Panty Party Invitation Prank

Hello.

Hello, uh well, I must have the wrong number.

Um I'm try uh my name is Marcus.

I'm trying to find is this the person that lives in um in nineteen A?

Yeah, yeah, nineteen A, Gary.

What's up?

Um, I'm trying to find the the lady that lives in in nineteen A.

Am I calling the right place?

You talking about Bree?

Bray, that's uh yeah, that's it.

Bray.

Is is Brie available?

Uh nah, man.

She she's probably at work.

Oh okay.

All right, well listen, I'm I'm l I live in um I live on the eighteenth floor.

Me and some of the guys on the eighteenth floor are throwing throwing a party uh on the rooftop.

And we were gonna we're inviting a few people.

So I was trying to see um Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So we were gonna invite Bree.

I've never seen you before.

I didn't know you so you live in the building too?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

I live in nineteen eighty with her.

Yeah, that's my girl.

What's up?

Wait, what's the party?

Uh, okay.

The party's Friday night.

All right.

Our party's Friday night.

So yeah, well, like I said, we was we were reaching out and um, you know, we wanted to invite I've never you know, I've seen Bree Coming in out of the building and um and uh you know the doorman told me that he thinks she lives on the nineteenth floor somewhere.

So so yeah, I was trying to um

here what you're on the eighteenth floor?

Yeah, I'm on 18th floor.

I'm in 184.

Oh, man.

Yeah, I'm at 18 yeah.

So the party's um, you know, is on Friday night, like about ten o'clock, ten to one.

We're inviting a few people out.

So but but um like I said, I didn't know I didn't I didn't know you lived um with Bree, but this is a this is a cool thing, man.

But so we're having a um we're having a uh a panty party on Friday night.

What?

A panty party?

Yeah, yeah.

On on on the rooftop we're having a panty party, and we got food and and drinks and all that kind of stuff.

So I I was wanting to see if she wanted to come out.

So so that that's what you do, Margaret?

That's what y'all do on the 18th floor.

Y'all just hit up folks and try to get dudes, girls come to a panty party?

A panty party?

We have a party once once every, you know, once every once a quarter we we throw a party.

So, you know, keep keep up this bullshit, bro.

It's gonna be the last f party you throw in.

What the f is the matter with you calling me after you're gonna do that?

The language.

The language, bro.

Hold on.

Hold on.

First of all, I didn't know Bree lived with someone in nineteen A.

I've never seen anybody other than Brie.

Okay?

Yeah, it's because I worked my ass off, dog.

Who are you?

Marcus.

Okay, so so okay.

I I'm I'm Marcus, but let's just calm down.

Like I said, all I'm trying to do is invite Bree to um to, you know, to a party.

Now Brie ain't coming to no fing panty party, boy.

What the f you what the f the matter with you?

Okay, so let's let me ask you this, sir.

I call for Brie.

I don't know nothing.

Yeah, and you got Gary.

So Bree will have to let me know that Bri that she doesn't want to come to the party.

But um I'll uh since I thought I had the right number for Brie, what I'll do is find out how to get in touch with Bree Directly because once again, I didn't know I was getting in contact with a Gary.

I thought I was getting in touch with Bree.

Yeah, yeah, you ain't gonna be worth much to Bree Man when I cut that off.

Who the f are you to call me?

That's my girl.

That's my girl.

Okay, so it's your girl.

All right, but like I said, I didn't know she had a boyfriend or anything, but that doesn't stop me from asking Bree if she wants to come to the party.

Yeah, well, she ain't single.

She's not single.

The only the only thing single in nineteen A is that single barrel.

That's the only thing that's single up in 19A.

Okay, so let me ask you this, man.

How long have you and Bree been together?

Can I ask you to do that?

Don't worry about what the f I am with my girl.

Who the f are you?

Hey, I think I think Bree can make her own decision.

Or if she wanna come to the party, I'll just call her directly.

I just got the wrong number mixed up.

That's all it is.

No, you got the right number, Marcus.

You got the you got the right number and the wrong mother f so are you trying to say Bree can't make up her mind on if she wanna come to the party or not?

Bree is all

she can make up her mind if she wants to.

I think she has made it up, Marcus.

I think she has.

Well, how do you know that?

I haven't even asked her to come to the panty party.

Hello?

What the f do you want, Marcus?

What do you really want?

I want Bree at the panty party.

That's what I want.

You can't have Bree at no f panty party.

That's mine.

Listen, mother f at the I'm at work right now.

Don't come at me with this bullshit.

I've been in that building for years.

I never heard of no f panty party before.

Are you gonna ask her to come to the panty party or do I need to ask?

That panty party and f you, Marcus.

My girl ain't coming to no damn panty party.

All right, all right.

I see what I gotta do now.

I gotta go to the door, man, and get Brianna's get Bree's number and ask her to come.

She's not gonna pass on the message that I want her to have.

Let me tell you something.

You better not come to no fing door, man.

You better not come to nineteen eight.

That's my girl.

Stay the f away from her.

Okay.

Okay, okay.

All right.

Cool.

So I I mean, I don't know what else to say.

Party's in a few days, and I'm not gonna I'm not gonna let up until I get at least give Bree and I'm an invitation to come out to the panty party.

Your invitation, Brian, come in the f the only mother f you can see there is me.

So let me ask you this.

Are you ashamed of of Bree's panties?

Do you not want her?

Do you not want us to see her in the in the in the in her panties?

I mean, what is

don't worry about me or my girl or her fing panties.

You got me?

You got me.

Okay.

All right, man.

I'm not working at work from now.

If I wasn't at f work, I'd crawl I'd mother f you lucky you caught me at work.

I know you at work, and I because somebody told me you were at work.

You know who told me you were at work, Gary?

Who the f told you I was at work, mother f no.

Bree Bree told me you were at work.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Alby Morning show.

You just got I told you stop saying about Bree.

What the f

Hey hey hey, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, listen to me.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Your girl, Brianna, got me to prank phone call you.

This is a prank.

Shut up

You alright, man?

G?

G you alright?

Man, I'm in the room closet right now, cutting your ass out.

Man, get your ass out the broom closet, man.

You may come home, bro.

Why you why you do me like that at work, man?

I need this job.

I got bills to pay.

Oh man, your girl got me to prank you, man.

She said, You gotta prank my boyfriend and get dead in his ass.

All you gotta do is say something about me, and he's gonna go straight crazy.

Oh my god, get the f out of here.

Oh, nephew.

Come on, bro.

I love y'all stuff, man.

What do y'all gotta do me like that?

Uh it's what we do, baby.

It's twenty twenty and more to come.

Now I got one more question, man.

What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

That's the Steve Harvey morning show.

Come on in, you know that