Wife already planned his funeral

My name is John. John, I'm actually the funeral director here at the funeral home.

Miss Diane came in earlier today and tried to get the arrangements set.

you all and your entire family for what you're going through she filled out

some paperwork here and I wanted to make sure I got everything actually correct

I'm a little not sure on what she wants on the actual tombstone I I don't know

if she wants Rob or or Robert so you are you are you one of the members that may

be able to tell me exactly what she was one oh I am I'm Robert what this is all

Okay, hold on a second, sir. You're who?

I am Robert ******. Rob, Robert, that's me.

Okay, and is there Robert ****** Sr. or?

The junior is just a child. I'm Robert ****** Sr. That's who I am. Junior is a child. Neither one of us did. We're healthy.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Hang on. Oh, my God. All right. I don't. Okay. Hang on a second, sir.

Yeah, yeah.

is your wife? Yeah, that is my wife.

You sure you got the right name? You sure?

She came

in this morning

maybe

5'5",

what, salt and pepper hair,

shoulder length, maybe

a medium brown complexion.

Mm-hmm.

What kind of car was she driving?

Did you see the car? Did you see the car or something?

It seemed like it was a

some type of, was it

a Camry, I think? Yeah.

I mean what happened tell me actually tell me what happened this morning she came in and said what to you she came in

why don't I call back when Miss Diane is there and we can don't call back you know tell me that

right now I need to know what the is going on my wife won't tell me she won't have a funeral for me

and you tell me you want to call me let me know tell me that sir all I know is if Miss Diane came

re-evaluating on what I, what I, what I, what I, what was written here.

It wasn't right.

I mean, she came in, she, she picked out the casket.

She did everything that she was supposed to.

She got the casket.

Casket, bro.

Bro, this is right here.

Bro, I don't understand.

I don't really understand what's going on, but I'm going to find out later on.

I'm going to find out.

Sir, I, I, I don't understand.

I've never been in a, I've never been in a situation like this.

Okay.

So.

You're about to get in a situation.

Maybe I need to call back when Ms. Diane gets there.

Okay.

I said, I need to talk to you now.

here at six o'clock. Don't worry about that. Where you at? Anyway, what's your name again?

Where you at? I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm John, sir. I'm the, I'm the funeral home director. I'm

sorry. Y'all, you might be, you might be making some funeral arrangements for her too. I might

need to switch things and put her name on there. Okay, sir. Guess what? Six o'clock

is six o'clock. Six o'clock. You going to be there? Sir, a funeral is a very serious

She's trying to bury me me. I'm Rob. What name you got on the paper?

It's Rob or Robert whichever one I mean, I I don't I don't I mean, I won't I don't I don't I don't I don't know

You know, we didn't even argue we had a little

argument last week by little like me or something like that, but

You can have a funeral for me. Okay, let's go

You got the right one. I tell you, man, I'm not f***ing around. Watch. Watch what happens.

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Okay, okay, can I can I can I can I tell you what else your wife told me when she was here what what else to do?

Well, she told me to tell you exactly who I was

I'm sorry

Are you?

I'm not I'm not John. I'm not John from funeral home. You better be you better tell me you nobody else

This right here is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning

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I need all that

I need all that

All right, man

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