Valentine's Delivery
A delivery driver tries to drop off Valentine's gifts from a woman's ex-husband, including lingerie and sex toys, while her current husband threatens him.
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51 calls match “valentine's”
Be My Valentine? (Reprise)
A second call to Davian with the same Valentine's proposal, again ending in anger and threats.
Valentine's Gift for Diane
Nephew Tommy calls a man and pretends to be a coworker named Kendrick who wants to buy his wife Diane a Valentine's Day gift, sending the husband into a rage before the reveal.
Sent Flowers to Your Wife
A man named Alvin calls Bryce to confess he sent flowers to Bryce's wife Trish for Valentine's Day and accidentally included a gift card meant for his own wife.
Valentine's dance with hotel room
A father calls a mother to arrange a Valentine's dance date for their kids, then mentions he booked a hotel room for them, causing the mother to go off.
Flowers charged to wife's card
A florist calls a wife to say her husband's card was declined for $300 flowers and charged her card instead, leading to fury.
Valentine's request at work
A coworker calls a man at work to ask if he'll be his Valentine, leading to confusion and anger.
Number Twos Need Valentine's Too
A hotel concierge calls a wife to confirm her husband's Valentine's reservation for a suite, lunch, and couples massage; she realizes it's not for her.
Ex-wife's Valentine fruit basket
Posing as a delivery driver, Tommy tells Chad's wife Davina that Chad's ex-wife Dorita sent him a Valentine's fruit basket. Davina demands a manager and unloads until Tommy says Chad set up the call.
Four Seasons Honeymoon Suite
A concierge calls to confirm a romantic hotel reservation for a man's husband, revealing an affair to his wife Destiny.
Barber Shop Prank
A man calls a barber asking to get his girlfriend's initials shaved into his pubic hair, but the barber is disgusted and refuses.
Condoms in the dry cleaning
A dry-cleaner manager tells Tamika that her husband Chris left cash, one cufflink, and two condoms in a suit pocket. She plans to collect the uncleaned clothes as evidence until the note in the pocket reveals the prank.
Cemetery Sold
A cemetery official calls to say the land was sold and bodies must be moved for a freeway, and the relative threatens him.
Spring Break Grades Threat
Assistant principal calls Keisha saying her daughter Aisha can't go on spring break due to bad grades and must attend school.
Spa Wax Appointment Prank
Tommy poses as spa employee Ramon confirming Owen's appointment for a back and butt wax, including a manzillion upgrade, causing Owen to rant about the $200 cost and refuse.
Homeschool Teacher Prank
A fake e-learning official tells Nikki she is failing at homeschooling her daughter Jasmine and could hold her back a grade.
Ballet Shoes at Daycare
A daycare worker calls a father to report his son is wearing ballet shoes and a pink blanket, leading to anger.
Playoff Party Guest List Prank
A man keeps adding guests to a playoff party invitation, frustrating the host.
Cut From the Team
A football coach calls a mother to tell her that her son Malik didn't make the seventh-grade team because the coach's own son is quarterback, causing her to threaten to come to the school.
Husband Calls Wife During Lunch
A coworker calls a husband to complain that he calls his wife every day during her lunch break, cutting into their time, leading the husband to threaten to come to the workplace.
Marry me for Christmas
Kenny, who says he knows Brad through Brad's brother, makes holiday small talk and then asks Brad to marry him on Christmas Day. Brad threatens to hunt him down until the number Tommy gives him is the show's line.
Your toddler is too fat
Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.
Campus Sex Tape
A student from Black Awareness Mission calls a woman saying her boyfriend has a sex tape with another girl, causing outrage.
Yoga tenant and the backyard classes
A man calls Gordon about an apartment listed in the newspaper, then says he wants to hold yoga classes in the backyard.
Your brother cashed the tax check
A tax-office supervisor tells Regina her $1,500 refund went to her mother's address and was cashed by her brother, then demands $450 back and threatens to freeze her account. She refuses to repay money she never got until Tommy says cousin Reggie set it up.
