Football Mom Fight

I speak to Candace.

This is she.

Hey, Kenneth, this is Tony.

Are you Israel's mama?

Excuse me?

You are you I see his mama?

Yeah, I am.

Why?

Who are you?

My name is Tony.

I'm DeAndre's daddy.

DeAndre, they played on um this past season, they played on the football team, including on the um on the Seahawks together.

Okay, okay, but like why are you calling me?

Okay, I'm calling you for a particular reason.

Let me tell you what's going on.

Because this whole past football season, your son Isaiah, he was a starting quarterback, right?

Yeah, he's the yeah, he's a turning quarterback.

He works real hard.

Like that's a position.

Okay, look, let me let me go and say it.

I already know that my son, DeAndre, is way better than your son.

I already know that.

All right.

And I ain't good to Excuse you?

No, I don't excuse me.

I'm not going to show myself about this.

I've been waiting to get you on the phone so I can tell you exactly what's going on.

Let me tell you something.

When the season comes back around, when they get ready to play again, I'm telling you right now, my son DeAndre gonna be starting.

Please know that.

Trust me, I swear to you, I know what you did for your son.

Excuse me, sir.

Excuse me.

You you who the f do you think you are?

Calling me, telling me that your son is gonna take my son's position on the team?

How do you even have my number?

I got I got your number from a reliable source.

One of the parents gave me your number.

Well, what's like what kind of mental problems you got calling my house telling me about how your son is so your son is like not barely even on the team.

He's not even starting.

Okay, no, my son ain't starting.

Okay, but he's gonna be starting next year, okay?

But I know what you did for your son to be starting.

Trust me, I know what you did, Candice.

I didn't do anything.

My son earned his position.

So, I mean, I don't I don't really get what you're saying here.

You're talking about talking some big game about your son taking my son's position.

Like, first of all, I don't even know who you are.

I don't know how you got my number.

Like these these are kids.

It's not it's really not that serious.

Like, they're kids out there having a good time trying to play a game.

It's like I haven't seen you at a game.

I don't know how the f you think I don't know what the f you think you are stepping up, being like, my son is gonna take this son's position.

Like, what kind of fing crazy are you?

You're calling me out of nowhere, out of the you're calling me nowhere out of the fing clear blue.

I'm just minding my business.

My son is playing this game.

Who the f are you and why are you calling me?

Like, what the f is?

I ain't I ain't been to no games, but I'm gonna be there next on next season.

I'll be there, okay?

Okay, but I mean you could try, you could try.

You might not want to come because your son still ain't starting.

But let's go on get to the reason why I call you.

I already know why your son started.

Let's go on on let's go on me.

What?

What?

No, my son is starting because he earned his position.

He's the best on the team.

He couldn't got no kind of arms.

You saying that can't as well.

Are you sure your son ain't starting 'cause maybe you maybe you slept, maybe you slept with Coach Bryan?

What?

Oh wait, excuse you?

Like Did you did you did you sleep with Coach Bryant so your son can get that position?

Did you do that?

Your mama slept with co Coach Brian with her dry.

That's why your son ain't playing.

Who the f do you think you are accusing me of sleeping with a g coach?

Hey, hey, I'm just I'm just letting you know.

I know what you did for your cousin.

You don't know sh you don't know sh you don't know sh.

Okay, so so so you you saying you ain't slept with Coach Brian.

That's what you say.

So yo so Isaiah started cause he just cause 'cause he they they just picked him to start.

You are fing crazy.

First of all, you're gonna have to talk to my fing husband because these accusations are ridiculous and out of control.

Like I don't know who the f you think you are coming owner in the house, accusing me of sleeping with the fing coach.

My son earned his position on the team.

It's like what the who the f you think you are?

You are straight button.

Who is your hook?

Who is that?

My husband is Curtis, so you don't know because you ain't never showed up for your own damn son.

Okay, Curtis.

Your your name, Curtis.

Okay, okay.

So I I I tell you what, I need I need to talk to Curtis.

That's what I need to do.

Oh, you're gonna more than talk to Curtis.

You're gonna catch some fing hands from Curtis with that mouth.

Okay, all good.

So so so let me ask you this.

You sound like Curtis that drive trucks?

That Curtis.

I'm talking about Curtis, my husband in my house.

You don't know who we are, the UA never showed up.

You ain't nobody, your kid is nobody.

This whole fing phone call is broken.

And you need to crawl back into whatever the whole you came out of.

Because I am not here for this.

Curtis is a truck driver, right?

Yeah, you lucky he ain't run your over yet.

Oh, okay, okay.

You trying my Curtis now, now, now can I tell you something else?

I I don't I don't I don't I kinda don't write wanna hear anything that comes out of your mouth at this point.

Okay.

So this the last thing I'm gonna say.

Can I just tell you what I know about Kurtz?

You better make it quick.

I'm gonna make it quick.

Curtis got me to play phone call use.

This is nephew Tommy Candice from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your husband Curtis.

Are you kidding me?

We're on the radio right now.

No, you're not on right now, but you're gonna be on in the morning though.

Oh my goodness.

Like my heart is racing right now.

Are you fing kidding me?

My husband put you up to this?

Your husband got me to call you, baby.

He said, Your son is amazing.

Yo, you don't understand.

My chest feels like a vice right now.

I wanna fing kick you in the fingrow.

Oh my god.

All right, Ken, this is 2020.

You gotta tell me one thing.

What's the baddest, and I mean the baddest, radio show in the land.

Steve Harvey in the morning.