Cut the pecan tree
Tommy calls L.C. Davis as the neighbors' son and demands he trim the pecan limbs hanging into his mother's yard. The fight turns into gun threats and a driveway standoff until Tommy says Davis's brother Milton arranged it.
Nephew Tommy
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8 calls match “pecan-tree”
Mama's Maple Tree Hit
Tommy calls a truck driver named Lloyd, claiming he hit his mama's maple tree and tore limbs off it. Lloyd insists he was never on the street that day.
Oak Tree Navel
A lab technician tells Marvin he has oak triocitus, a rare fungus that will grow a small tree from his navel. Marvin panics before learning his boy Earl pranked him.
Bad Barbecue Neighbor
A supposed neighbor calls to complain that another man’s barbecue smoke smells terrible and that he is ruining the meat with the wrong wood and sauces. The target defends his cooking, curses back, and tells the neighbor to stop grilling.
Swinging Invitation
A man calls a husband claiming he's been swinging with his wife Nicole and invites him to join, leading to denial and anger.
No cussing on the album
Tommy calls Scarface as a one-man No Cussing Rappers Association and demands to approve the album before it drops. Scarface tells him to buy it and stay out of his business, then laughs and plugs the record Made.
Sign Language Complaint
A church member calls Sister Lauren to complain that her sign language interpretation is incorrect, leading to a heated argument.
Four TV Refund
A fake security employee tells a woman that her Black Friday television purchase used an invalid card and demands all four TVs back. She refuses and threatens legal action before the prank is revealed.