Three Bodies in One Casket Prank

Jenkins Mortuary.

This is Calvin.

I'm gonna help you.

Hey, how you doing?

You said Calvin, right?

Yes, sir.

Uh how you Calvin, how you doing?

My name is Brandon, man, uh Brandon Giles.

Uh um Okay.

I'm I'm calling uh we've got somebody that uh has passed actually uh three people.

Well, I'm sorry, passed away.

I thank you for that, man.

It was kinda expected.

Uh so you know it it wasn't something that caught us off guard.

But you know, but all in all, you know, we still grieving about uh losing our loved ones, but uh but I I wanted to give you all a call.

We we're trying to um pick a particular funeral home on who we want to um uh take care of the services.

Yes, yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Okay, uh we can definitely help you with that.

And um

uh once again, I just want to you know, just to let you know that we can pretty much do the whole game that we we can make sure that you're new to taking from you know, from now on.

Um we're here for you.

Uh what is your main need?

Uh you you said three people, sir?

Yes, yes, yes.

Okay, wow.

I wanted to bring uh attention to you.

Do you guys customize uh caskets?

Yes, we do gold plating, uh engraving.

Uh we even have a new thing where we can put uh the picture of the person on the outside, like a a semigloss uh coating.

Yeah, I I don't I don't need that.

I don't know gold or nothing like that.

Listen, what I want to do, i is it any way that you could maybe uh customize a casket that can accommodate three people?

Um uh yes like we we we can we can customize each individual casket for each individual

family member.

No, no, no, Calvin, that ain't what I'm asking.

What I'm saying is if I I wanna like like I s like I say, D my cool, they was all close.

You know, I don't have a problem with all three of 'em being in the same casket.

Uh, I get you.

Um

you know, to my knowledge is as far as I've been in this business, uh I've never uh I I'm not really sure we can actually do that.

I mean I mean, I mean, but what's the problem?

If we can get 'em all in there and close the lead.

Well, sir, I mean, I think that's a I I I I don't even think if for one it's legal in this state or any state, uh, three people in one casket.

Um and ethics-wise, I I I uh that's not really something that uh how can I say that we actually, you know, put it But if you customize in a casket, Calvin, then you ought to be able to put as many people in there.

If you make it deep enough and wide enough, ought to be able to get three people in there, right?

R n well the customization is is is the outer side of the casket.

And maybe, you know, some people uh even put T V screens on the inside or some of their their their loved ones, uh memorable.

So what about when it's a person real big, uh uh, you know, a heavy set person.

You know, you gotta have a casket that can accommodate them, right?

Uh yes.

But it's a good thing.

Okay, so you ought to be able to put you ought to be able to put three people in one casket if they can fit.

If you put two one way and one the other way, then you ought to be able to have all three of them in there at one time.

Um is there anybody else around you and your family that can help talk uh with me about this?

I'm talking to right now.

I'm trying to get I'm trying to accommodate my cousins and get them straight.

And I'm asking you, can we get them in a casket that one casket that can accommodate three people?

If you put two pillars on one end, one pillow is not that's not something we're we're we're really uh.

That ain't something your f is used to doing, Calvin.

But I'm calling you, telling you that's the way I want this customized, man.

All right, all right, brother.

Look, brother, brother, just chill out with custom.

All right.

So we're trying to get three people.

What I have a standard plan.

It'd be a low-end standard plan for three individual caskets.

That's all I can do.

We ain't got ro we don't have enough money for three individual caskets.

I keep telling you that.

We got room for one casket.

We we just need the sh big enough, man, so you can get everybody in there and close the door.

I I'm not gonna I'm not, I don't want to go back and forth with you, sir.

I know this is a time of the case.

Then go, then you ain't gotta go back and forth with me.

Build the shit that I need so I can bury my family.

It's

I I don't really know what to tell you, sir, but I'm just really trying to help.

I'm trying to.

Won't you tell me you're gonna get three people in the casket looking good?

We can't do that.

We cannot do that.

Who the f you holler at, man?

I'm the one going through bereavement.

I understand that, but you are you you're you're you you're using foul language.

It it's just we can't do it, brother.

You hear me?

Like you can't do it.

No, no, no, no, no, that's no, no, hold on.

No, my cousin them say.

They wanted to use this.

No, sir.

No.

We can't do that.

Okay, look.

I'm I look, man.

Hey man.

Y'all gonna bury these three people and you gonna put all three of them in the same damn casket, man.

Two on one way on one end and one on the other one, man.

Sir, if you're drinking, just stop.

Ain't nobody let me tell you something, man.

Let me say this to you.

Yeah.

What your name Calvin, right?

Yes, yes, it is, sir.

Calvin James.

So Calvin, Calvin, let me say this to you.

Either y'all gonna bury my cousins the way I want it, or Calvin, you gonna get your ass whooped.

Who you talking to?

That's what's gonna be now, no, no, no, that's it right there, sir.

I've been trying to be as professional as I can.

This whole conversation is as crazy as it is.

But now,

no, no, no, no.

I told you I want you to bury my cousin.

Come on down here.

I got some places to put your body and your cousin's body.

How about that, huh?

Oh, you talking about doing something with me now?

Yeah.

You know, you don't you don't sound too damn confident.

You don't sound too confident, Calvin.

I I'm gonna tell you right now.

I'm gonna tell you right now.

This ain't the place, and I'm not the one.

You will be in the ground messing with us.

Matter of fact, if you come here, I'm gonna f you up.

How about that?

Okay, Calvin.

Okay, Calvin.

Let me tell you something, Calvin.

Me and Tommy gonna be down there today then.

I'm bringing Tommy with me.

Who the f is Tommy?

Huh?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Martin show, baby.

You just got pranked, Calvin.

Yo.

Y'all had me ready to whisper my

I just wanna know who put you up to this Reginald that works safety, yeah.

Yes.

I'm gonna I'm gonna whip Reggie.

You better watch what you drink, you better watch what you eat.

I'm on your

revenge, man.

Hey, Calvin, give me this, man.

What's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

Man, you know it's nothing but the Steve Harvey morning show.

Y'all