Prostate Checker

Hello, I'm trying to reach a uh uh Roger.

This is Roger.

Hi, my name is Greg.

I'm a PSC.

Uh I got you on my schedule.

I'm supposed to come by your house tomorrow morning at about seven fifteen.

I just want to give you a call and uh give you a heads up and let you know we will be there about seven fifteen from my understanding.

You go to work at uh you oh you say you're a who?

I'm a PSC, sir.

I'll be there I'll be there tomorrow.

I got you on my schedule uh for Monday morning and I'll be there uh at least by seven fifteen from my understanding.

You go to work at seven thirty and uh my procedure's only gonna take a couple minutes, but I wanted to

do a friendly call and let you know that I will be by there tomorrow morning.

W what's a PSC?

PFC, what'd you say?

A PSC?

PSC, sir, PSC.

I will be there tomorrow.

I've been in business uh probably for the last uh I guess about thirteen, fourteen years now.

What is PSC specialist?

What you do?

Oh, you're not I'm sorry, you're not familiar?

Uh you got me on schedule.

I ain't signed up for nothing.

Oh, I got you on my list here.

I don't know who puts you on here, but you've it's been paid for and everything for me to come by and and do my job and like I said, only take me a couple minutes and I'll have you on your way.

How do you get my number?

Say again?

How did you get my phone number?

Sir, everything I have I got I got twenty stops tomorrow.

And I got you scheduled as uh as my uh as my first stop tomorrow morning.

I don't know.

I got your phone number.

I do have your address.

Are you at

drive?

Yeah, that's my address, but I I'm not scheduled for nobody to come to my house in the morning.

I gotta go to work in the morning.

I got I'm not gonna be here.

Right, right.

My understanding is well you the for my understanding you pull out about seven thirty, and I'm gonna get there at seven fifteen.

Like I said, my the the you know the procedure only takes about two, three minutes and and I'll be able to do it.

Who is this?

Like I say, my name is Greg.

I'm a I'm a PSC and I'll be there Okay, you said that already.

Uh you you'll see me tomorrow.

I'm sorry.

I I just wanted to give you a friendly call here on Sunday and let you know that I'll be there uh I'll be there about seven fifteen and we'll get you taken care of and then I'll let you get on your way to work.

You still ain't telling me what I'm What you supposed to be doing.

Sir, a PSC is PSC.

I'm a prostate checker.

And what I'll be doing is coming in and checking your prostate tomorrow.

Oh hell no.

You ain't coming in and check my prostate.

I get my prostate check by my doctor.

Who are you talking about coming to check my prostate?

Not in my house, you ain't coming to check my prostate check.

I get a lot of people that that are in denial, a lot of men that that that claim that they've got.

You don't need to come to my house checking my prostate.

A lot of people, a lot of men are in denial saying that they got it checked and they got it.

A lot of times we find out they haven't.

And there has to be a reason if I got you on my list and it's paid.

Somebody has paid $125 for me to come by there and check it.

Well, you should be happy you paid $125.

This is the less job you have to do, Dad, because you're not coming check my prostate.

Sir, I'm gonna check it.

Now I'm gonna be by there tomorrow, and after 7 15, I'm putting my rubber glove on with a little bit of gel on it, and I am gonna check your prostate, and then I'll let you get on to work.

Well, I tell you what, that rubber glove ain't going nowhere near me, home, but I tell you what, you bring your gonna open my eyes if you want to.

It ain't gonna be pretty.

And it ain't gonna be nice with you and your rubber glove.

Sir, somebody had to stick a rubber glove up your f when I'm done with you.

Don't be coming about my eyes talking about checking my prostate.

Sir, sir.

Do you realize that this is the leading cause to black men?

Do you realize that?

I understand that.

Three out of five black men are lost every year because of prostate camp.

So you ought to be very grateful that someone is sending me by there to check it and make sure you're okay.

I'm grateful that I can pay for a doctor that I go to every every uh once a year, man.

You don't have to come to my house talking about sticking no rubber glove up me, man.

What's wrong with you?

Sir, sir.

I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth with you.

My job is to give you a friendly call and let you know that I'm coming.

All right.

Now tomorrow mor listen, I don't want to hear any more of it.

Tomorrow morning, I'm there at 7 15, and you're gonna get your prostate check, whether you like it or not.

Well, you bring your on by your I shouldn't be here.

You bring your bad you bad enough to come over here and check my prostate.

You bring your on.

I'm good at checking.

So you just be ready at 7 15, but you're gonna get your prostate check.

Yeah, I'll be here.

I'll let you go on to work on.

Case closed.

You come on over here if you want to.

You know my address and all my what time I go to work and everything.

You you bring your bad on over here if you want to.

I don't care if I gotta come over there, sir, and hold you down and check your prostate.

I'm coming to check your prostate at 7.15 tomorrow morning.

Oh, I tell you if you bring your bad on over here, you you think you know who I am, what I need over here.

You come on over here and you do what you gotta do.

You're gonna be checking something else besides me.

You're gonna be checking your own.

You bring your on over here if you want to and see if I don't get you up out of here.

Don't be coming to my house with that dude.

You you found somebody talking about I need a prostate check or something?

Somebody on the phone tell me I need a prostate or something.

You bring your yeah, I'll tell you what, I'll be here when you get here.

You bring your up over here.

I will be here tomorrow at 715 in the morning.

With my girl on you may rock your f over here, you may be wheeled away from this.

You bring your if you want to.

I'm gonna have my glove on tomorrow and I'm gonna be checking your prostate and tell you in the morning.

You're gonna be checking your own prostate.

Because I'm telling you what, I got something for the you come over here.

You bring your bad.

You think you're bad enough to come over here and check something over here.

You come on with it.

I got one more thing I need to say to you.

Are you listening?

So what the hell you got to say to me now?

You told me it's another.

What's your s you gotta tell me not?

Are you listening to me?

Just bring your on over here.

You're gonna be here.

I'm gonna be over there, but I got one more thing I wanna say.

Are you listening?

What you got to say to me, man?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobbit morning show.

You just got pranked by your homeboy.

Who

are you?

Who you say you was again?

Hey man, this is necessary.

You told me from the Steve Harvey morning show, man.

Your homeboy got me to prank phone call you.

Hey, this dog

is

Tommy, boy.

Man.

You alright?

Roger?

Boy, y'all about to make me go out.

I'm wondering who the hell is gonna come out.

Uh uh, somebody hide to do a prostate, man, on a regular basis like that, baby.

Yeah, yeah, I so got me, man.

I got him back, boy.

I can't believe he do me like that.

I'm gonna go over there and check his prostate.

You know, I don't even think he gets here checked on the record.

I wanna have somebody come check mine.

Hey man, I got one more thing to ask you, man.

What is what is the baddest?

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

Steve Harvey Morning Show.