Side Piece

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Veronica.

Veronica.

Yeah, this is She.

Hey, this is uh this is Brother

from um from the church.

Um how you doing today?

I'm good, I'm good.

How can I help you?

Okay, yeah.

Um you've been with member at at Antioch um Missionary Baptist Church.

Uh what about close to close to a year now?

Are we getting close to a year of you being a member of the Yeah, yeah, I think so.

Yeah, I think it's anniversary's coming up really soon.

Maybe in a month or so.

How are you how are you enjoying uh being a member in the services and all that?

How are you enjoying everything?

Oh, I love it there.

I mean, I finally feel like I found a church home.

Um the word, I'm receiving the word.

I think the messages are great.

Um I'm really enjoying it there.

Okay.

Well, like I say, I'm brother, I'm Brother Ms, and uh I'm actually calling uh Pastor.

I'm calling on his behalf.

Um you sit pretty close to the front.

You you pretty much what, second row, third row right in there?

Yeah, um most Sundays I try to get up there just so there's no distractions and you know I'm trying to receive the word, so right, right, right, right, right, right.

Now have you have you uh joined any ministry since you since you've gotten with I haven't uh I don't know that you're in a ministry.

Are you in any of the ministries?

I I am not.

I am not, and if and if that's what you're calling about, um I d I definitely am open to the ministries.

I just haven't had an opportunity to get involved.

Okay.

Well let me ask something now.

Uh Pastor asked me to give you a call.

He he Pastor Kru seems to think that that there's um uh uh uh he's getting a certain vibe from you when he's preaching the word and he wanted to

Well that like a uh a a certain chemistry, uh he seems to think that you all may possibly have.

Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait.

You sure me?

I mean, I'm not I'm not giving off any vibes.

I mean I'm just sitting there like everyone else trying to take in the word.

I have my Bible and going through, I mean, not really sure.

Are you feeling a a certain chemistry might be happening between you and pastor?

Are you feeling anyway?

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I honestly thought you were calling for me to join in some ministries.

Um

not to question whether or not I'm attracted to the pastor and and to your answer, just so we're clear.

No, I'm not.

No, I don't want to offend you.

And and I apologize if I if I've done that thus far.

I I do not that is not my intention.

Uh but however I want to ask you uh, do you s you know, do you see yourself possibly um being open to being uh like a side piece?

Are you serious?

Are you freaking kidding me?

Absolutely not.

But you know what?

This is this is enough for the conversation.

I'm you know what I'm saying.

Maybe I was wrong about the church.

I can't believe you call me with that mess.

Are you kidding me?

Like you know, maybe I need to find a new church.

Maybe I'm not receiving the word because I I'm coming in the church, trying to get the word every single Sunday, and this is a nonsense you can't be not can I be a part of us.

You know what?

I think our conversation's over.

Well, okay, but hold on just a minute.

Hold on just a minute.

Don't don't jump to conclusion like now.

Let me ask you this.

Why don't you look at side piece as a ministry?

Uh okay.

You know, um, no, absolutely not.

Okay, okay.

Let me let me get you understand something.

Pastor is

infatuated with you.

Okay.

Yeah, we're we're gonna have to go ahead and end the conversation.

Okay, well.

Okay, we well well let me finish with the information.

You know, uh this could be I'm not interested in Any information is uh hooking up with the pastor.

Uh but this could be prosperous for you.

See this.

Oh, so so now I'm gonna get paid for it.

Oh, so now not only am I gonna be a side chick, I'm gonna be a prosthetic okay.

Uh yeah.

I'm done with this conversation, and I hope you have a great day.

Are you coming?

Are you coming to church Sunday?

Uh he wants you to sit on the front row on on on this coming Sunday.

Yeah, no, I'm I won't be there um this coming Sunday.

Um I won't be there the following Sunday.

Um I'm just gonna have to find and seek my word somewhere else.

So asking you not to wear underwear on Sunday is out of the question.

You know what?

You know, are you fing kidding me?

You know what f you and the past yeah.

How about how about you don't wear no drawless on Sunday?

You can get with Pastor, you can you seem to know what he likes.

I you know, I'm done with the whole conversation.

This is absolutely ridiculous.

I can't believe you call me with some nonsense like that.

Wearing a skew.

Just go, you and the pastor, y'all just y'all do y'all thing.

Okay.

Uh now let me ask you this.

Do you know Marvetta?

Yeah, I know Marvetta.

What what does she have to do with any of this?

She is the person that got me to call you.

This is nephew Tom Steve Harbin morning show.

You show up

by your girl Marvella.

I'm gonna kill both of you.

I mean, you had me over here trying I mean, one minute I'm trying to pray on the next minute, you got me praying.

You ain't gonna be able to look at Pastor the same.

Okay, because I wasn't about to go to church no more.

You didn't have me trying to figure out what church I was going to for on Sunday.

All right, baby, tell me this.

What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

The Steve Harvey morning show with nephew Tommy.

I can't believe y'all got me.

Gotcha, baby.

Won't he do it?

Won't he do it?