Probation Drug Test Positive
A probation officer tells Faye her drug test came back positive. She vehemently denies it and demands to speak to her real officer.
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Probation Drug Test Positive
A probation officer calls a woman to tell her drug test came back positive. She insists it's a mistake and demands to speak to her real probation officer.
Cemetery wrong grave
Tommy calls a cemetery administrator claiming his family prayed over the wrong grave.
Black People Eat Too Much Chicken
A man calls several people claiming to be from an organization trying to get black people to stop eating so much chicken.
Life Insurance Siblings Prank
Tommy poses as an insurance agent and tells a married couple that their lab results show they are brother and sister.
Power Company Test Prank
A man is asked to perform a series of ridiculous tests by the power company to avoid a shutdown.
Narcotics Raid on Crime Watch
An officer calls the head of the neighborhood crime watch claiming her two sons are selling drugs and a raid is imminent.
Collect Call from Jail Prank
A man calls collect from jail asking for his girlfriend, only to reach her husband, leading to threats.
Church Mic Glitch
A man calls the church media director threatening to beat him up if his cousin's microphone cuts out again.
The Church Microphone
Doug calls church media director Andre about his cousin's microphone mysteriously dying every week, then threatens to confront him at church. Tommy reveals that the microphone problem and confrontation were part of the prank.
You Need Your Ass Beat
Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.
Cheating confession for Lent
A man calls another man to confess he's been sleeping with his wife but is giving it up for Lent, prompting threats.
Valerie's Bed Bug Affair
A man calls Valerie claiming her friend gave him bed bugs and demands money, revealing an affair with Shanice.
Wife Cheating Confession
A man calls Vernon claiming he's been seeing Vernon's wife and that she wants to leave him, leading to threats.
Wife's Other Man
A man calls to tell a husband he's been seeing his wife and suggests a paternity test. The husband stays calm until the reveal.
Sideswipe the 72 Chevy
A man calls a woman claiming she sideswiped his 1972 Chevrolet and demands $1800 for repairs, but she denies it and the argument escalates.
Your Wife Wants You Gone
Vernon claims he has been having an affair with a man's wife and encourages him to prepare for a physical confrontation. The supposedly unfaithful wife then reveals the prank.
Lab Manager Pregnancy Prank
A lab manager calls Monet to tell her she's pregnant, leading to confusion and anger as she insists her tubes are tied.
STD Test Results Call to Girlfriend
A clinic clerk tells Janice that her boyfriend Roger tested positive for an STD and asks her to come in. Janice is furious before Tommy reveals Roger set up the prank.
Oak Tree Navel
A lab technician tells Marvin he has oak triocitus, a rare fungus that will grow a small tree from his navel. Marvin panics before learning his boy Earl pranked him.
Doctor Says He Has an STD
A fake clinic clerk calls Roger's girlfriend about alarming test results, escalating to an STD diagnosis before Tommy reveals the prank.
Surrogate Mother
A man asks a fellow church member if his wife can be a surrogate mother naturally, offering to pay.