Sex Class Surprise for Husband

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Kaylin.

Caitlin

Uh no, she's not here right now.

Who who's speaking?

Uh, this is Dr.

Elbert.

Listen, I was given a call.

Are you able to leave a message for her for me?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, would you let her know her sessions will be on Wednesdays at 7 30.

Sessions?

What what session are you talking about?

Sessions.

Well, actually, she signed up for a class, uh, an eight-week class, and it's every Wednesday night at 7 30, okay?

Uh, what uh what what class is uh are you talking about?

What kind of class?

This is Love Etc.

Have you heard of us?

No.

Okay.

Well, let me kind of give you a little briefing here.

Caitlin actually came in and filled out to take some classes, and um, we're Love Etc.

So we teach different things.

Um what is it like a a seminar or something?

Well, you we we teach foreplay, uh intimacy, uh sensual massages and things like that.

And she I I was actually here when she came and filled out the paperwork.

She said she wanted to s scruce up um her love life with her husband.

I'm are you are you her husband?

Yeah, yeah, I'm her I'm her husband, but uh what I'm saying is is this like a like a joint thing?

Am I supposed to be there or something?

No, no, no, no, no.

This is actually her wanting to actually I I'm a uh if if you don't know about it, I'm assuming she wants to surprise you and show you some different things when when she uh finishes her her sessions.

So when did uh when did she come in?

Like she came in where where are y'all located, first of all.

Okay, well she actually came in a couple weeks ago and she filled out the paperwork.

We're in the downtown area.

She filled it out, she said she was very excited, she wanted to do some different things for her husband.

We just asked her she gets here a little earlier, probably 15 minutes earlier so she can shower and put her robe on and then we can we can start class.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Shower, shower and rolls.

What's that?

What's that for?

I mean, you're not you're not upset about this, are you?

No, I mean I don't got no problem with you know, us we mean we know I mean, we married couple, you know what I mean?

So you know anything to spice up slice up the marriage, but you know, as far as me not being involved and her going out there by herself, and you're talking about taking a bath and robe and all this other stuff, man, she don't need to be there.

For no for no mess like that, man.

Well, no, no, sir.

It's nothing like that.

I mean, it's it's it's basically a class where people get in touch with their with their sensitive side and you get to actually you know, you learn about foreplay.

What what takes you to the next side?

You're talking about eight weeks though.

Eight weeks you don't need eight weeks like that.

Sir, you must have you must have.

It's only one night a week.

It's only on Wednesday.

So really you only have eight sessions.

Eight sessions.

Exactly.

Okay, so why why does she have to have a robe though?

I mean, why is she not why she just not showing up after work or whatever?

Well, you have to bring your robe, sir.

Everyone showers, and then they put their robe on, and and we we actually coach them through here's how foreplay goes, here's the intimacy, here's sensual massaging.

No, no, no, no, no, no, fam.

You you get you getting it twisted.

What I'm asking you is, you you you you really not explaining yourself enough.

Like, what do y'all do?

Like, what I understand a class.

Like a classroom setting.

If I'm in the class, I'm taking a class.

There's nobody touching me, ain't no, ain't no cold coming off, ain't nobody taking no group showers carrying on what you got.

You sound like y'all having no f<unk> over with what's going on?

Nothing, nothing like that at all.

But we do come in contact with our sensual side.

Now, she will have a partner in class.

She'll deal with that one partner.

It's not until the fourth session that we really get into some strong physical contact.

Man, what are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

You're talking about a partner, like you're talking about another woman, like somebody's teammate or something.

What you talking about?

You're talking about another dude.

Everyone has opposite sex partners.

Yeah, you gotta be out your mind.

Sir I don't even believe you call why are you even why are you even calling me with it?

I I wasn't calling you, I was trying to reach Miss Caitlin.

I don't I don't care who you trying to reach, man.

You call in my house talking about my wife on some rogue and some partners, and it don't get physical to the fourth session of carrying line will be no physical at all.

Sir, basically your wife is trying to surprise you with a good thing.

No, no, no, no, no.

Hold on.

You just hold on.

Sir, I'm gonna get this straightened out real quick.

Hold on.

But wait, wait, wait.

What are you what are you doing?

I'm gonna call my wife.

That's what I'm about to do.

Okay, but you don't understand.

She's trying to it's not good for you to call it.

She wants to surprise you.

My wife.

You let me handle my wife the way I want to handle her.

You hold on.

Just hold on.

This statement.

This rule.

You call me back when you get this message.

Call me back at the house as soon as you get this message.

Sir.

Hello?

Yeah.

Sir, she wants to surprise you.

Well, we got surprised already, all right?

First of all, she ain't gonna be coming down to y'all little sessions.

Well, where do y'all say y'all be located at again?

Well, love, et cetera, is there in the downtown area.

How much this thing's supposed to cost anyway.

Well, like I said, she signed up for eight sessions.

It's it's uh one session per week.

It's one hundred dollars each session.

She's already paid the eight hundred dollars, sir.

She She already paid what?

She's paid in full to do all eight sessions.

Man, I know f well she ain't paid no eight hundred dollars to y'all.

She's starting this coming Wednesday.

She won't be there, I'm gonna tell you that right now.

And I and if you if you got any of that money, you got any of my money down there, you better be coming back with it.

I'm gonna

be downtown.

Y'all downtown?

I work downtown, so guess what?

I will be there tomorrow to get my money.

Love, etc.

is non-refundable.

When people sign up for these classes, you can't change your mind like that.

Look, man, that's paperwork.

Don't don't tell me about what's not refundable, what's refundable, what's not refundable.

If I show up, I'm gonna have my money back right in my hand.

Mr.

Would it make you would you feel a little bit more comfortable if I was her partner during the sessions?

Are you married?

Sir, yes, I am.

You are okay.

So let me have a session with your wife.

How about I do a year with your wife?

My wife, my wife works with other men in the sessions.

That's fine.

That's fine.

So I'm gonna go ahead and knock your wife down for about a good you know year or whatever, and then we're gonna see how you like it.

Sir, sir.

I'm not gonna go back and forth.

No, we ain't going back and forth.

I'm gonna come down there, come get my money back, and I'm gonna go on forward with my with my business, and then don't call this house no more.

Don't worry about wife, take her name off the little ledger or whatever.

Ain't gonna be no classes player.

None.

Uh we're non-refundable.

I keep telling you that.

Man, who the f you think you raising your voice at?

Sir, I'm I'm I'm I'm talking to you.

I keep telling you we're non refundable.

Don't tell me it's not refundable.

Did she go to any session yet?

No, she has not.

Can't know about that partner?

That's the part of you.

How about that?

Hey, sir, quit bringing my wife into the street.

You bringing my wife into it.

I'm gonna bring your wife into it.

Maybe the problem is you.

Maybe you're not doing what you need to be doing at home.

I'm coming down there tomorrow.

Come get my d money.

You better have my money.

It's supposed to be your please leave.

What am I supposed to tell her?

That's all part of the flower.

He's gonna get his kick too.

Do you know who her partner is?

I'm the only partner she got.

We partnered her up with nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Man, y'all.

Y'all

play too much.

Man, that's funny, man.

Tommy.

Is this time?

Is this Tommy?

This nephew Tommy's time.

Look, somebody won't f you up, man.

You y'all play too.

Y'all play entirely too much, man.

We got you, dog.

Hey, that's wrong, man.

I gotta ask you.

Come on, Drew, talk to me.

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