Dildo Dinner
Tommy poses as a travel agent offering adult excursions like a dildo dinner and nude banana boat ride for Antoinette's husband Tony. She is shocked before Tommy reveals the prank.
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14 calls match “dildo dinner”
Hedonism Resort Trip
A travel agent calls a wife about excursions for a hedonism resort trip, revealing her husband's secret vacation with another woman.
Bring me some toilet paper
House-sitting for Rita, Tommy calls neighbor Charlie and begs him to run four houses down with toilet paper because his legs went numb on the toilet. Charlie tells him to use a towel, then realizes Rita set it up.
Church Account
A fake church member calls Pastor Hayes asking how much money is in the church account, claiming he's fallen on hard times and needs cash. The pastor refuses and demands to know who gave out his number.
Ku Klux Klan books the hotel
A caller reserves a hotel conference room for Friday and Saturday with hors d'oeuvres for about a thousand guests, then says the event is for the Ku Klux Klan.
Be My Valentine? (Reprise)
A second call to Davian with the same Valentine's proposal, again ending in anger and threats.
He Left His Draws
A doorman tells a married man that another man has been entering his apartment and leaving underwear behind. The increasingly furious husband demands surveillance footage and threatens the doorman until the prank is revealed.
The upstairs parrot Benny
Tommy calls Devin as upstairs neighbor Chris, furious about loud late-night conversations, and refuses to believe the noise is Devin's parrot Benny. Devin threatens the bird until Tommy says Sean set up the prank.
Sexy Brenda Church Prank
Tommy impersonates a delivery resolution specialist and tells church secretary Brenda her nephew Darnell signed for adult packages, leading to a church-appropriate meltdown before the reveal.
Love Deposit
A man calls a woman from a dating site asking for a $250 'love deposit' via Cash App before meeting, leading to rejection.
Valentine's request at work
A coworker calls a man at work to ask if he'll be his Valentine, leading to confusion and anger.
Valentine's Delivery
A delivery driver tries to drop off Valentine's gifts from a woman's ex-husband, including lingerie and sex toys, while her current husband threatens him.
Church Late Fee
A deacon tells Tracy the church will charge $15 for arriving late, upsetting her as a struggling single mother.
Five-dollar tip on an eighty-dollar meal
Waiter Roderick calls Kenny from a seafood house to complain about a five-dollar tip on an eighty-dollar check. Kenny denies it, promises a shoe-tip in the parking lot, and learns his boy Richard set the call during a Christmas-party meeting.