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45 calls match “disrespect”

01

You Need Your Ass Beat

Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.

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oldmenassbeatbananateatiktokgeneration
02

Man Demands $100 Back from Church

A man calls a church and demands his $100 donation back, claiming he's not at work and will come collect it. The church lady refuses and rebukes him for his disrespect, leading to the reveal.

▶2:28
churchdonationrefundmoneydisrespect
03

The Pool Water Thief

A nephew claims his aunt's water bill has ballooned because the neighbor filled his pool from her hose, then threatens to swim in it with a crowd and challenge him to a fight.

▶6:06
water billneighborpoolwater theftthreats
04

Asking Pastor Where the Church Money Goes

A caller grills Pastor Ty about how church funds are being used and demands answers about concerts and spending, refusing to be dismissed.

▶4:21
churchpastormoneytitheaccountability
05

Keith Sweat missed the signing

A record-store worker tells Keith Sweat that fans are wrapped around the building for a signing he never booked. Sweat refuses to be talked to like a child and says he will see Raheem, who admits Tommy set the no-show up.

▶7:40
celebritysigningrecordstorekeithsweatnoshow
06

Missed CeeLo Signing

A fake record-store employee accuses CeeLo Green of missing a packed CD signing and threatens to remove his album from the shelves. CeeLo insists nobody informed him, curses the caller, and is pranked by Tommy and the store crew.

▶7:21
musicsigningcelebrityanger
07

Church Funds Under Scrutiny

A church official demands that Pastor Ty account for church T-shirt sales and where all contributions are going, leading to a heated exchange. After the pastor invites him to confront the church leaders, the caller reveals the prank.

▶4:58
churchfundsaccountingpastor
08

Curry Goat Birthday Prank

Tommy calls a Jamaican man to complain about curry goat being served at a child's birthday party, leading to a heated cultural argument.

▶5:42
curry goatbirthday partyjamaicanprank callcultural clash
09

Church Deacon Prank

Tommy poses as a deacon who has been visiting a man's wife to pray, but the husband accuses him of trying to holler at her, sparking a church-flavored argument.

▶5:37
churchdeaconprayerjealousywife
10

Parrot Benny Again

Another neighbor calls Chris about the same parrot noise complaint.

▶5:42
neighborparrotnoiseapartment
11

Record Store Signing

A record store employee calls Manny to complain that Manny missed a CD signing, leading to an argument.

▶8:42
record storesigningmannycd
12

The upstairs parrot Benny

Tommy calls Devin as upstairs neighbor Chris, furious about loud late-night conversations, and refuses to believe the noise is Devin's parrot Benny. Devin threatens the bird until Tommy says Sean set up the prank.

▶5:39
neighbornoiseparrotapartmentcomplaint
13

Pastor Prank

A husband accuses his pastor of coming over too often to pray for his wife, suspecting an affair, leading to a heated exchange.

▶5:57
pastorchurchprayeraffairaccusation
14

The Church Van Smells Like Weed

A church representative accuses a van driver of smoking marijuana while transporting elderly congregants. He threatens to inspect the van and protect the church's reputation before learning that Larry arranged the call.

▶6:27
churchweedvanelderlyreputation
15

Deacon Visits Sick Wife

A husband accuses a church brother of visiting his sick wife too often and trying to holler at her, leading to threats and the reveal.

▶5:58
churchjealousydeaconprank
16

Pastor's Suspicious Visits

A man claims the caller's husband has repeatedly visited to pray for his sick wife, and the husband accuses the caller of pursuing her and threatens violence. The accusation is eventually revealed as a prank.

▶6:01
pastorchurchaffairmarriageneighbor
17

My Wife's Trainer Won't Leave Her Alone

A jealous husband accuses Muscle Marvin of pressuring his wife into private training and propositioning her. The trainer challenges him to fight, and he threatens to destroy the gym before Tommy reveals the homeboy arranged the prank.

▶6:18
gympersonal trainerjealousyfightwife
18

Wrong Tombstone

A funeral home owner calls about a tombstone with the wrong name and date, and the angry relative threatens to dig up bodies.

▶6:21
funeraltombstonedeaththreats
19

Funeral at the Wedding

A caller posing as a church official tells a groom that a funeral will occur during his wedding and that the casket may have to share the bridal changing room. The furious groom threatens legal action before learning his best man arranged the prank.

▶7:25
weddingchurchfuneralmoney
20

Spa Wax Appointment Prank

Tommy poses as spa employee Ramon confirming Owen's appointment for a back and butt wax, including a manzillion upgrade, causing Owen to rant about the $200 cost and refuse.

▶6:36
spawaxappointmentchristmasrefund
21

Shaq's Ex

A man calls Shaquille O'Neal claiming to be dating his ex and asking about the kids, leading to Shaq hanging up.

▶3:47
shaqdatingexkids
22

Wife on a Party Flyer Prank

A fake liquor promoter asks a husband for permission to put his wife Kendra in a bikini on a party flyer.

▶4:54
wifeflyerpartypromorespect
23

Hospital Bath Sponge Prank

A patient asks a hospital worker to bathe him and repeatedly demands her name. The worker tries to redirect him, but he becomes verbally abusive until the prank is revealed.

