Breast-milk eggnog for the potluck
Brian claims he works with a new mother's sister, invites her to the office Christmas potluck, and asks her to bring eggnog made from her breast milk.
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Breast Milk Cure
A man calls a husband asking for his wife's breast milk for six months to cure his deteriorating bones, leading to disgust.
Ex wants his paid-for breast implants back
Ricky calls Madison's fiancé demanding the ten-thousand-dollar breast implants he bought her back as his property. The fiancé refuses, and Madison is revealed as the one who ordered the prank.
HR wants a bigger chest
Human-resources rep Bill tells LaShonda that management wants her to enlarge her breasts and will pay half so she matches the office look. She threatens a lawsuit and her boyfriend before Tommy reveals the prank.
Walmart TV Theft
A store security officer calls a woman claiming her credit card was invalid for four TVs and she must return them, but she refuses.
Your toddler is too fat
Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.
Can your wife breastfeed my baby
Tommy tells a stranger his girlfriend left him with a two-month-old and asks to borrow wife Melanie so she can breastfeed the baby. The husband puts Melanie on the line and threatens to bring the fight to the caller's house.
In Love With Your Wife Prank
A coworker calls a man to confess his love for his wife and that they have lunch daily.
Are Your Lights On?
A neighbor calls a woman claiming her lights turn on his stove and oven, asking her to keep the lights off until maintenance fixes it, leading to a heated argument.
Wedding in Jamaica Queens
A travel agent calls a bride-to-be about her honeymoon, but he booked Jamaica, Queens instead of Ocho Rios, Jamaica.