Lab Manager Pregnancy Prank

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach a Monet, please.

This is she.

Good afternoon, ma'am.

My name is Kyle.

I'm the manager here at the testing lab and what testing lab.

Uh I'm sorry.

Doctor David P is your doctor, am I correct?

Correct.

Right.

You came in and did an annual checkup a couple of weeks ago.

Sure did.

All right.

Now I know it's a little abnormal for the uh testing manager from the lab to give you a call, but uh there's some Wait, wait a minute.

You're from you're from the lab?

Yes, I'm from the lab, man.

I'm giving you a call.

Once again, my name is Kyle If you're not calling from his office, you're calling from the lab.

Correct.

Okay, this is unusual.

Go ahead.

Right, right.

Well this is this is definitely unusual, but I looked at the testing and I felt like I needed to give you a call immediately.

I got a few questions for you if you don't mind.

If are you are you having any problems?

Are you feeling fatigue at all?

No, I'm fine.

What's the problem?

Okay, are you feeling nauseous at all?

I'm fine.

What's the problem?

Uh any any swelling or uh wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Hold up, hold up.

You said you're who?

Doc um ma'am, my name is uh uh Mr.

Kyle Anderson.

Like I said, I'm the manager from the testing lab and Okay, you're a manager, but are you a doctor?

No, I'm not.

Okay, so why the f in Doctor B office calling me him or his nurse?

Uh ma'am, uh actually Doctor P is out on vacation for the next two weeks and I thought that I needed to give you a call immediately and try to get you in and see if we can get you um uh actually have a consultation with you and try to get some problems taken care of that I think Okay, but you're not a doctor.

And I understand that, ma'am.

Now listen, uh you got your urine Well, you know, no no no you don't get paid for thinking, so I think that you should have waited till Doctor P got back from vacation or his nurse should have made this call, not you from the lab, a manager who thinks that they should give me a call because they see my results.

Uh and and and and I understand that, ma'am, but I I felt like you were at uh in jeopardy.

I don't give a f how you felt.

You should have called Doctor's nurse.

Not you calling me.

You don't call his patients.

Okay.

Am I what?

A critic.

I mean, I'm trying to help you is what I'm trying to do.

You ain't trying to do Okay.

Only person I can help me is Dr.

You do your job by transferring them damn lag work to his office.

That's what you do.

Okay.

You don't call me directly.

Well, let's cut to the chase, Miss uh uh Miss Monet.

You're you Well what's the problem?

What's the problem?

Since you feel the need to know what's on my g

this what's the problem.

Okay.

You you know what?

You already have a few problems.

I don't want you to also have a high blood pressure along with it.

So just calm down.

I want to try and get you.

Okay, I'm calm.

I'm calm.

All right.

Now when was your last sexual encounter, ma'am?

Last night.

Why?

Okay.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Why are are you uh is this a uh monogamous relationship?

Are you a pervert?

No, I'm not, ma'am.

I'm ma'am, I'm why the f did you ask me when the last time I did Monet, I'm only trying to help you, okay?

That don't have nothing to do with that lab work that you got in front of you, so read to me.

Stop beating around the bush and just read.

Right now it shows that you're pregnant.

I'm what?

Wrong person.

You got your s mixed up.

No, this says Monet f is on the test tubes that I have.

I have four then what's the f date of birth?

'Cause that is wrong.

You got your patients messed up.

That's mixed.

It's the same thing.

Okay.

Were you born uh 1971?

Yes.

Ma'am, I have the correct blood work here.

And I also have your urine sample.

And it's from Dr.

P's office.

Yes it is, ma'am.

Dr.

David.

I have it.

Whether you have a urine and a blood or just a urine.

I have both of 'em, ma'am.

You have both?

Yes.

This is funny to me, because y'all don't know what y'all doing.

You funny.

Well, ma'am, I'm Let me tell you why you're funny, because my f tubes is tied, okay?

Your is mixed up.

You got the wrong patient.

Well, evidently they've been untied.

I don't know what's going on.

All I know is that believe me, two thousand five Dr.

P so your over there, you all It's bad enough that you calling me and you're not even talking about it.

You are pregnant, Miss Monet.

I'm sorry to be the one that's not pregnant.

I got four kids after my last one.

I had my I can't have no more f kids for your

evidently there's been a mistake, ma'am, when they tied your tubes.

Evidently it wasn't tied right.

You know what?

No, uh okay.

Okay.

Now what?

Now what?

What you want to do now?

What you want to know now?

And you don't work for him.

You work in a lab.

You're a contractor for him.

Ma'am, listen, I I understand that you were probably told that you that they were tying your tubes after your last child.

Right.

But ma'am, it it's uh sometimes there's been some fluke accidents where this can actually be reversed.

And how the go ahead.

I thought it would be actually great news for you.

I'm sorry.

Great.

I got four f kids.

This ain't no great news.

How the f am I pregnant?

Of all people, how the f am I pregnant?

Well, let me ask you something.

Do you would you know who the father of the child is?

Didn't I just tell your I just finished last night?

Yes, I would know.

Don't ask me no more.

Who the f are you asking me personal questions like this?

You better get a b grip.

You got the wrong the wrong one.

As a matter of fact, I don't have nothing else to say to you.

Is he the father of your other four children?

That ain't none of your business.

Why you so f concerned?

Well, uh I mean I'm just just I'm sorry.

Uh you need to have Dr.

office call me.

His nurse definitely need to be calling me.

She needs to be calling me AS A T.

Okay, well okay, well now um after checking you, you're not gonna be able to do that.

I don't want to hear else from you.

Ma'am, uh listen, I I I think that you might want to listen to what I'm saying.

Have you got you?

I need to talk to Dr.

Office now.

That's who the f I need to be talking to you.

Not no lab manager.

That's all about it.

Ma'am, ma'am, one more thing.

What?

Has your navel been growing out?

Your navel.

Oh you are f tripping.

Get the f off my phone, okay?

Okay, I got uh but I only I have one more thing I need to say.

What the heck do you have to say, you nosy?

What else?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

This is who?

This is nephew this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You just got pranked by your girlfriend.

Oh, you m

you know what?

What y'all did wrong

here?

Hey, baby, d you thought you was pregnant though.

You really did.

You thought you was pregnant.

And why did I hand people sh be in reverse?

It's crazy.

Oh god.

Oh my god, if I would have told him I couldn't tell his You couldn't have told him what?

We was having another one.

We can't afford the phone.

Hey, let me ask you something, baby.

One more thing.

What is?

What is the baddest?

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

Steve Harvey Morning Show with that you tell me.