Surrogate Mother

But it is now time for the nephew.

And today's prank phone call, nephew.

What you gonna do?

You know you need to know what you're getting yourself into when you're listening to these press.

You need to know what you're getting yourself into.

You might want to pull over.

Sarrogate mother.

Sarrogate.

Harmless, right?

Harmless.

Yeah,

yeah.

Nice.

Nice.

All right, cat dog.

Let's go.

Sarrogate.

Hold on.

Yeah, um Roger Pl uh can I can I speak to Roger?

Yeah, Roger.

Hey, uh, this Calvin, man.

How you doing?

I go to the same church y'all go to.

Okay.

I I got your number from one of the guys at the church, man.

They they told me that if I wanted to talk to you, I could I could reach out to you or whatever.

I how you doing today?

I'm good, man.

I'm good.

How can I your wife, man?

Does she I'm not trying to be disrespectful or anything, but she seems to be real fit.

Does she does she work out all the time?

Yeah, she goes to the gym every once in a while, bro.

Yeah.

Who who who is this, bro?

Like I said, my name's Calvin, man.

We go to the same church.

Listen, me and my wife have been trying for a long time, man, to actually have some kids.

And to be honest with you, Roger, man, it just it just ain't happening, dog.

I mean, we've been trying and trying.

But what I'm trying to do now is just find another type of way to make this happen.

Now you say your wife is is is in good condition, right?

My wife is in good condition, brother.

What what is she gotta do with you and your wife trying to have a baby?

She, you know, now y'all already got kids, don't you?

Y'all got like from what the brother at the church told me, y'all got three kids, right?

Yeah, we got two.

I got two boys and a girl.

Okay, okay.

Here's what I'm trying to do, man.

I was hoping that I could find somebody, a female that would be a good surrogate mother.

Or what?

You you know what I'm saying is like, because my wife, I mean, you know, we want to have kids, man.

We want to have a family.

Oh, hold on, brother.

You just said you try you looking for a surrogate mother and the brother church told you to call me?

Well, no, no, no.

Ain't nobody tell me to actually call you.

I I asked them about you and your wife.

You know, I asked them for your phone number so I can actually call you myself, man.

Wait a minute.

So you've been you've been eyeing my wife.

No, no, no, no, no.

What not I ain't been see you looking at it wrong.

Listen, what I was saying is that your your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person.

I want to be able to have a healthy child, man.

I really do, man.

That's me and my wife, we we look listen if you call me about my wife, and you want her to be a surrogate mother for you, I don't even know why we on the phone, brother.

Here's the real deal, man.

Me and my wife, we can't have kids.

We've tried and tried and tried.

And you know, biologically, we just been going through it and going through it, man.

And I was just, you know, I seen your wife, she healthy.

I see y'all at church all the time.

And I was just like reaching out, man.

Maybe somebody wouldn't mind being the surrogate mother for for for me and my wife, so we can have a child.

I think you're a surrogate mother.

I mean, I'm dog.

Hold on, brother.

You calling me to see if my wife can be a surrogate mother to your child.

No, and I I know it's crazy.

It's crazy to get out of your brother.

I think you lost your mind, brother.

Out of all the members in the church, you calling me to get my wife to have your baby?

No, I know it sounds crazy, man.

I do.

I'm not sure.

But I'm like ignorant, brother.

I'm sorry.

You sound ignorant.

Man, that's so many places to go adopt a baby.

I can take you down to a county courthouse and show you kids need to adopt right now.

But you can go to Africa like like like all the rest of the people and go find your baby.

You gonna call me and my wife?

It's 20,000 members in this church.

Do you know how stupid you sound, brother?

No, no, brot brother, brother, uh and man, listen, man.

I'm not trying to come across like that, man.

You done done it.

Just hear me out, man.

I don't want you to man go ahead.

Go ahead, brother.

Go ahead, man.

Okay.

We looking for a surrogate mother.

We look we we seen your your wife and we thought she'd be a great Sarah good mother.

And I know it sounds crazy for me to pick you out of all the people that go to the church.

I understand.

That man.

I do.

But listen, we would love for your wife to be the surrogate mother.

And we're willing to pay for this.

Man, this ain't a bargain.

But listen to me.

If you don't mind, we don't want to do this with no test tubes and all that, where they they mix my seed with her with with with her egg.

We want to do this naturally.

Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You might have to repeat a what you just said, man.

You you you gotta understand a real man wanna do want to do it realistically.

You know what I'm saying?

I I'm just saying about it.

Brother, hold on, hold on, brother.

You are you telling me that you want to have sex with my wife?

But I mean, I mean, you know, you don't want to be a chance to do that.

You wanna see me lose all my Christianity right now, brother.

You wanna have a baby the real way, though.

You know what I'm saying?

I don't give a damn having the fake way.

You tell me you want to lay down with in a bed with my wife?

But dog, you already got three kids.

Think about the people that can't have them.

But I don't want to have your baby.

Do you know what you sound like?

I I know it sounds crazy, man.

I do.

How did I do my number, man?

Listen to me.

I got your number for one of the brothers at the church.

Now listen, I'm gonna just be real with you like a man.

I wanted to come at you first and talk to you like a man and see, you know, if you was cool with the proposition.

But look, come Sunday, I'm gonna go to your wife and just talk to her.

What?

I'm just gonna go, I'm just gonna talk to your wife and see if you're just gonna be.

You lost your fing mind.

I told you to answer no.

Now you tell me you're gonna go around me and I what you ain't gonna do is talk to my wife.

You call my wife.

You call my wife, I'm gonna tell you what's really gonna happen.

You call my wife your wife next Sunday.

I'm not gonna go through this with you back to the couple.

I'm talking to her next Sunday.

Next Sunday, I'm gonna whoop your You ain't finna do nothing to me.

I'm gonna whoop your Me and my wife, we deserve a child too.

You ain't you ain't gonna stand in the middle of this.

I don't give a in the middle of this.

You lost your mind.

You talk to my wife next week you want to.

I got one more.

I want to say to you, man, is you listening to me?

Say what the f you gotta say so you can get off my phone.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your homeboy.

What?

This is who?

This is this listen.

Who is this man?

This nephew Tommy, man, from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Your homeboy

got me to prank phone call you.

Man,

I'm over here, man.

My head is finning.

You alright, man?

You got me calling, brother.

I'm I'm ready to fight, brother.

Hey, I got one more thing to ask you, big dog.

What is it, man?

What is the baddest?

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

Man, the Steve Harvey morning show, man.

Y'all got me this morning, man.

Y'all got me, man.

Come on, baby.

You know, a real man wanna have his baby the right way.

You know what I'm saying?

You wanna you wanna conceive the right way.

So you gotta don't be selfish, man.

That's what I'm saying.

Yeah.

What it has sex with that ass wife.

Yes, tube, all this artificial.

No, no, man.

We're gonna do this the right way.

You know.

Oh my god.

Give me a couple of hours, man.

Let me get a couple of hours.

Let me knock this out.

Don't don't get it.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

You wrong for that.

You ain't got to be like that.

You ain't gotta be.

But you was about to cry going off on him.

Oh, you got to.

You got to go all the way in, Carl.

We can be be committed to what you're doing.

It's a good one.

It's important.