Thanksgiving Dressing Prank

Hello, who is this?

Miss Glenda, who is this?

This Benji.

I'm I'm calling.

Is there?

Um, no, she's not here right now, but this is her daughter.

Um, is there a problem?

Uh no, this this this Benji.

This mama uh Mama Low's nephew.

Who who is this again?

This Glenda.

Mama Mama Lloyd Mama Louis, your ain't it?

Correct.

Mama Lois and Miss Purbett's sister.

Okay, I'm B.

I'm I'm I'm her nephew from the other side of the family.

Uh is is Miss Purb is she is is your mama making the the the the dressing?

Yeah, she's making enough for about 45 people.

Um we actually um this was discussed about a month ago.

Right, you're uh on the y'all we they had the um conference call.

Okay, nah.

Listen, what what the reason why they they got me to call what's wrong?

Uh okay, they not gonna they're not gonna need her to do the um to do the dressing.

And why wouldn't they need her to do this if she's been making it for ten years?

We just we just discussed this so What do you mean?

They s they say that they got somebody down here that's gonna do the dressing, especially since y'all traveling, y'all ain't got to bring it, you know, uh and be traveling with it, but they got somebody gonna do the dressing.

Okay.

Well, first of all, who are you?

You're you're B and G what is your name?

That well, no, my name Benjamin, but they call me Ben G.

But but but uh uh like I say, uh uh I'm on the other side of the front.

I ain't on y'all side.

Okay, well I'm still trying to figure out why the f you calling me.

Because she's been making a dressing for ten years, like I said, and I mean, w it's been discussed, so I don't even know why why you're calling me.

I don't even know you.

Oh okay.

Well, what I'm trying to explain to you is this right here is that they got so yeah, y'all ain't got to worry with bringing the dressing.

They got somebody gonna bring they got somebody down here that's gonna cook it.

So in other words, what you know, y if you can tell Miss Pervis, she ain't got to worry about the dressing this year.

Oh, so you want me to tell my mama after she's been making dressing for ten years that y'all say you y'all ain't worried about she shouldn't have to make it this year because we driving there.

We drive every year.

So I'm not gonna do that to her.

So I mean, I don't I don't even know who you are to be calling me anyway.

Why isn't somebody calling me that I know regarding this?

Okay, okay, you Glenda, right?

I am Glenda.

Uh all right, listen, let me say this, because I I don't mind saying what what everybody thinking but but most people don't wanna say.

Let me just say this right here.

Really what's going on is this right here, a lot of people in the family, you know, don't really don't r uh don't really like Miss Perry's dressing.

Benji, Benjamin, whoever you supposed to be.

Let me explain something to you.

My mama gonna make her dressing, you gonna eat that, and we ain't bringing nothing on with us.

So you can tell your family done said that.

Don't nobody Well, why didn't they call?

We had a meeting.

She been making it ten years.

Ain't nobody been saying nothing.

And guess what?

When I'm up in the house, nobody better not be walking up and through there talking about my mama either.

And y'all go eat the s okay, but see right there.

Why why if people don't like the dressing, Glenda, why is you want to make so submit everybody to have it to eat it if they don't like it?

You don't eat that's all I know.

I ain't no you all calling me no.

Well, I don't know no Benjamin.

B and G, whoever the hell.

I'm Mama Lloyd's nephew from the other side of the family.

Exactly.

And don't know you.

Okay, and i really really to the back all that.

I don't really know you.

But I'm but but I'm but I'm man enough I'm mad enough to call you and tell you what we gon' do and what we ain't gonna do.

Well, I know my

I said once and I repeat it again.

She gon' make that dressing, you gonna eat it, and we gonna go on our day.

Okay, okay, right there.

Listen, I and I know this might be hard for you to understand what you grew up with liking, everybody else might not like.

Yo, you can say what you want to.

I don't even remember your being in my fight.

So you might not like it because you ain't done around.

But she making dressing.

Now, first of all, when y'all get down here, it's gonna already be some more dressing here.

Okay, okay, and she gonna make her dressing, and we gonna sit down and y'all gonna eat and I'm not it's a it's not even gonna be discussed no further than that.

I see a b I got to say, because you're not gonna hurt my mama feeling.

Okay, there ain't nobody trying to that's why I'm trying to tell you to tell her don't make it now, so she don't even bring it down.

We make it when we get there anyway.

Hey, look, I'm finna say this here, because evidently you ain't really understanding what I'm saying to you.

I'm gonna say it as clear as I can say it.

If y'all come down here with that dress, I promise you, we already got dressing made.

We throwing that dressing in the trash so everybody can get the dressing that we made for them.

Point blank, that's what we doing.

Please.

Let me explain something into you.

I'm gonna be on dressing patrol, and if I find that you that threw my mama's dressing in the trash, it's gonna be some we gonna set that d off.

I'm not playing with you.

This what's too funny to me.

Uncle Carl and Kilma, we were out on this compass calling.

Ain't no

power so killing us to bull.

But now they're gonna set your stupid up calling me.

I don't even know your kind of I guess they felt like you was a fellow like you the bad in the world.

But being Benjamin, I don't even know your rap.

I'm telling you now.

I'm not playing with you.

I'm telling you, if I hurt my mama feeling, it's gonna be some in there.

And I'm telling you, uh y'all gonna be Y'all full of down there.

But I'm trying to y'all out one.

Can I say can I say something else to you?

I wish you would.

Can I tell you what else they was saying?

They wanted me to tell you this, Glenda.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Your cousin Sheila got me the prank phone call you.

Come here.

You come up got that.

You about to make me set it off.

What the

man, this Thanksgiving was it wasn't gonna be no

have my brothers whoop Benjamin

Y'all play to butch.

Come here.

Okay, Kim, I gotta ask you one last question before I let you go.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Steve Harvey Morning Show.

And then the other three days your wife is with me.

Four three.

Here it is.

Four three relationships.

Come on, cat.