Hedonism Resort Trip
A travel agent calls a wife about excursions for a hedonism resort trip, revealing her husband's secret vacation with another woman.
Nephew Tommy
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Bring me some toilet paper
House-sitting for Rita, Tommy calls neighbor Charlie and begs him to run four houses down with toilet paper because his legs went numb on the toilet. Charlie tells him to use a towel, then realizes Rita set it up.
Church Account
A fake church member calls Pastor Hayes asking how much money is in the church account, claiming he's fallen on hard times and needs cash. The pastor refuses and demands to know who gave out his number.
Ku Klux Klan books the hotel
A caller reserves a hotel conference room for Friday and Saturday with hors d'oeuvres for about a thousand guests, then says the event is for the Ku Klux Klan.
Be My Valentine? (Reprise)
A second call to Davian with the same Valentine's proposal, again ending in anger and threats.
KKK Banquet
A caller books two nights, catering, and space for roughly 1,000 people, identifying the event as an interest meeting for the Ku Klux Klan. The hotel employee refuses to cater, and the call is cut off before a reveal.
He Left His Draws
A doorman tells a married man that another man has been entering his apartment and leaving underwear behind. The increasingly furious husband demands surveillance footage and threatens the doorman until the prank is revealed.
How Was the Service, Tip?
A fake seafood restaurant employee calls a former customer by the nickname Tip and repeatedly asks whether he enjoyed the service. The customer grows increasingly furious and threatens to confront him at the restaurant before Tommy reveals the prank.
The upstairs parrot Benny
Tommy calls Devin as upstairs neighbor Chris, furious about loud late-night conversations, and refuses to believe the noise is Devin's parrot Benny. Devin threatens the bird until Tommy says Sean set up the prank.
The Church Van Smells Like Weed
A church representative accuses a van driver of smoking marijuana while transporting elderly congregants. He threatens to inspect the van and protect the church's reputation before learning that Larry arranged the call.
Sexy Brenda Church Prank
Tommy impersonates a delivery resolution specialist and tells church secretary Brenda her nephew Darnell signed for adult packages, leading to a church-appropriate meltdown before the reveal.
Valentine's Delivery
A delivery driver tries to drop off Valentine's gifts from a woman's ex-husband, including lingerie and sex toys, while her current husband threatens him.
Love Deposit
A man calls a woman from a dating site asking for a $250 'love deposit' via Cash App before meeting, leading to rejection.
Valentine's request at work
A coworker calls a man at work to ask if he'll be his Valentine, leading to confusion and anger.
Church Late Fee
A deacon tells Tracy the church will charge $15 for arriving late, upsetting her as a struggling single mother.
Five-dollar tip on an eighty-dollar meal
Waiter Roderick calls Kenny from a seafood house to complain about a five-dollar tip on an eighty-dollar check. Kenny denies it, promises a shoe-tip in the parking lot, and learns his boy Richard set the call during a Christmas-party meeting.