Funky Gym Member

Hello?

Hello, can I speak to Kia?

Yeah, this is Keon.

Who's this?

Hey, this is Terrence, man.

Do you go to uh you you go to Iron Man Fitness Center, right?

Is that where you work out at?

Yeah, that's where I work out.

Who who is this?

My name is Terrence.

I got your number from the uh the girl that worked at the front when you first come in.

Yeah, the little chick lady gave me your number.

You you work out why'd they give you my number?

You work at the gym?

No, I don't work at the gym, but everybody here at the gym was having a conversation, and everybody got a problem with you.

So, you know, I'm gonna go.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.

You have a problem with me, they gave you my number?

I don't w what's going on.

The problem is this, dude.

You come to the gym.

I don't know if you ain't bathing or what the case is, but dude, all the equipment be fucking on, man.

Dude, you got to you gotta watch your face, man, before you Yeah, dude.

You what are you talking about, man?

Yeah, well, who gave you my number?

Why are you calling me for once?

And man, who the hell are you to call me talking disrespectfully like this, bruh?

Well, no, no, me.

The problem is this the disrespect is how you come into the gym.

Funky as f okay.

You got the machines all 30.

We gotta keep white.

You sweat, it's a gym.

Yeah, but you funky before you even get there, man.

That's the problem.

Talking about funky before I'm getting there.

Man, what the hell you calling me with this bull for?

I'm calling you.

Funky before I get there.

Okay, dude.

You come to the gym, everybody you ain't babe, okay?

You leave all the equipment.

Talking about, homie.

I banged up.

Okay, so why is let me ask you this thing.

Let me ask you this then, Keon.

Why is everybody here at the gym talking about you, you the guy that be leaving all the equipment function?

Why are they talking about you?

Where you at, dude?

I'm here at the gym.

I'm here at the gym.

I'll come to the gym right now.

We can talk about this and face to face, dog.

Okay, well the hell are you just calling me this old shit, though?

Are you gonna take a bath or you come to that's the problem we've been having?

Is your mama gonna take a bath?

Okay, okay.

Let me tell you let me let me tell you something, dude.

You gonna keep my mama out of your mouth.

The problem is evidently your mom evidently she won't call you no good hockey, man.

But I'm coming down to the gym right now.

I'm coming down to the city.

Okay, okay.

How long is that gonna take you to get here?

What are you a chassis cop or something?

Don't worry about it.

I'll be there.

Okay, cool.

Are you gonna watch your ass before you get here?

Yeah, I'm gonna watch something.

I'm gonna watch my foot up your when I get there.

That's what I'm gonna watch.

Okay, okay, cool.

You're gonna be watching this size 11 outdoor.

That's what we're gonna be getting getting washed.

Lori, Lori, Lori.

Don't worry about it.

No, no, no.

Don't want don't worry about it.

I got it.

No, I'm just letting them know.

I'm just letting them know.

No, somebody had to tell it.

Who's Laurie works the front?

No, I got it, Lori.

Don't even worry about it.

No, she was hesitant.

Yeah, I got something to say to her too, for giving out my.

Well, no, you're you ain't finna say nothing.

She was hesitant about giving me your number, but don't worry about it.

I got it.

She should have gave you my damn number in the first place.

That's private information.

She's breaking the privacy calling.

I understand, I understand that.

But what we're trying to do is get your clean.

See, that's the problem.

You don't know if I watch my ass or something.

Something wrong with you, bro.

What you worry about another man watching.

You don't want to clean your s you gotta fix face to an ass watching?

What is wrong with you calling here talking about who watching who's you just bring it to me?

Look for terrorists when you get here.

Okay?

Sound like you got a perm.

Okay, cool.

I'm the one pressing 375.

That's the one I am.

Look for the 375.

You ain't saying nothing, homie.

375 ain't nothing.

Okay, okay, cool.

Man, I don't care how much you press.

When I come in, I'm gonna put your 375 pressing in check, man.

You don't call here talking to me like this.

You don't call another man's house talking about he don't watch his ass.

What is wrong with you, bruh?

So let me ask you this here, man.

Tommy wanna holler at you.

You wanna talk to Tommy?

Tommy.

Do you want to talk to Tom Tommy wanna holler at you about this situation?

Who is Tommy?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

KR, you just got planked by your boy named Paul, baby.

Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait, hold on.

You telling me this was a joke.

This is a bit, baby.

This is nephew Tommy, man, from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, bro.

This is nephew.

Man.

Y'all need to stop playing like that.

Y'all ain't hear me load my 22.

I was coming for you.

You already better play you.

Uh yeah, we good.

Y'all better have some god concert tickets for me putting me through this stress.

Oh my gosh.

Y'all got it.

Y'all gap me.

You work out with Paul?

I'm assuming that's your that's your work out partners.

I ain't working out with Paul no more if he gave y'all my number.

Paul got me to hit you, man.

Stay in safe, baby.

But you gotta do this for me.

You gotta tell me what's the baddest radio show in the land.

Let me hear it.

The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Now wipe them flashings down when you you're still you hear?

I got you, bruh.

All right, man.

Keep your head up.

All right, brother.

Peace.