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11 calls match “surprise”

01

Sex Class Surprise for Husband

A Love Etc. instructor tells a husband that his wife Caitlin signed up for eight weeks of intimacy classes with a partner. He demands a refund before Tommy reveals the prank.

▶7:06
relationshipclassintimacysurpriseprank
02

Prostate Checker

A caller claiming to be a PSC schedules a surprise prostate exam, but the man refuses and threatens violence until the prank is revealed.

▶6:58
prostatemedicaldenialthreats
03

Father's Day Surprise

A man calls on Father's Day claiming to be the biological father of a child, leading to shock and rage.

▶6:12
father's daypaternitydaughteraffair
04

Wife already planned his funeral

Funeral director John says wife Diane already picked a casket and needs the tombstone name for Robert, who is very much alive. Robert threatens to come to the funeral home, then learns his wife set up the prank.

▶5:55
funeralwifecasketdeathsurprise
05

Breast-milk eggnog for the potluck

Brian claims he works with a new mother's sister, invites her to the office Christmas potluck, and asks her to bring eggnog made from her breast milk.

▶7:08
potluckchristmasbreast-milknew-momworkplaceeggnog
06

Indecent Exposure Arrest

A police officer calls a wife to pick up her husband who was arrested for indecent exposure at a park with another woman, who turns out to be her sister.

▶5:01
policearrestindecent exposuresisterbetrayal
07

Ballet Shoes at Daycare

A daycare worker calls a father to report his son wears pink blankets and ballet shoes and snaps his fingers in a circle. The father gets irate and threatens to come down, until the prank is revealed.

▶5:44
daycareballetparentingmasculinityprank call
08

Marry me for Christmas

Kenny, who says he knows Brad through Brad's brother, makes holiday small talk and then asks Brad to marry him on Christmas Day. Brad threatens to hunt him down until the number Tommy gives him is the show's line.

▶7:04
christmasproposalmarriagefriendholiday
09

Ballet Shoes at Daycare

A daycare worker calls a father to report his son is wearing ballet shoes and a pink blanket, leading to anger.

▶7:11
daycareballetparentingson
10

Stolen Car from Used Car Lot

A detective calls a man to say the car he bought from a used car lot is stolen and must be impounded, but the man refuses and demands compensation.

▶7:08
stolen carpoliceused carimpoundthreats
11

KKK Scholarship

A coach calls a mother offering her son a full scholarship from the KKK, and she furiously rejects it.

▶8:41
scholarshipkkkracismfootball

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