Wedding in Jamaica Queens

Coming up right now, though, it's Junior in for the nephew with today's prank phone call.

Junior, what you got for us today?

All right, today's prank is wedding in Jamaica, Queens.

Wedding in Jamaica, Queens.

Let's go, Kat.

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach Ivan, please.

He's not in at the moment.

This is Janice.

Can I help you?

My name is Mark.

I'm calling from uh travel agency.

Oh, hey, how are you doing?

I'm good.

I'm good.

Um, I actually have some information for him.

He he just finished paying his last payment as far as you all tripping.

You guys are getting you guys are getting married going on the honeymoon, is that right?

Right, right.

Next month.

Well, congratulations.

Yes, thank you.

Okay.

Well, listen, I got your information for you, and uh, I wanted to make sure the mailing address was correct so I could uh mail you guys uh flight tickets out as well as a few phones.

And things like that, so you guys will be pretty much well taken care of.

Okay.

That sounds good.

Okay.

Are you pretty pretty excited about this?

Oh, I'm excited.

Very excited.

I can't tell you.

Okay, good, good, good.

Well, I'll tell you what.

Uh in April, I tell you, Jamaica Queens is gonna be a great place.

It it uh the snow will have burned off by then and it'll be pretty much uh the summer coming around, you know.

Snow.

Jamaica Queens.

No, we're going to Rios in Jamaica.

You know, the islands, the water.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

There's no snow.

Okay, well, hang on, hang on, hang on.

Um, I've been working with with Ivan on this for quite some time.

And I actually have you guys booked to go to Jamaica Queens.

Now there has to be some sort of mistake because uh we're going to Ultra Rio.

So Okay, but that's not what I have.

I have I have Jamaica Queens.

I have New York.

Okay.

Well, I'm telling you you're wrong.

I don't know if you pulled up the wrong person.

No, you're Ivan and Janice.

Right?

I'm sorry?

Ivan and Janice, and you guys are going out the second weekend in April, is that correct?

That's correct, but we're going to Otra Rios.

No, why have you guys scheduled for Jamaica Queens?

There's a problem then, because I'm not getting married there.

Um love New York, but I'm not getting married there.

So w what what do we need to do?

Uh I mean, I I I don't know what to do at this point right now, Miss Janet.

I need you to figure that out because I'm getting married next month.

And I understand that, and I understand that.

But I've worked diligently with your fiance, so to speak, and I got you guys scheduled for Jamaica Queens.

I have the hotels book.

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You don't let me know where I'm getting married.

We've written you checks, so I need you to correct the problem.

And I will continue to raise my voice until you or somebody at your damn wherever you are corrects the problem.

I'm getting married in Otra Rios.

Ocho Rios.

I am scared that you Okay.

Oh, you're not gonna you're not gonna yell at me.

I'm gonna try.

I'm just gonna go to the house.

You already messed up our reservations and now you're yelling at me?

No, I'm not yelling at you.

I'm trying to keep my composure.

Now, I've been working with your fiance in this video.

We're we're done.

I need to talk to your superior.

I'm sorry.

We spent way too much money.

I'm getting married next month.

And you're calling and telling me that I bought I need somebody else on the phone.

Okay.

I need somebody else on the phone.

You need to tell me where you are, because I'm ready to come where you're where where are you?

Give me a moment.

I'm pulling up to see if I can get some flights out to Otra Rios, okay?

Okay.

I do not believe this.

Last minute.

Oh, I told him to go.

Oh my God.

Okay, ma'am.

The flights are completely booked that week.

You need to make something happen.

So unless you want to uh get a private jet for fifty or sixty thousand dollars, ma'am, there there's no way I can get you in or out of ultra.

We already paid you th dollars.

Make it happen.

You need to make something happen.

Okay?

I I'm being nice.

You don't want to talk to Ivan.

So trust me, you need to make something happen.

Get back on your little computer, call somebody else in the room and continue and try to be nice with you and tell you.

You continue to raise your voice at me.

Now you're using profanity at me.

Your is going to Jamaica Queen.

Listen to me.

It was your job to take care of transportation for us to get from the US to Otra Rios, from Otari Rios to Montego Bay.

However, that's supposed to handle h happen.

You were supposed to handle it.

Your man said you guys were going to Jamaica Queens, and that's what I took for now.

We were very clear and I know he was very clear.

I'm being very clear right now.

If you just listen to me, you have one f job.

How you screw that up, I do not know, but I need you to make it happen.

It's not going to happen.

You're going to Jamaica quick.

Maybe you are his queen and he's taking you to Jamaica, but that's not how he said it.

Listen, you self- I'm not getting married in New York.

Do you understand me?

Don't mention New York one more time in this conversation.

I swear, do not mention New York.

Why am I even going to mention New York when that is the actual ticket I have you scheduled for?

Because you screwed that up and you can ready to correct it.

Get on the computer and correct it.

Figure it out.

Your job is, listen to me.

Your job is from Otra Reels to Montego Bay.

Focus on that.

Work it out.

Make it happen.

Maybe I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth with you, okay?

I need you first of all to stop yelling at me.

What the f kind of customer service do you people think this is?

I asked you earlier in this conversation to get somebody else on the phone if you cannot help me.

Now what I need you to do is figure out how you will get me from Ultra Reels to Montego Bay, and I'm not getting on a f boat.

Don't bring up boats.

Don't bring up New York.

I need you to work this out.

Don't tell me where I'm going to spend my honeymoon.

You're gonna spend your honeymoon in Jamaica, Queens, New York.

Your fiance made a mistake.

I'm not gonna pay for the mistake.

Okay, and I don't have a fund available to put you on.

How can we fix something?

Just before my fiance gets home.

Do you hear me?

Are you listening to me?

I can't work it out, dude I've already told you.

There's nothing available.

Can you get it through your idiotic head?

Did you just call me idiot?

Look, I need you to get somebody else on this phone.

I promise you, I'm about to reach through this phone and snatch you up by your neck.

Why the hell are you talking to me like this?

This is the kind of service you get when you make mistakes and don't know where the hell you want to go.

We didn't make a mistake and we know exactly where we want to go, and you are not listening to me.

Ultra real to Montego Bay.

Do you understand?

I understand one thing.

I here's something I need to.

To understand.

Are you listening to me?

Yes, what?

This

is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your girlfriend Cindy, who is your matron of honor.

This is not funny.

This is not funny.

Oh my god.

My hands are shaking.

Oh my God.

You don't know if I could have found you.

Oh my God.

I'm a kick her.

There you go, Shirley.

There it is.

Wait in Jamaica Queen.

Play too much.

Yeah.

That's what I need to do.

Yeah.

None of that.

Yeah.

We ain't gonna see none of that, man.

It's gonna be a lot of Americans.

Where are you going?

Shout out to Jamaica Queen.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

We love you too.

Yes, we do.

Oh my God.

That was crazy.

I don't know why Tommy be doing this.

I really play too much.

That's my dream.

I think I'm getting ready to get some jerk chicken.

All of that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know why y'all make a restaurant.

I don't know.

We really listen to why, Steve.

Why is this?

Let's just get together on this.

What?

Let's stop.

When we come back, let's stop the praise and worship.

Praise service for everything.

Do a prank.

He asked me.

You know that'll have to do prank.

Praise

worship service.

Steve, that'll crush him.

You know that.

I worship the Lord.

I really.

I'm done.

I'm

done.

No milk.

Come in.

Up next, we got the strawberry letter.