Repass Chicken Order
7:12Robert calls a chicken restaurant ordering 125 pieces for a repast, then calls back wanting only 10 pieces, causing the cook to threaten him.
Transcript
194 linesRepass chicken.
We're gonna order this chicken.
This right here is the repass chicken.
Y'all hold tight.
If you ain't never heard it, you might want to pull over.
Repass chicken.
Cat dog if you
call it about the phone.
Hey, I need to make an order.
Um,
man, get them up for their burn.
Man, hold on.
Hello?
Alright, what up?
Hello?
Yes, sir.
Yeah, thank you for calling.
Can I help you?
Hey, hey, I'm trying to get an order, man.
We just got through with a funeral.
I'm trying to take some chicken over to the three fast with a family at, man.
Alright, man.
Well, uh, how much you need?
Okay, I know I'm gonna need probably like a hundred and twenty-five pieces of chicken, dog.
How long that take to cook?
Uh man, uh, we're not ready right now, man.
It takes probably at least like uh like 30, 45 minutes, bro.
Kind of busy day.
Okay, uh I need a hundred and twenty-five pieces, man.
But listen, I'm what kind of uh, you know, we I'm trying to make sure we get enough.
You know how it is, man.
Somebody paying though.
We trying to make sure we got enough food at the house, man.
Yeah.
So what kind of size you got, man?
Uh y'all got potato salad?
Uh yeah, we got uh french fries, potato salad, uh greens, macaroni and cheese.
You know the normal stuff.
How much you need to be for that?
Let me get like two or all of them.
You know what I'm saying?
Two of each.
That ought to be go give me four of them greens though, but I know they're gonna want them green.
All right.
Okay, now give me some rolls, man.
At least at least twenty rolls to go with that.
All right.
Make sure I got a big thing of fries, man.
You know, the kids like them fries.
Let me get a big thing of fries.
You order a lot of food, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna come get it though.
Uh 30 minutes.
So you say how long you before I need to be there?
Uh probably 35.
You know, give us give us about 45 minutes before it'll be ready.
Alright, what's your name?
My name is Rob.
Robert.
Alright.
Uh you got a phone number I can reach you at?
404?
Uh
uh eight three.
Okay, I got you.
Okay, so you got a hundred and twenty five pieces.
Okay, so we got you on it.
Did you want it spicy or mild or mixed or how do you want that?
You know what?
Separated, man.
What uh the uh mild is in one boxes and then you got the spicy in the other boxes, so you know we'll know so the kids won't get out too.
All right.
Hey, can you take his order for me?
I'm on the phone.
Take his order.
All right.
I I got you all.
What's my total on that, man?
So I can you know because I ain't
I think I got everybody pitching in on this.
Uh hold on, let me get to the register quick.
Uh this is gonna be 20875.
Okay, two oh eight seventy five.
Thirty minutes I'm gonna start coming there.
Well, what's your name, dog?
Uh my name is uh Wayne.
Hi Wayne, I'm gonna ask for you, but I'll be there in about 40 minutes, man.
All right, all right.
Uh yeah, my Peter Robert.
This is Rob.
Hey, what's up, man?
This Wayne is chicken, man.
I was just uh calling this, you know.
Uh we said it's a little bit early and your your last mass of sick is he just dropped it.
Okay, oh, oh, oh, oh man, I meant to call you a few minutes ago, dog.
Hey, listen, uh, you cook all of it?
Yeah, man, you wanted uh 125 uh pieces, mix, wipe in and miles with uh four large sides of each thing, uh five large sides of fries.
Yeah, I could tell that for you.
Got it ready.
Okay, check this out, y'all.
Uh I've been talking to everybody, man.
You know what, man?
I'm just gonna need about ten pieces, dog.
I ain't gonna really need the rest of that.
Excuse me.
I just need ten pieces, dog.
Uh talk to everybody, man.
Everybody wouldn't bother some day.
They want an hamburger, so I'm just gonna need a ten pieces of that chicken.
Uh, bro, man, we already cooked all this chicken, man.
Uh I got a hundred and twenty-five pieces, bro.
If you don't come buy this, I'm in trouble, man.
What the f you mean you don't need ten pieces?
I used to need ten pieces, dog.
You know, I don't need all that.
I don't want to buy nothing I don't need.
I just need ten pieces.
Man, no, bro.
You're gonna come by this chicken, man.
This is some we just sit here.
It's only me and one other dude up here.
We're working out, and you gonna go get this chicken.
I'm not finna buy no chicken I don't want, man.
I'm not finna do that, dog.
I I mean, you know, I'm just I'm doing this for the bereaving family, man.
So, you know, like I say, yeah, I'm gonna take ten pieces by there and drop in all, man, but I you know, I don't need that whole hundred and twenty-five or whatever.
Uh Robert, y'all better be all the way to come get the chicken or it's gonna be some sh I cooked all the man.
What the f am I supposed to do, man?
My manager followed up my shit.
I'm gonna get five.
Okay, dog, you ain't got nobody else to go that's gonna buy some chicken today.
Who the hell's gonna come up here and buy a hundred and twenty-five pieces of chicken?
Yeah, man, the fall back somebody don't want 125, he only wants a 10 piece.
Manage it go feet, yeah.
I just need ten pieces, man.
Man, I cooked up all this chicken for you.
We organized it and everything.
Okay, dog.
Well listen, man, won't you just tell it little by little today?
Just tell it lip by lip.
Man, there's no way in hell, man.
Who don't want to find for this?
I'm not about to unpack all the chicken man and put it back up, bro.
Y'all better come get this chicken or it's gonna be five, man.
I don't give a f man.
I will call every funeral armor find out who died, and I will come find your ass Robert.
You gonna come up here and get this chicken?
Hey man, I'm not finna buy no chicken I don't want, man.
I want ten pieces.
That's it.
No, no, you want a hundred and twenty-five pieces of chicken because that's what the hell you called to tell me that you want it.
Hey man, who you think you talking to?
I'm talking to you.
I'm talking that's about to come up to and buy some chicken.
125 pieces of it.
That's what you're talking to.
Bring it.
Bring your 2008
cents and come buy the chicken.
This is gonna be this chicken right now.
You gonna get this chicken.
Funny about dear robber.
Who you think you talking about woman, dog?
I'm talking to you.
I told you, I'm talking to the f that's gonna come up here and get this chicken.
Either you gonna bring 208 dollars, or you gonna come up here and get 10 pieces of chicken walking.
It's up to you.
But either way, coming up here.
What you wanna do?
I'm finna send somebody else up there to get the chicken, man.
Okay, who you gonna send up here?
Tommy coming to get the chicken.
Tommy who what his name is?
What's his name?
Tommy, man, nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.
What the hell you just say to me?
Why ain't this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Moon Man, this is some
Man, you have to have somebody what, bro?
What man am I supposed to do with all this chicken though?
Way, your cousin, man.
You got a cousin at Courtney.
Oh, that dirty.
Y'all cooked all that chicken, man?
Yeah, we cooked up all that chicken, bro.
Hey, wait, this is what I'm doing, man.
On behalf of nephew Tommy, I'm gonna give you my credit card.
And we're gonna donate chicken all day, man.
You see some homeless people or whatever, you just pass out some chicken.
I've been we finished you to pay you for it right now, Way.
Yeah, man.
I can't trust y'all.
Y'all be paying on.
I'm about to run right now.