Pastor Prank

You got him.

How you doing?

I'm I'm doing I ain't doing too good.

You'd have been over here praying for my wife again, right?

Right, right.

Yes, sir.

You done came over here three times in one week.

My my wife had already gone through the operation and all that.

She's gonna be fine.

I don't need you over here praying three times a week, because uh honestly I think it's so I think it's something else on your mind when you come over here praying for my wife.

I ain't stupid.

Brother, you kind of make hold it, brother.

This brother

This is

Well, your wife was on the sick and shut in list.

I really asked you to come by.

Okay, he ain't requested for you to bring your black ass to my house for no damn three times in one week, man.

So you can cut that bullshit out with me.

You can cut that bullshit out.

Hold it, brother.

I came with Sister Georgia the first time.

The second time I came by myself because she wasn't able to come by.

And I only stayed 15 minutes each time.

So what's the problem?

Uh because I already know what you what you doing.

I know you're trying to holler at my wife.

I ain't stupid.

Stop at your wife.

I have a wife.

Why would I help at your wife?

She's part of the body.

You already know what you I already know what you're doing, man.

You up in here trying to holler at my wife.

Why ain't no why no why ain't nobody at the house?

I already know what you're doing.

Let me tell you something.

Keep your black ass away from my damn house.

If you want to pray for my wife, you pray for my hands.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

You can't wait a minute, hold on.

You can't talk to me.

You only just lay hands on your ass.

That's what you're gonna say.

Oh no, brother, it ain't gonna be none of that.

You talking to the wrong brother now.

Okay.

Now you first of all, you're not gonna disrespect me and curse me out.

Okay.

That's not even the way brothers should be talking to brothers.

Second of all, if there's any laying on the hands, it's gonna be my hands laying on you.

Okay.

You ain't finna lay sh you ain't finna lay I I know what you're trying to lay on my wife.

See if I find out you cheating around with you.

mess around with my wife, this is gonna be some shit.

I'm nobody trying to do it.

I'm just I'm just letting you talk about it.

I'm gonna say it one more time.

Keep your black ass off around my house.

You know, first of all, I told you once again, you can't be talking to me like that.

Now I'm trying to be cool about the situation.

Because I know you may be just upset.

Okay, I can appreciate that.

Okay, I have a wife.

And I'd be upset if somebody was coming by visiting my wife

at your house with your wife.

I do spend my time with my wife.

I do.

You know, I'll stand my time I only can't come by your house.

Maybe I need to come out of your house and holler at your wife.

Shit.

Well you welcome to

maybe I need to come come to come lay something over there on her.

Oh now you know wait trying to do with my holiday hold it one minute hold it one minute I told you before you're being disrespectful.

Now that was a very idiotic statement for you to make

that's what's gonna happen if I catch your black ass at my house again I'm gonna play this man and then I'm getting off the phone with you.

You, your pastor, any more of them deacons if anybody come by my house again and I ain't there, I'm kicking your black ass.

That's a promise.

You know uh just that's it.

Look here brother if there's gonna be any ass whooping going on I'm gonna be kicking your ass I'm gonna lay my hands on you and I'm gonna give you a good sanctified ass whooping and then I'm gonna pray for you.

I'm gonna pray to heal you by this foot I'm gonna put up your ass okay?

Because I've I've had it with you you know and I only went by to visit your wife because I was asked to go visit your wife.

Now that was a problem you should have called the pastor.

Okay but you're not gonna disrespect me, my wife the church on the phone now if you want to do something about it, you can meet me any place.

Well I'm I'll be as a matter of fact I can go anywhere I want in this town if I be at your house talking to your wife if the past asked me to go I'm gonna be there okay I you you know you just you know it's you just a stupid Brother.

Okay.

You need to come to church.

Tommy's you the one.

You need to come to church more often.

That's the problem.

You don't come to church more often.

If you come to church more often, you wouldn't be talking to me like that.

You wouldn't be worried about me and your wife, because it must be something wrong at your house.

You be worried about me fooling with your wife.

Okay.

So you need to check her.

Okay, you need to check her.

How about that?

Why don't you do that?

Why don't you why don't you just check her?

Okay.

Tommy said you the one that's cheating with with my wife.

That's that's that's all I know.

Who?

Tommy.

Tommy said you Tommy the one say Tommy said you the one that's cheating around with my wife.

Tommy, who the who

is Tommy?

Tommy, who?

This is nephew Tommy, man.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, man.

Y'all wrong for that.

You know, you're wrong.

You're wrong.

You know, y'all on the highway to hell.

All of y'all.

You know, nonstop.

No, you know, y'all just, you know, y'all just gone, you know.

Ain't no stop sign.

You know, I finna go.

I'm gonna pray for all of y'all.

All of you brothers, nephew Tommy, Steve Harvey, Brother Lars is wrong for that.

Okay.

I'm gonna check him.

I'm gonna check him.

I'm finna go.

I'm saying I don't talk to you all no more.

I'm praying for all.

Okay, one more thing.

Hey, brother, brother, brother, brother Gizard, before you go, man.

What's what you gotta tell me?

What's the baddest radio show in the land, man?

Steve Harvey Morning Show.

On that on that slide all the way to hell, I'm finna go.

I talk to y'all later.

Bye.