The cleaners is wearing my shirt

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to, uh, I'm trying to reach, uh, Wilson.

Yeah, this is Wilson.

Hey, you, you, you, you on the cleaners over on , right?

Yeah, that's me.

How may I help you?

How, how, how long y'all been over there?

How, how many, how many years y'all been over there on the, on ?

Man, we been here for, we been here about 15 years, man.

been a long time.

Yeah, yeah.

Uh-huh.

How may I help you?

Uh, no, you, you the only, my name's Donnie, man.

I'm sorry.

My name's Donnie.

Donnie.

Is you the, you the, uh, you, you always been the owner there?

Man, I started saying it was about 15 years ago.

Got all my own equipment, everything.

in house so you ain't gotta whereby going nowhere you drop the clothes off

here I made sure we take everything right here in house man okay okay

let's listen man 3-1 Carla see I've been I actually been bringing my clothes to

you for about a year now honey my name is Donnie oh yeah Donnie I know I would

be coming here I know your face though yeah you probably know me when you see

me yeah yeah yeah you probably know me but

When I came in, last week sometime I came in, I think it was last Thursday, I came

in to get my clothes I had dropped off and now I had brought some clothes probably about

three weeks before that and when I got home, you know, like I said, three weeks before

when I got home with them clothes, I realized I was missing a shirt and I was like, I don't

know where my shirt is, I couldn't find it.

So now, just last week when I came back to pick up some clothes, and this was, you know,

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You ain't seen me in your shirt, I mean, what, have your clothes, you haven't left your clothes up here longer than 30 days?

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.

What are you saying?

If people leave their stuff longer than 30 days, you start wearing it?

No, hold on, hold on.

I ain't want nobody's shirt.

No, no, no, no.

Hold on, bro, hold on, Donnie.

We quit all that lying about you ain't want nobody's shirt because you still had mine on.

Listen, let me tell you something, man.

I mean, I work every day.

I work hard.

And I can buy my own shirt.

I mean, I ain't got to wear nobody's shirt.

As a matter of fact, I was just saying, because you said that you felt like I held your shirt.

I ain't worn nobody's shirt.

Okay, well, I got a friend that come in there.

The only time someone come up missing is if it's been here 30 days.

We don't, I mean, we ain't taking nobody's clothes.

But listen, I got a friend.

He bring his stuff over there, too.

And he tell me he had some pants missing.

And he come in there one day and swear he think you had his pants on.

Who is it?

He lied.

Let me tell you.

Hold on.

I mean, I don't know.

I mean, I don't know.

I don't know who you are

You got my shirt on and his pants on

This is ridiculous man

Is you creating your own wardrobe

With people's stuff

Let me tell you something man

I done told you I don't wear nobody's shirt

Don't call me and insult my integrity

Telling me I don't wear somebody else's shirt

I don't have to wear your shirt

What kind of cleaners you got man

That you clean people's stuff but then you wear it around the cleaners

I don't have to wear a thing or nobody

Around no cleaners

Do you see the uniforms we wear up here?

That's how you know my name.

Say Wilson on my uniform, man.

I know it says Wilson on it, but why are you wearing other people's stuff, Mr. Wilson?

Look here, man.

Look here.

I'm a Christian, bro.

Listen.

I'm trying to do the right thing.

I don't appreciate nobody calling me.

You can tell.

You can inquire, and we can get this figured out.

But don't call here saying that you've seen me wearing a ghost shirt.

I'm going to let this shirt go.

I'm going to let this shirt go.

If I come in there if I come in there one more time and see you with one of my shirts on then guess what?

I'm a tear it off for you. I'll beat you. Take your stuff

Say what you bring your back down here. Come on

It ain't a thing in a drugstore key you quicken our wheel about coming here trying to bother me about it

Sure, well, you need to quit where people stop

I got my boy pants on

I tell you what

Let me tell you something

Before I open this clean up

I'm from the penitentiary

And when you talk

When you call somebody a liar

You better rather back it up

I don't want you to come up in there

And play your

Look, look, look, man

You keep winning everybody calls in there

Let me tell you something

I'll tell you what God love, man

I'm telling you the truth

If you come up here

With some

You need to call your mama

Let her know there's gonna be

Some snot flanging and flower bringing

Cause

Just like that shirt you say you missing

You gonna be missing too

You come up here

You're gonna get your butt beat if I keep finding out you're wearing people's stuff.

Look at you, Wilson.

Don't get your butt beat up on, you hear me?

I tell you what, you need to get off my phone.

I, boy, this, baby, this, I'm wearing his shirt.

You is wearing my shirt, and you wearing my friend's pants.

Man, you, look, bro, look, Donnie McClurkin, Donnie, whoever you are, I don't know who Donnie you are, but don't call him no more, man.

I don't even want your business, man.

You don't even have to, don't bring your shirt.

Any day the money you're saying I'm gonna give it back to you. I don't need your money either man

I don't need this. I got one more thing to say to you. Would you listen to me?

What you ain't got a thing to say to me? I do have some I need to say to you. You're just even

When I do have some I need to say to you

What this is miss you Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show you just got pranked by your boy

This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy got me to prank phone call you

Sorry bro, you can't, we're in a recession, you can't call nobody and talk to them like that man

Boy, y'all some food man. Boy, I'm gonna have to go somewhere and sit down man. I'm gonna have to drink me some teaspoon of vinegar or something

I got my blood pressure sky

I know I knew that the piece of my life ain't won't nobody a certain man

Hey, man, I gotta ask you man

I gotta tell me y'all got a road in the

Inside the cleaners in the morning. Tell me this what he'll what is the baddest radio show in the land?