My comb is in the casket

I like this one, y'all.

This one right here.

This one dear to my heart.

I called this brother and I told him,

I know your uncle passed away,

but I'm the one that cut your uncle half at the funeral home.

I left my comb and brush in the casket,

I'm back! My comb and brush is in your uncle casket!

Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Mr. Guillory.

Yeah, Mr. Guillory.

Hey listen, my name is Sean. Sean.

Listen, did you have an uncle that passed away?

Named, um, you know, C.M. Guillory?

Yep, Mr. Guillory, uh-huh.

Yeah, that's my uncle. We were at him about three and a half months ago.

Right, right. Now listen, the reason why I was calling was...

I'm the person that actually cut your uncle's hair when, uh...

Hold on, hold on.

Let me finish off and then stop.

Huh?

Yeah.

I said I'm the person that cut your uncle's hair when he passed away.

Okay.

So, the reason why I was calling is, uh...

That I left something

When I cut his hair

And I know you don't know the history about me

But my daddy and my granddaddy

Was barbers

We are barbers

Okay, I mean, come on, bro

Get down to the bottom

Because you're talking about my uncle, man

And I'm trying to see what's going on for real

Right, right, right

Okay

And I'm sorry to call you like this

But what I was telling you is that

My granddaddy and my daddy

They had passed down a brush and a comb to me

Okay

is like a sentimental value okay but for the last two three months I ain't been able to find

the comb and the brush that I used when I had cut his hair okay well okay so okay go ahead and what

I was trying to call and tell you was that I can't find it and I'm almost certain that I you know I

Okay, what I'm looking what I'm in case too. So so what can I do to help you find call brother father?

What does that what I'm saying when I did miss the innocent half and edged it up at the funeral

Oh, that's the last time I remember having it. There was three months old man, right?

Right is about three months ago. What I'm trying to say is I left a comb and brush

You know what?

Which is you know home and did his hair?

I'm trying to find a comb and brush.

I got to get permission.

Man, what color is the comb and brush?

What's the color of the comb and brush?

It's black.

Both of them are black.

The comb is black and the brush is black.

Oh, shit.

You got all kinds of combs that are black and black.

Go on, man.

No, no.

See, what I'm saying is the comb and brush is black, and I know I lost it,

but I'm almost certain about where it is.

Okay, so if you're certain about where it is, why are you calling me?

That's the reason why I'm calling you, because I'm almost certain I left it with him.

You listen with my bed on

So I called the funeral home

They told me I need to call you in order to get permission

To get it

Okay you called the funeral home

Get permission from me

That you can go get the comb and brush

From where? The funeral home?

So you can go down there

No see the comb and brush

Ain't with the funeral home

The comb and brush is in there

With your uncle

The comb and brush is in the casket with your uncle.

If it's in there, it's six feet.

See, what I'm trying to say is that the comb and brush is sentimental value to me.

If you lost it what now what it was I got, you know, I I'm I value, you know my work

So I just really got caught up. Well, you know, he's too much shit

Because if you come up to the left with my uncle that day three three months ago, man

What kind of shit are you talking about? Oh boy?

I'm trying to do what you would see if you don't mind

Approving foot for them to bring the body up so I can get the comb and brush

We're thinking about it for call me, but people don't want to explain you this this sentimental value

I'm trying to get y'all to bring the body up so I can get my comb and brush out of it

But like I'm saying my dad and my granddaddy was bald

Oh, thank you sentimentally come on my dear uncle man. You come by bringing him up out of the ground for that

It was gone. I didn't got these motherfuckers to start crying around you and I understand what y'all going through as a family

and stuff I

I'm trying to get my comb and brush, man.

Hey, man, and how you trying to go about doing this all third off home, boy?

Because ain't nobody digging up no goddamn body to bring back no brush, man.

Man, you got me pissed off now, man, because you calling me talking stupid, man.

Hold on.

See, y'all got a fucking ass dog.

Say what?

I'm talking about goddamn keys, man.

But back to you, man.

You talking about putting my hunk in there.

Man, that's not good, man.

Man, I ain't trying to start no...

You talking about a goddamn comb and brush, man.

All these goddamn wrong ones around here.

Okay, but I understand all that.

About you, man. This is something that my people left me. This is something that my people left me, okay?

That was my favorite uncle, man. Okay, you talking about pulling up his body, man. Okay, let me say this to you, man.

Look, I got... Hey, man, man, I don't want to...

If you been cutting my uncle there that long, man, you should know how he operate, man.

And we don't get out like this here, man. I got to... Man, I ain't finna sit here and argue with you.

Let me say this. I got the people that's here with me right now

You know some of my for me and we got some some shovels

So I can actually go over there and go and get the cone

And in the morning ain't nobody gonna even know about what the wrong boy say what you don't get shit, but I have one

But you don't dig up ass whooping. I got some

Temptation to dig up

Hey, man, I'm gonna go on and tell you this.

Hey, man, I'm trying to get my calm and brush back.

I ain't trying to have no problems with you.

What's wrong with you, nigga?

But I want my calm and brush back.

Who the hell do you think you're talking to, man?

Go to Walgreen, go to Walmart, nigga, or Safeco.

They got him, nigga.

Don't fuck with my upper shit.

Hey, man, ain't nobody, this ain't even about your uncle.

This nigga ain't got no motherfucking room to be hollering at me all, bruh.

Ain't nobody hollering at you, man.

Brush in your uncle Kathy, and I want my price when they want that you my would be too late

Hey, what I'm a bullshit this and you're gonna fall right over in there fuck around

So do you tell you tell you you're trying to dig a grave for me?

Yeah, do you know how long this bed? I've been trying to get these because what I mean stop crying and shit man

Oh my god, they're my command you talk about that bullshit out there

Fuck up, baby. I didn't even work with his body. I didn't fuck with shit, baby

You're going through. I do. I understand everything. I understand everything that you're going through. I do.

Who the fuck is this, man?

I told you, I don't want to cut his hair.

You sound like a bitch coming by and digging on somebody's body, man. Over combing or brushing, nigga.

I got it. I got it. I just tried to call you like a man.

Because I want to get the comb and brush, and I didn't want to go without getting your permission.

You don't know me.

Just fucking cry with me, nigga.

Yeah, just cry with me, nigga.

Send a message to me.

Fuck your breath, nigga.

And your cold.

And your hot-feeling eyes.

Fuck all that shit.

I want to say something else to you.

You ain't saying shit.

Are you listening?

What?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You just got pranked by your boy, Scotty.

Bitch, man.

You just got pranked by your boy, Scotty.

You all right, man?

You all right, man?

Tell him you're a grown, strong man, baby.

You are.

I think I needed that cry

I think I needed that cry though

Hey man I gotta ask you man

I want you to tell me something

From your heart

What is the baddest

It's radio show in the lane

You know like I'd know

Man give me the word

Hello

Hey, can you hear me? Yeah, who's there? This Raymond Raymond Henderson man?