Cut the pecan tree
Tommy calls L.C. Davis as the neighbors' son and demands he trim the pecan limbs hanging into his mother's yard. The fight turns into gun threats and a driveway standoff until Tommy says Davis's brother Milton arranged it.
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Mama's Maple Tree Hit
Tommy calls a truck driver named Lloyd, claiming he hit his mama's maple tree and tore limbs off it. Lloyd insists he was never on the street that day.
Oak Tree Navel
A lab technician tells Marvin he has oak triocitus, a rare fungus that will grow a small tree from his navel. Marvin panics before learning his boy Earl pranked him.
You Have Oaktreeocity
A lab technician tells truck driver Marvin that a rare South American fungus will grow a small tree from his navel, which must grow for four weeks before treatment. Marvin, worried about his upcoming Jamaica wedding, threatens to come to the office and remove it before Earl is revealed as the prankster.
Stop Burning That Barbecue
A fake neighbor says Gerald's barbecue smoke is ruining the block, attacks his cooking, and orders him not to grill for a month. After Gerald threatens to visit, Tommy reveals that his cousin Trey set it up.
Swinging Invitation
A man calls a husband claiming he's been swinging with his wife Nicole and invites him to join, leading to denial and anger.
No cussing on the album
Tommy calls Scarface as a one-man No Cussing Rappers Association and demands to approve the album before it drops. Scarface tells him to buy it and stay out of his business, then laughs and plugs the record Made.
Sign Language Complaint
A church member calls Sister Lauren to complain that her sign language interpretation is incorrect, leading to a heated argument.
Four TV Refund
A fake security employee tells a woman that her Black Friday television purchase used an invalid card and demands all four TVs back. She refuses and threatens legal action before the prank is revealed.