Nephew Tommy
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11 calls match “program”
A fake funeral director says Keith has been removed from his aunt's program for refusing to limit his remarks to three minutes. Keith demands other family members be removed too and threatens to disrupt the funeral before the reveal.
Frank from FPC calls Darwin to schedule a pre-death funeral photo so they have a nice picture for his program.
A rep from Wife Correctional Services calls George to offer reprogramming his wife, insulting his manhood.
A funeral director calls Keith to say he's been removed from the program for his aunt's funeral because he won't stick to the three-minute time limit.
A man calls a woman claiming her husband is in the Husband Protection Program because she has been bullying him.
A truck driver is told he's being transferred to South Africa for six months, causing him to quit in anger.
A store security officer calls a woman claiming her credit card was invalid for four TVs and she must return them, but she refuses.
A fake church official calls Minister of Music Lorenzo to tell him he is being let go, with the mysterious 'antics' turning out to be his hairstyles, colored contacts, and flashy outfits.
A daycare owner tells Kathy's mother that her two-year-old is overweight, drinks a gallon of milk, and should be restricted to apples and water. She threatens the daycare before Tommy reveals that her girlfriend arranged the call.
Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.
A man is asked to perform a series of ridiculous tests by the power company to avoid a shutdown.