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10 calls match “breast milk”

01

Breast Milk Cure

A man calls a husband asking for his wife's breast milk for six months to cure his deteriorating bones, leading to disgust.

▶6:43
breast milkhealthcureweirddisgust
02

Breast-milk eggnog for the potluck

Brian claims he works with a new mother's sister, invites her to the office Christmas potluck, and asks her to bring eggnog made from her breast milk.

▶7:08
potluckchristmasbreast-milknew-momworkplaceeggnog
03

Ex wants his paid-for breast implants back

Ricky calls Madison's fiancé demanding the ten-thousand-dollar breast implants he bought her back as his property. The fiancé refuses, and Madison is revealed as the one who ordered the prank.

▶5:49
engagementbreast implantsexpropertymoney
04

HR wants a bigger chest

Human-resources rep Bill tells LaShonda that management wants her to enlarge her breasts and will pay half so she matches the office look. She threatens a lawsuit and her boyfriend before Tommy reveals the prank.

▶7:02
workplacehuman-resourcesharassmentappearancelawsuit
05

Walmart TV Theft

A store security officer calls a woman claiming her credit card was invalid for four TVs and she must return them, but she refuses.

▶6:52
walmarttvstheftcredit card
06

Your toddler is too fat

Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.

▶7:22
daycaretoddlerdietparentweight
07

Can your wife breastfeed my baby

Tommy tells a stranger his girlfriend left him with a two-month-old and asks to borrow wife Melanie so she can breastfeed the baby. The husband puts Melanie on the line and threatens to bring the fight to the caller's house.

▶8:52
breastfeedingbabywifestrangerfight
08

In Love With Your Wife Prank

A coworker calls a man to confess his love for his wife and that they have lunch daily.

▶6:45
coworkerwifelovelunchprank
09

Are Your Lights On?

A neighbor calls a woman claiming her lights turn on his stove and oven, asking her to keep the lights off until maintenance fixes it, leading to a heated argument.

▶7:04
neighborapartmentlightsstoveargument
10

Wedding in Jamaica Queens

A travel agent calls a bride-to-be about her honeymoon, but he booked Jamaica, Queens instead of Ocho Rios, Jamaica.

▶8:50
weddingtravelhoneymoonjamaicamistake

Nephew Tommy

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