Man Demands $100 Back from Church

Matter of fact, I'm not even at work right now.

Okay, so I am I'm gonna get my hundred dollars back.

Okay, sir, why don't you just call the church on tomorrow and then we can go from there, okay?

I'm not calling, I'm not calling the church tomorrow.

I tell you what, you know what?

You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna come up there tomorrow, and you're gonna give me my hundred dollars.

Either it's in a check or it's in cash.

But you, Mr.

uh uh sister Felicia.

Patterson, you're gonna give me my damn money.

Say what?

Sir, did you just cuss me?

I just told you that come tomorrow, I'm coming up there to get my damn hundred dollars.

Whether it's in a check or whether it's in cash.

I don't care what it feels.

Let me tell you something, sir.

You ain't getting nothing from us.

How dare you call here and cuss me, asking for some money back.

You don't know.

You're giving your money from your heart.

It doesn't matter who up there preaching the word of God.

You give because you love God.

But have you ever thought to me like this?

I'll strip you naked, Jimmy, and you you know what?

You better be glad this ain't 20 years ago, because I'd have cussed you from A to Z.

But thank God he's saying, because you know I ain't gonna cuss you.

But I tell you what I will do, young man.

When I see you, what you say your name is again?

What's the name of it?

No, I'm Brother Glenn.

Brother Glenn, when I see you, I'm gonna give you the right for the fellowship.

Do you hear me?

Come on, say something.

Cause that's how you treat God's people.

You have been talking to me ignorant since I picked up the phone.

You ain't say, hi, ma'am.

How you doing, ma'am?

Can you help me, ma'am?

No, you just start cussing and hollering at me.

You don't talk to people like that.

You don't even sound like a Christian.

I should don't do that.

Do you hear me, buddy?

Now you won't talk from people, you act.

That's what the word said you have not, cause you act not.

You don't call here hollering at me.

Do you hear me?

I I I I I hear you.

Come call here cussing at me.

Oh Lord help me.

Can I Sister Felicia, can I say I mean I just want to say something else to you on mine?

Can I say something?

You can't say nothing to me.

But do you know what you need to do?

Go get you some mammoth.

Yes, ma'am.

But I I d but it's one more thing I just wanted to say to you.

Ain't no one more thing.

Ain't no one more thing.

Okay, but I just I just wanted to tell you this, Sister Felicia.

I want to tell me what you told you.

You ain't got nothing to tell me.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

But I want to say this though.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You Your girlfriend sister Doris got me to prank phone call you.