▶7:01
hospitalpatientcarebath
24

2-Year Affair with Marie

A man calls a husband claiming he's been having an affair with his wife Marie for two years and suggests he move out.

▶5:18
affairmarie2 yearshusbandconfrontation
25

Ex-wife's Valentine fruit basket

Posing as a delivery driver, Tommy tells Chad's wife Davina that Chad's ex-wife Dorita sent him a Valentine's fruit basket. Davina demands a manager and unloads until Tommy says Chad set up the call.

▶6:23
valentinedeliveryex-wifejealousymarriage
26

Give the new guy your keys

An HR caller tells 17-year project manager Jason to hand his key card, office, and parking space to a trainee who is the vice president's nephew. Jason refuses and threatens a fight before Tommy reveals the prank.

▶6:02
workplacehuman-resourcesdemotionnepotismkeys
27

Zoom Inappropriate Behavior Prank

A husband accuses his wife's coworker of inappropriate behavior on a Zoom call, leading to a heated argument.

▶6:00
zoomcovidcoworkeraccusationprank
28

Prosthetic Arm Stolen by Kids

A man claims a 15-year-old boy and his friend ripped off his prosthetic arm and escaped. The boy's father defuses his threat to confront them at the park before the caller reveals the prank.

▶6:26
neighborprosthetic-armteenagerspark
29

Funky Gym Member

A man calls Keon at home to complain that his body odor is ruining the gym equipment and demands he wash before coming.

▶5:15
gymbody odorworkouthygiene
30

Be My Valentine? (Reprise)

A second call to Davian with the same Valentine's proposal, again ending in anger and threats.

▶5:38
valentinecoworkerprankdinnerreaction
31

Neighbor Dating Advice

A neighbor calls to complain that the man only brings Black women home and demands he date white women. The man argues back before the reveal.

▶6:04
neighbordatingracediscrimination
32

Valentine's request at work

A coworker calls a man at work to ask if he'll be his Valentine, leading to confusion and anger.

▶5:20
valentinecoworkerlgbtqprank
33

Wife's Joy Toy Upgrade

A fake Love Toys, Etc. representative tells Philip that his wife Jewel has had a "Joy Toy" for years and needs a new motor and fitting. The caller reveals that "Big Charles" is engraved on it before admitting his own name and the prank.

▶7:10
sex-toywifehusbandrepair
34

Injured Worker Surveillance Sex

HR rep Ed calls injured worker Vincent to check on him, then accuses him of having sex based on surveillance cameras, violating his workers' comp restrictions.

▶6:30
workers compinjurysexsurveillancehr
35

Neighbor Wants You to Date White Women

Tommy poses as a neighbor named Wendell who complains about the man bringing black women home and demands he date white women instead.

▶6:12
neighbordatingraceinterracial
36

Barber Turns Chair With His Privates

Dennis calls his barber Brady to complain that he turned the chair with his private area instead of his hand, threatening a problem if it happens again.

▶6:22
barberhaircutcomplaintprank
37

Racist Neighbor Call

Tommy calls a man pretending to be a neighbor named Wendell, complaining that he brings black women to his house and demanding he date white women. The man is infuriated.

▶6:16
racismneighbordatingblack women
38

Apartment 316 Superstition

A man insists on moving into Dale's apartment 316 because he can't function otherwise, refusing other units and threatening him. Dale's coworker Linda set up the prank.

▶6:13
apartmentsuperstitionneighborprank
39

Neighbor Race Complaint

A neighbor calls a man to complain about him bringing black women to his house, demanding he date white women instead.

▶6:05
neighborracismdatinginterracialprank
40

Can I take Sylvia to the reunion

Ken calls Andre about a 25-year reunion and asks to escort Andre's wife Sylvia, his old sweetheart. Andre forbids it, threatens to show up, and after the reveal admits he was sweating mad while Tommy reminds him the reunion is real.

▶6:45
reunionhigh-school-sweetheartjealousywifeescort
41

You stole my Christmas yard

Tommy calls Cecil as neighbor Manny and accuses him of stealing a Christmas yard theme with Santa, Jesus, and the wise men. Cecil refuses to rearrange it and dares him to touch the manger, until friend Larry is revealed.

▶7:30
christmasneighbordecorationsyardjesus
42

Comedian Joke Stealing Accusation

An aspiring comedian calls a famous comedian to accuse him of stealing his jokes. The famous comedian denies it and they threaten each other.

▶7:44
comedyjokesstealingaccusationprank
43

Always Parked in Back

A churchgoer accuses the parking-lot attendant of deliberately sending his raggedy van to the back while newer cars park up front. They threaten an immediate fight before Lester reveals the setup.

▶6:37
churchparkingvanthreat
44

Choir Director Fired Over His 'Antics'

A fake church official calls Minister of Music Lorenzo to tell him he is being let go, with the mysterious 'antics' turning out to be his hairstyles, colored contacts, and flashy outfits.

▶7:15
churchchoirfashionfiredcontacts
45

Secret Admirer Sent Draws

A man calls a married woman claiming he sent her his underwear as a token of admiration, causing her to panic about her husband's reaction.

▶8:46
secret-admirerunderwearstalkermarriageprank

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