Bill Cosby and Miss Universe Rant

Oh shit.

I get caught up sometimes.

You know me, dog, you good?

Okay, cool.

I'm sorry, I got my security.

Sometimes I think I work for him.

That's too much shit going on today, eh?

This shit don't stop, boy.

This shit is amazing.

I don't know where to put my hands up, put the motherfucker on the standwheel.

I don't know where to stick the pictures outside.

If I can take both my hands and stick them pictures in my hands, I think I stick them up.

Ain't shit I can do with you with these motherfuckers in my hand.

They get in my ass.

Shit.

How you get the handy ass?

I don't know how I got them motherfuckers together.

I got them motherfuckers in there.

I can't do shit with them.

You ain't got no right to shoot me.

My hands in my hands.

Every time you turn the TV on, it's more bullshit.

That shit don't stop.

Six months ago it was Bill Carl.

Y'all know Bill fucked them people.

I don't know Bill fuck them bitches.

Bill fucked everybody in the city.

That's gonna fuck everybody fuck everybody on good times, they everybody on God damn my home in the family, that motherfucker fucked everybody.

That shit there was crazy.

Okay, what you get out of that?

But you get out of fucking people while they sleep, man.

Tell me.

Now let me drag your ass in and out of court.

Now he time, but he's flying.

I can't see what y'all talking about.

You don't fuck we talk about.

Fuck them people.

Y'all get mad if y'all want to.

That motherfucker was fucking up here.

You ain't got seven motherfuckers that came forward with the same goddamn story.

Sixty motherfuckers.

I'm about to come forward, I say Bill Fuck.

I'll be right there in front of the camera.

I don't know why I keep watching fat out.

Oh man, oh

he was in the dude, that motherfucker fucked up.

Well that motherfucker got this universe and calling out the wrong motherfucker.

I knew immediately that the shit had happened.

I remember that motherfucker said I was a motherfucker that from birth.

I knew immediately, because I know that look on his goddamn face.

That motherfucker called out that wrong goddamn name.

And then I seen that motherfucker come back out, and then that white woman taking that crown out that woman's head.

Oh shit, something wrong.

But then I wasn't confirming.

The only thing confirmed was his face.

I knew right, I said, you done fucked up.

Fucked up, you got everybody in the whole panic to go through this bullshit.

Y'all sat there and watched that shit then.

You saw Steve, you knew Steve wasn't right.

You're like, oh he don't look right.

Look like he got the flu or something.

But that real shit.

And now they fuck up.

You know what I told him, I said, this is the greatest mista, this is the best mistake you've ever made.

It's amazing how a good man can make a mistake.

And God will turn it around and make it look good.

Now he owned 30% of the motherfucking mission of person.

And they decide this up for five more ass years.

I said, boy, you shit.

Alright, black people, we coming up on the end of Benediction.

She done got sleep in the motherfucker, but you ain't got it.

You ain't good out this year.

I can't keep my eyes up.

I ain't good at gonna tell Jubb Ted Lion.

I ain't gonna go to work in the morning.

I just tired.