Hardware Store Body Disposal
A man calls a hardware store ordering duct tape, plastic, cement, and a machete to dispose of a 'body', terrifying the clerk.
Uber Hearse Prank
An Uber driver tells a passenger he'll pick him up in a hearse with a corpse in the back.
Suing husband for infidelity
A man calls a law office wanting to sue his girlfriend's husband for messing up their relationship, leading to a heated argument with the receptionist.
Sex Class Surprise for Husband
A Love Etc. instructor tells a husband that his wife Caitlin signed up for eight weeks of intimacy classes with a partner. He demands a refund before Tommy reveals the prank.
The valet stole my Lexus
After coaching Orlando to play a valet, Tommy calls Mr. Franklin as the manager and says a worker quit and took his new Lexus. Franklin threatens to sue everyone involved until his wife Carrie is revealed.
Country Music Band Booking Prank
A party planner insists an R&B band play country music, leading to a standoff.
Dildo Dinner
Tommy poses as a travel agent offering adult excursions like a dildo dinner and nude banana boat ride for Antoinette's husband Tony. She is shocked before Tommy reveals the prank.
Walmart TV Theft
A store security officer calls a woman claiming her credit card was invalid for four TVs and she must return them, but she refuses.
The upstairs parrot Benny
Tommy calls Devin as upstairs neighbor Chris, furious about loud late-night conversations, and refuses to believe the noise is Devin's parrot Benny. Devin threatens the bird until Tommy says Sean set up the prank.
Super Bowl Hotel Reservation Prank
A hotel calls to confirm a romantic Super Bowl suite for a man's wife and another man, exposing an affair.
Honeymoon Suite
A hotel clerk calls Vernon to confirm a honeymoon suite reservation for his wife Martina and another man named Tony, exposing an affair.
School complains about braids
A school principal calls a mother to say her daughter's braids give off a "ghetto" look and asks her to straighten her hair, causing the mother to threaten him.
The engagement ring is worth fifty dollars
Jeweler Gavin tells fiancée Denise her engagement ring appraises at about fifty dollars and is cubic zirconia. She pulls fiancé Victor onto the line, the couple explodes, and Tommy reveals Denise's sister Lynn set it up.
Heart Transplant Prank
A man calls a heart transplant recipient claiming the heart came from his brother, then makes odd requests.
Nappy Hair
A fake representative of the black parents' group calls a mother to complain that her daughter's braids look ghetto and offers to straighten her hair. The mother fiercely defends her child before the reveal.
Panty Party Invitation Prank
A man calls another man to invite his girlfriend to a panty party, leading to threats.
Work Husband
A man calls a husband claiming to be his wife's 'work husband' and asks how long they plan to stay married.
Victoria's Secret Size Prank
A coworker calls a man asking his wife's clothing size and if she likes Victoria's Secret.
Girlfriend Moving Out
Calvin calls Sam saying his girlfriend wants to move out and asks to pick up her stuff, leading to a confrontation.
Michael Vick Interview
A fake sports radio host interviews Michael Vick, with callers asking bizarre questions about dog fighting and prison, before revealing the prank.
Naked pictures on the phone
Lonnie calls Frida claiming her husband has been texting Lonnie's wife Denise and sending naked pictures. Frida grills him about where they met and which daycare is involved before Tommy says her husband Gerald set up the prank.
HOA Wants Your Daddy's Boat Gone (Reprise)
Williams from the HOA calls Mr. Wilson a second time about his non-working car, camper, and boat, but Mr. Wilson still refuses to move his late father's boat.
Hedonism Resort Trip
A travel agent calls a wife about excursions for a hedonism resort trip, revealing her husband's secret vacation with another woman.
Stealing Girlfriend Prank
Tommy tells Sam he's been talking to his girlfriend of eleven years and wants to pick up her things, provoking Sam to threaten a fight if he comes to the house.
Power Company Test Prank
A man is asked to perform a series of ridiculous tests by the power company to avoid a shutdown.
Super Bowl party noise complaint
A neighbor calls to complain about an annual Super Bowl party being too loud and threatens to call the police.