The water company is coming back
5:20A water-company worker accuses Murphy of turning his service back on after a shutoff for nonpayment and vows to come cut it off again. Murphy insists his bills are paid and demands a supervisor before Tommy reveals the prank from cousin Darrell.
Transcript
70 linesHello?
I'm trying to reach Murphy, please.
Yeah, this is Murphy.
Okay, listen here. Are you over at Pine Street?
Yeah, that's me.
Over there yesterday now. I'm looking at I'm looking at the monitors here back here at the water company
Did somebody go back out there and turn the water back on?
No, I think you got the wrong resident, bro
You're not just this is Pine Street, ain't it?
I mean, yeah, there's my street, but I'm helping my utilities every month when somebody didn't pay the bill
And I was ordered to come out there and turn that thing off. I turned it off yesterday morning now
is gone back out there and turned it back on.
Now, I tell you what, if you some can't pay your bill,
what you don't have the right is to go out there and turn it back on.
Hold on, bro.
I think you got the wrong residence, man.
I pay my utilities every month.
I never had any problems or any issues paying my bills.
I got kids.
Are you Murphy?
Are you Murphy?
Yeah, I'm Murphy.
Okay, are you at Pine Street?
Yeah, and I also pay my utilities every month.
I got the right damn person I come out there yesterday I turned off the water and I'm looking
at the monitors back here at headquarters and somebody's gone back out there and turned that
water back on let me tell you calm down bro let me talk to your supervisor or somebody else my
supervisor's not here what's not going to happen is I'm not going to have a situation with my
supervisor thinking that I don't do my damn job because I do my job I come out there
water back on. Look, man, you're not doing your job calling me, disrespecting me, talking to me
crazy like I'm some damn kid, all right? Now, if you got a problem, you get a supervisor,
somebody to call me like they got some sense. You're disrespecting me by going back out there
and undoing the job that I've done. If I turn the water off, you pay your bill, and then I'll come
back out and turn it off. Bills are already paid, all right? I got my receipts. I got everything I
Let me tell you something Murphy, I'm coming back out there today, I'm turning that damn water off, and I tell you what, if any son of a bitch turns it back on, it's going to be there, we're going to beat some of them, and we're going to haul some bitches in the town.
Well, somebody ain't paid the bill, and damn it, I'm coming back out there to turn that water off.
You hear me?
You're not coming to my house, bro.
You better come here.
You're not coming to my house.
You better have your supervisor or the police or whatever you need.
You ain't finna come out here to cut my s*** off, because I got everything I need proven I paid my s***.
Let me tell you something.
I don't check the paperwork.
My paperwork says come out there to Pine Street and turn the water off.
Okay, well, you need to do your job before you come back out here, bro.
I don't mind giving you my name, and I don't mind telling you exactly when I'm coming out there.
I'm coming out there today
And I'm turning that damn water back on
And if I catch your a** out there when I leave
Turning it back on
Some heads are gonna roll around here
Right, right, right, okay
Name and time, please
You got a pen and paper? You ready for it?
I don't need no pen and paper
Name and time
Are you ready for it?
Yeah, a**
Okay, here's my name
This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show
You
Oh, man.
Hey, Dub, your cousin, Darrell, told me, he said, man, keep pushing his button, and sooner or later, I promise you, Murphy gonna snap.
He already know, but I've dealt with his s*** before. He already know.
He's f***ing with me, man.
Oh, man, I'm gonna get on his s*** again when I see him.
out there bro, hand me one of them pin straight suits ready for me man, so I can shine with
y'all boys man.
Straight up man.