The mechanic tries to defend himself, but the neighbor threatens to call the homeowners association and a tow truck.