The water company is coming back

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A water-company worker accuses Murphy of turning his service back on after a shutoff for nonpayment and vows to come cut it off again. Murphy insists his bills are paid and demands a supervisor before Tommy reveals the prank from cousin Darrell.

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Hello?

Speaker 2

I'm trying to reach Murphy, please.

Speaker 1

Yeah, this is Murphy.

Speaker 2

Okay, listen here. Are you over at Pine Street?

Speaker 1

Yeah, that's me.

Speaker 2

Over there yesterday now. I'm looking at I'm looking at the monitors here back here at the water company

Speaker 2

Did somebody go back out there and turn the water back on?

Speaker 1

No, I think you got the wrong resident, bro

Speaker 2

You're not just this is Pine Street, ain't it?

Speaker 1

I mean, yeah, there's my street, but I'm helping my utilities every month when somebody didn't pay the bill

Speaker 2

And I was ordered to come out there and turn that thing off. I turned it off yesterday morning now

Speaker 2

is gone back out there and turned it back on.

Speaker 2

Now, I tell you what, if you some can't pay your bill,

Speaker 2

what you don't have the right is to go out there and turn it back on.

Speaker 1

Hold on, bro.

Speaker 1

I think you got the wrong residence, man.

Speaker 1

I pay my utilities every month.

Speaker 1

I never had any problems or any issues paying my bills.

Speaker 1

I got kids.

Speaker 2

Are you Murphy?

Speaker 2

Are you Murphy?

Speaker 1

Yeah, I'm Murphy.

Speaker 2

Okay, are you at Pine Street?

Speaker 1

Yeah, and I also pay my utilities every month.

Speaker 2

I got the right damn person I come out there yesterday I turned off the water and I'm looking

Speaker 2

at the monitors back here at headquarters and somebody's gone back out there and turned that

Speaker 1

water back on let me tell you calm down bro let me talk to your supervisor or somebody else my

Speaker 2

supervisor's not here what's not going to happen is I'm not going to have a situation with my

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supervisor thinking that I don't do my damn job because I do my job I come out there

Speaker 1

water back on. Look, man, you're not doing your job calling me, disrespecting me, talking to me

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crazy like I'm some damn kid, all right? Now, if you got a problem, you get a supervisor,

Speaker 1

somebody to call me like they got some sense. You're disrespecting me by going back out there

Speaker 2

and undoing the job that I've done. If I turn the water off, you pay your bill, and then I'll come

Speaker 1

back out and turn it off. Bills are already paid, all right? I got my receipts. I got everything I

Speaker 2

Let me tell you something Murphy, I'm coming back out there today, I'm turning that damn water off, and I tell you what, if any son of a bitch turns it back on, it's going to be there, we're going to beat some of them, and we're going to haul some bitches in the town.

Speaker 2

Well, somebody ain't paid the bill, and damn it, I'm coming back out there to turn that water off.

Speaker 2

You hear me?

Speaker 1

You're not coming to my house, bro.

Speaker 1

You better come here.

Speaker 1

You're not coming to my house.

Speaker 1

You better have your supervisor or the police or whatever you need.

Speaker 1

You ain't finna come out here to cut my s*** off, because I got everything I need proven I paid my s***.

Speaker 2

Let me tell you something.

Speaker 2

I don't check the paperwork.

Speaker 2

My paperwork says come out there to Pine Street and turn the water off.

Speaker 1

Okay, well, you need to do your job before you come back out here, bro.

Speaker 2

I don't mind giving you my name, and I don't mind telling you exactly when I'm coming out there.

Speaker 2

I'm coming out there today

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And I'm turning that damn water back on

Speaker 2

And if I catch your a** out there when I leave

Speaker 2

Turning it back on

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Some heads are gonna roll around here

Speaker 1

Right, right, right, okay

Speaker 1

Name and time, please

Speaker 2

You got a pen and paper? You ready for it?

Speaker 1

I don't need no pen and paper

Speaker 1

Name and time

Speaker 2

Are you ready for it?

Speaker 1

Yeah, a**

Speaker 2

Okay, here's my name

Speaker 2

This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show

You

Speaker 1

Oh, man.

Speaker 2

Hey, Dub, your cousin, Darrell, told me, he said, man, keep pushing his button, and sooner or later, I promise you, Murphy gonna snap.

Speaker 1

He already know, but I've dealt with his s*** before. He already know.

Speaker 1

He's f***ing with me, man.

Speaker 1

Oh, man, I'm gonna get on his s*** again when I see him.

Speaker 1

out there bro, hand me one of them pin straight suits ready for me man, so I can shine with

Speaker 1

y'all boys man.

Speaker 2

Straight up man.