Funeral Picture Company
Frank from FPC calls Darwin to schedule a pre-death funeral photo so they have a nice picture for his program.
Nephew Tommy
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15 calls match “death”
Wrong Tombstone
A funeral home owner calls about a tombstone with the wrong name and date, and the angry relative threatens to dig up bodies.
Three Bodies in One Casket Prank
A grieving man tries to convince a funeral home to put three bodies in one casket to save money, leading to a heated exchange.
Wife already planned his funeral
Funeral director John says wife Diane already picked a casket and needs the tombstone name for Robert, who is very much alive. Robert threatens to come to the funeral home, then learns his wife set up the prank.
Campus Sex Tape
A student from Black Awareness Mission calls a woman saying her boyfriend has a sex tape with another girl, causing outrage.
Work Husband
A man calls a husband claiming to be his wife's 'work husband' and asks how long they plan to stay married.
Take the Christmas lights down
Neighbor Greg, armed with an HOA number, tells James the Christmas lights have to come down by tomorrow evening. James says his mother loves them and promises a baseball bat if anyone touches the house.
Park Affair Accusation
A man calls Karen to say he saw her husband Jason with his wife at a park, leading to anger and threats.
Your toddler is too fat
Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.
Valentine's Delivery
A delivery driver tries to drop off Valentine's gifts from a woman's ex-husband, including lingerie and sex toys, while her current husband threatens him.
Deaf Aunt Stolen Bike
K dub calls Vaughn saying his deaf aunt saw Vaughn steal a bike from her garage, leading to threats.
Insurance Claim
An insurance adjuster accuses a woman of faking a fall and denies her claim, threatening to have her arrested.
Comedian Joke Stealing Accusation
An aspiring comedian calls a famous comedian to accuse him of stealing his jokes. The famous comedian denies it and they threaten each other.
Walmart TV Theft
A store security officer calls a woman claiming her credit card was invalid for four TVs and she must return them, but she refuses.
Child Support Help
A co-worker asks a new employee to claim his secret baby on his child support so his wife won't find out.