Life Insurance Siblings Prank

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach in y'all.

Carmen?

This is Sheikh.

Hi, Carmen.

My name is Keith.

Keith from calling you from K's insurance group.

Oh, hi, how are you?

Good.

You and your husband, uh, what is it?

Uh Harvey, Harvey, is that right?

Yes, yes, it's Harvey.

Okay, you guys actually put applications and actually went in and got your physicals done for life insurance, right?

Yeah, yeah, that's correct.

Is there any way I could possibly talk to both of you guys at the same time?

You and Harvey, is that possible?

Um well sure.

He he's at work right now.

Um but I can get him on the phone.

Okay.

It it would be uh it'd be kind of easy if I kinda explain everything to both of you guys at the same time is that if that's okay.

Okay, something wrong?

Uh no nothing's wrong.

I mean I I think I need to just try to bring a few things to you guys' attention but I think you know after that it's pretty much you guys uh decision on what you do.

But I just want to let you know a few things about you know the the results and things of that nature, life insurance the whole nine yards, okay?

Oh okay.

Well hold on let me see if I can get him on the phone.

Hello?

Hey babe.

Hey sweetheart.

Um look I got the insurance people on the line.

They want to try get both of us on the phone uh to talk to us about the insurance stuff.

Oh cool cool cool hey Harvey how you doing this is Keith Keith from uh K insurance Group.

How are you?

Hey good what's happening Keith?

Good good listen um do you have a minute that we can actually use uh kind of get some of this information out to you?

Yeah yeah yeah I'm fine I'm on a little break right now I'm good.

Okay great.

First of all we've gotten all your your lab results back, everything and I I kinda got a few questions for you guys that uh that I'm a little puzzled on.

How how long have you guys actually been married?

Um about well we've been together about three years.

Two years.

Okay now prior to being married three years, how long did you guys know each other before you got married?

Uh what'd you say maybe about five and a half, five, six years?

Yeah about six years.

Okay.

You guys have been knowing each other pretty close to nine years now.

All together yeah.

Okay.

Are you actually from the same hometown?

You grew up in the same hometown?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah we grew up uh I mean it's I I'm I'm sorry, is this questioning I mean is this about the insurance or well I mean there's a few things that's that's actually uh puzzling Carmen that we need to

do that.

This this this is some news I I actually didn't want to bring you guys but I I mean we have to I have to actually give you this new Looking at our records, looking at all the test results, and and let me be the first to tell you that we run these results over and over and over, trying to make sure we are completely a hundred and fifteen, twenty percent right, okay?

Well, looking at our test, guys, Harvey, uh, Carmen, it it's indicating that you guys are related.

And nine times out of ten, you are you guys are siblings.

What?

Hold on, man.

What?

Okay.

What the f Are you serious?

Ma'am, I'm asking.

This is not a this is not a laughing matter, not a joking matter.

You know, I like I said, I did not want to call with this information.

Well, you did make the f call, man.

Look, you need to go back.

I I don't know what you need to do to go back and and and double check your records or something because

you've been married three years.

Check with the lab, man.

Can you check with the lab and like call us back and let us know?

And I and I and I knew those questions would come up and we we went over it.

We went over it and over and over it.

Y'all need to go over it again because that don't make no damn sense.

Oh, hold oh, hold on, baby.

I got this.

You make the fing call.

And this gotta be wrong.

So what you need to do is make another fing call and call the lab and call us back and let us know that you either f or they made a mistake or five.

You talking about me and my wife.

Uh, and I understand it, Harvey Harvey.

Let me ask you this.

Is it possible?

You know, and this is just a a question.

Is it possible that your dad and maybe her mom maybe knew each other at some point and

what the f you say about my mama and dad?

That that's some straight.

Look at you need to have go back and do whatever you need to do.

But if I tell you what, you say some like that again, I tell you my baby's gonna be coming down there and beat your f and saying some f like that.

Hold on, baby.

Baby, baby, hold on, baby.

I got this.

I got it, baby.

I got it, baby.

I got it.

How the f you gonna call me with?

I don't know where the f you from where people do like that, but that ain't a big thing.

All I'm doing, sir, is bringing you the results.

Why don't you bring me the results in person?

I bet I'll whoop your f that's what I'm talking about.

Hey sir, even if you beat the messenger, at the end of the day, that's still your sister.

At the end of the day, I'm gonna whoop your f I don't care what the f you talking about.

Nothing he ain't my damn brother.

I'm gonna find out where the f you are, whatever you book or you in.

You gonna call me time we brother is the f it's my wife.

I understand that sir.

Somewhere down the line, somebody made a mistake, and you guys are brother and sister got married.

I'm not at fault for that.

Well, let me tell you the don't you make the f mistake of calling either one of these numbers again in your fing life?

Sir, I got one more test result.

I do need to give you a

test.

Okay, all that all what you've been talking about, then what else you got to say now?

It's gonna be worse than this.

The only other test result I have, ma'am, is that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your girlfriend.

I told you ain't like her.

Wait till when I told you

about whooping some shot.

Hey, I got one more thing.

I gotta ask both of y'all.

What is the baddest?

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

Steve Harvey Morning