Wedding Hairstylist Prank

Hello.

Uh, I'm trying to reach Carmen, please.

Oh, who's calling?

Uh, this is the hairstylist, Lorenzo.

Oh, great, great.

Hey, we were waiting for you.

Hold on a second, I'll get her.

Hello?

Hi, is this is this Carmen?

Yes.

Hi, how are you?

Good.

Great.

Listen, um, this is the hair stylist.

I'm supposed to be there to do your hair for the wedding.

Hey, are you lost?

Uh no.

I do have a bit of inf um just there's something that has come up, and I kind of need to discuss some things with you.

W are you kidding me?

Let me ask you something.

Wait, you know I'm getting married in four hours, right?

I do know.

I do know.

Let me ask you this.

What time actually is the wedding?

Is it at five or six?

The wedding is at five.

Okay.

Um what have you done to your hair so far?

Nothing.

You have the hair.

I'm waiting for you to put weave in my on my head.

Right.

Um Oh God dear.

No, you're on your way, right?

This is a joke.

No, this is not a joke.

I've got I've called my Mama.

Find tell Kim to come here.

I I don't have a stylist today.

You came highly recommended, and I've already given you a deposit.

You you should be on your way.

I do understand that, darling.

I don't mind giving you your deposit back.

I'm I No, that's no, that's not what I want.

I need you here to do my hair.

I have no one here to do my hair.

I've already paid you.

I understand this, dear.

Calm down.

Listen, this is what I want to do.

Okay.

I do have someone that I can send there that's gonna do an outstanding job for you.

Okay, but I'm not I've I I've gotten into a spat with Oliver and I just I I What?

It is it's it's a very Who the hell is Oliver?

Oliver is my friend.

And we've gotten into Are you kidding me?

Well, it's been a serious, serious, serious blow up.

This is the most important day of my life, and you're not coming to do my hair.

You're not taking care of your business because you've gotten into a fight with your boyfriend.

Listen, I'm not gonna go back and forth with you about this.

I've been arguing with him.

I have argued with him all night.

I'm not gonna go back and forth and argue with you as well.

You don't have to argue with me.

What I need is for you to be here.

I understand that.

Going to send someone there in.

You are the most unprofessional stylist I have ever met in my life.

I cannot even believe you're doing this.

Listen, I'm I'm I'm trying to deal with you on a professional level.

Oh, but you're not, because you're not here.

I understand that.

And I'm not trying to to to put to rain on your parade.

My professionalism went out the window when you called to say that you couldn't make it because you were in an argument with your boyfriend.

What I'm not gonna do is go back and forth with you.

Mama, somebody find Kim.

Find um, tell her to come.

Where is everybody?

Mama, please get Kim to the phone.

Oh, Lord.

Listen, what have you done to your hair?

Okay, has it been washed?

Yes.

Okay, so it's just waiting.

Is that what's going on?

Yes, that's what's going on.

Have you been

have you been under the dryer at all?

No.

Oh, God.

So is it still damp?

Why are you asking me questions?

You are making a job.

I'm trying to get some when I bring when I send someone in, I want to send them in there.

Yes, I'm sitting here with wet hair.

Has your hair has your makeup been done yet?

No.

I'm waiting for you to do my hair.

I cannot believe this.

Why are you asking me these questions?

Hold on.

Please hold on one second.

Oliver, I'm not gonna go.

I'm Oliver.

I'm not Oh my god.

I'm not gonna say that.

This is this is crazy.

I'm not going to discuss it with you now.

Let me take care of the time.

I'm not going.

Hello.

Are you kidding me?

Listen, is there any way you could possibly push the wedding back to seven?

You are crazy.

You want me to change my time because you're in an argument with your boyfriend?

Listen, this is the first time.

This is you are the most unprofessional stylist I've ever met in my life.

And trust me, darling, I will put the word out about you.

No, no, no, hold on.

I will make sure that you never ever do business again.

Wait a minute now.

What you're not gonna do is

me.

You're not gonna you're not gonna.

You're warning my day.

I understand that.

You have no reason to be mad.

I'm the one that should be upset.

It's my d day.

You're not gonna

I can talk to you any kind of way I want to.

You call ruin it my d day.

See you hold on a second.

See, you got this talking crazy to me, Oliver.

And I'm not gonna go with it.

Now what I'm not gonna do is sit and let some talk to me crazy.

Oh no, you didn't call me a b.

I'm not gonna sit here and let you talk to me.

Oh, you know what?

I wish you were coming to this church.

I got your d listen, I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth with you.

Now I got someone I can send in there to get your hair done.

Do you want it or do you not?

Who are you sending?

I am sending uh listen, I will be sending my assistant.

And she does she washes hair, but she she's been instructed what to do.

Don't worry, she'll get it together.

Do you want me to let a d shampoo girl style my hair for my wedding?

Look, do you want Are you kidding me?

Oliver, please.

No, you need to be talking to me, not Oliver.

I understand.

Listen, let me take the race your voice for Oliver.

Don't raise your voice at me.

I can do whatever the hell I want to.

This is my you have ruined my wedding day.

No, I have not.

I'm trying to get your wedding day together.

Now I'm going to send this young shampoo girl to do my hair.

Cynthia is very good.

She will be there at five o'clock.

We will have you ready.

My writing starts at five o'clock.

I I don't know what to say.

Well, you need to be saying is you're on your d way.

I'm gonna Cynthia would be on.

I don't want Cynthia to do my hair.

I didn't pay Cynthia to do my hair.

I paid you to do my hair.

And if you have to bring Oliver with you, you need to come on.

Oliver, do you want to go?

Oh my god.

Do you want to just go with me?

Okay.

Listen, I have one more thing I need to say.

You don't have to say to me.

The only thing you need to be saying to me is that you and Oliver are on your d way.

You are about to ruin the most important day of my life.

I am not about to Are you on your way, yes or no?

Are you on your way, yes or no?

Yes.

And I have one more thing I need to say before.

What do you want to say?

Listen, don't don't don't come for me.

Boy, you better spit it out.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by all your bride.

Oh my God.

I am going to kick their

I don't believe they did this.

That's why I can't find those heifers.

And I'm kicking your tooth.

Did they get you, baby?

Did they get you?

This was not funny.

Not today.

This is the last thing I needed today.

You know what?

They wanted me to they wanted me to get you yesterday.

I said, no, we wait until the wedding day.

I haven't been under so much pressure.

I got I got one more thing I gotta ask you, baby.

What is what is the baddest?

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the last.

The Steve Harvey morning show.