The refrigerator won't arrive today

Who's this?

This is Jackson.

I'm the driver, man.

I'm actually the delivery guy that's bringing you a refrigerator over today.

Okay, what's going on?

Okay, listen, I know we had a window that was from 8 to 12 this morning.

30 now so uh we're running a little bit behind schedule man we have some problems at the yard

getting everything loaded up man come on man you killing me I can't y'all so y'all running behind

we're a little bit behind schedule man we're gonna have we will be there somewhere between 12 and 4

oh come on man y'all gotta do better than that now man I'm with my job I understand sir I

understand actually it's I got all man I got all my food in here and uh coolers and stuff man I

So, I mean, what's going on?

Y'all ain't got the refrigerator?

I'm trying to figure out.

No, no, we loaded up, you know.

We just had some problems.

I think one of the forklifts went out.

And, you know, it kind of pushed us back.

So that four-hour window we had from 8 to 12, man, just got ruined.

And now we're pushing things from 12 to 4.

So between 12 and 4, man, we would definitely be there.

Man, y'all have to be better than that.

It's cool.

I spoke to L.A. yesterday.

He's actually the warehouse supervisor.

He's actually out today.

So he's not in, so yeah man, I'm supposed to be at work at 1 o'clock, you said y'all ain't going to be here until in between 12 and 4, I'm supposed to be at work at 1 o'clock

I understand man, I greatly apologize man, this rarely happens and it just so happened this morning, the forklift was down and we had a lot of stuff to load up, you know we got, I got 10 refrigerators on this truck man and one of them is definitely yours sir, so I'm definitely going to be getting it to you as soon as I can

I scheduled everything else around this

because I'm supposed to, you know,

I got to have my refrigerator

because I got all my food and stuff

sitting in here in the kitchen

and whatnot.

Your refrigerator went out?

Did it go, your refrigerator went out?

Is that what happened?

Yeah, sir, it sure did.

I mean, I haven't had it for quite some time,

but, you know,

so it's just a matter of time

before it go out.

So I decided to go eat and get a new one,

you know.

Right.

So that's why I was...

Well, now I can schedule you next week sometime

if you want me to.

No, no, no, no.

I mean, I can't afford it.

We're going to pay for this food

that I got in here.

Let me get the hustler, man, and see if I can move as quick as I can.

But 12 to 4 is the window, man.

Like I said, I apologize, Mr. B****.

We'll be there, man.

We're going to be there with your refrigerator today, okay?

Okay, so when you're on your way, I want you to call me and let me know that you're on your way so I know what's going on.

We don't normally call when we're on our way.

We just come on in and get things set up.

What do you mean you don't call?

I said, why the f*** not?

You just called me just now, didn't you?

Yeah, yeah, I did.

You called me then.

It didn't make no sense.

Like I said, the problem is on us.

Call when we are out. Okay. Okay. I appreciate that. Now you said 12. You said between 12 and 4 now

Yes, sir. Between 12 and 4. We definitely be there. We got you on the truck, man. Okay

I don't want no mess man. No, no, we got you. We got you. We'll see you in a minute, man. All right. Take care

Hello, uh, this is jackson again the delivery guy man with the refrigerator

Listen, this is baptiste man. We run into a few more problems here, man

It looks like we're probably not gonna get that refrigerator out till tomorrow sometime

You said what?

We run into a few more problems, man.

It looks like we're probably not going to get that refrigerator out until tomorrow.

You just ran into a few more problems.

A few more problems is like what?

Sir, we got some problems with some more deliveries.

With all the deliveries we got, it just don't seem we're going to make it on your side of town to be able to get this thing taken care of.

You're not going to make it on my side of town.

What kind of s**t is that?

You decide you want to take my money when I pay for it.

But you're going to tell me you ain't going to make it on my side of town.

Well, we can definitely get out there tomorrow, man.

I can't have out here tomorrow. I got chicken and beef and brisket and s**t all over here in my s**t floor and you go tell me you can't make it in here to the mall. What kind of s**t is that? You ain't got no answer for me on that.

Sir, I understand.

I told him yesterday I had to have my *** at work at 1 o'clock.

I told him that.

I said, man, you got to have that refrigerated here on time because I got to have my *** at work.

Like I said, we'll have some setbacks.

I don't talk to you no more.

Like I said, sir, *** is not working today.

He's not in today.

So who in charge?

Well, actually, the lady named *** is the one that's actually in charge and when Larry leaves.

I'm sorry y'all

you took that

Refrigerator

I don't know

Okay, but I have one more thing. I need to tell you. Okay. Are you listening? This will probably help everything

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show. You just got pranked by your wife