Lifeguard Bans Son for Peeing in Pool

Hello, I'm I'm trying to reach can you hear me?

Yes.

I'm trying to reach Anastasia.

This is she.

How you doing, man?

Listen, I'm uh Glenn, the lifeguard over here at the pool.

Here in the apartment complex.

Yes, sir.

Do you have a um do you have a son named Yes, sir.

Is everything all right?

Uh yeah, yeah, everything is fine.

I mean uh Uh uh a quick question, ma'am.

We got a situation here with

we we're not we're not gonna be allowed to uh to let him swim here at the pool in the complex anymore.

What?

We gotta proceed.

Yo your son uh I mean he swims here pretty much every every every other day.

You know, I'm always here seeing him swim.

But it seems like is you know, we've been trying to figure out who it is.

Your s your son keep peeing in the pool.

Ma'am, my son ain't peeing no pool.

Ma'am, I I I don't want to get into it with you.

Your son is f we finally narrowed it down.

Your son is the one that's peeing in the pool every day.

And you know, it it's really a bad thing.

Uh uh we can't continue to keep letting him come over here.

We gotta ban him from the pool.

My son don't pee in no pool.

We ain't nasty like this.

If you check the f to be in the pool, why the f you gonna say is my son in the pool?

Well, your son is the one that be making faces and stuff, and I know that's what he's doing.

He and there peeing.

Your son is the one that's peeing in the pool.

He be making faces, so I know he and there peeing.

What's that got to do with a f we can be making faces because

the hell you gonna say he's in the pool because he's making faces.

He ain't f in no pool.

Hey uh hey lady, I'm not gonna all I'm saying is he can't come over here and swim anymore.

He's banned from the pool until we rectify this problem.

Now I'm paying my when he's gonna be in that pool.

And we don't f in no f pool.

We gonna be there in a tomorrow.

Matter of fact, I'm bringing our kids to the pool.

No, you're gonna be.

If he's not the one, then we will allow him to come back later.

But right now, we're singling people out, and your son, you know, it just seems like he's the one that's doing it.

What you say the f your name was?

My name is Glee and I'm Glee and the lifeguard.

That's who I am.

What's your real name?

Being what's the f that I was supposed to be calling me?

You ain't got no business calling my done talking about my son no fool.

I'm not at liberty to give my last name.

The bottom line is we can't be able to do that.

What?

But you at least

phone, but you can't give me your own name.

Okay, listen, I'm not I all I'm supposed to do is call you and let you know that we banned in your son from getting in the pool.

I don't give a f what you talking about.

You can't ban my father from playing no life, boy.

Get a real job, a summer job.

Do you buy a job and I'll call him my phone?

You send a b you know what you ain't buying and you can't stop nobody from coming to the pool, and we gonna be down there tomorrow again, and if we did the pool, do your f job and clean that out.

Man, let me say this to you.

If your son comes to the pool tomorrow and get in the pool, I'm snatching your son out of the pool.

I wish you were I wish you would.

I w I wish you would.

Uh what the p what time the pool open at 10 o'clock?

We gonna be there at 9 30.

You got me up.

Talking about you gonna snatch my f son out of the pool.

You don't like your f mind, b it somebody be in a f pool.

You don't like your f mind.

Hey, hey, hey ladies, the problem is son has been singled out.

All the other kids are pointing at and saying he's the one that's doing it.

Your son is the one that's pointing.

He's saying it's whatever.

Whatever.

Uh for right now, all I'm asking you is is keep your son away from the pool for the next two weeks.

If we find out it's not him, we'll allow him to come back, okay?

He ain't standing away from the pool for two weeks, and if he do, he's gonna come back and do some more sh in the pool.

I'm gonna take a whole two weeks worth of f and go back to that talking about my son in the pool.

You can tell by his face.

You send where your f about set.

How the f you supposedly watching for life, you watch.

You are not so fine.

You must not know who the f you talking to.

I will be down there tomorrow.

Me and I don't find my f kids.

And they're gonna get in the pool too.

Don't you know?

You're not bringing all them kids over there getting them in the pool.

Let me tell you something.

Don't you bring them kids over there and bring them in the pool?

No, none of your children.

I don't give a d what you say.

You don't want to your fing lifeguard.

Get real.

Listen, lady, I I'm I'm I'm I'm not gonna go continue to go back and forth.

I got one more thing I need to say to you, and I'm done.

Okay?

One more thing and I'm done.

You ain't got to say to me.

I do have one thing I do need to say to you.

What the you about to say to me?

I need to say this.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvin Morning Show.

You just got pranked from your homeboy.

You

need your

kid.

Look at

Man, look here.

You about to get this life going to this pool.

Y'all play too much.

Y'all know y'all play too much.

I'm walking toward the pool now.

I thought you were coming to the pool tomorrow.

Uh uh, I was coming to the office today, b and they still was opening the five o'clock off to tell me I don't know.

Take care of them kids, baby.

I got one more thing I got to ask you.

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