Border Patrol says you smuggle people
A man identifying himself as Border Patrol in San Diego calls on a Sunday and accuses a Los Angeles man of smuggling people across from Tijuana, and the man furiously denies it.
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Trapped in the closet
Tommy calls a man pretending to be hiding in a closet while intruders are in his house.
Somebody broke into the house
Raymond Henderson whispers that burglars are inside the house right now and he does not know what to do. The man he called will not come over, assumes drugs are involved, and will only offer to phone the police, then learns his friend Wendell pranked him.
Suing husband for infidelity
A man calls a law office wanting to sue his girlfriend's husband for messing up their relationship, leading to a heated argument with the receptionist.
Divorce settlement scam
Attorney claims a woman owes her ex-husband $18,000 from a divorce settlement, threatens garnishment, then reveals it's a prank by her sister Janice.
Cemetery Sold
A cemetery official calls to say the land was sold and bodies must be moved for a freeway, and the relative threatens him.
Narcotics Raid on Crime Watch
An officer calls the head of the neighborhood crime watch claiming her two sons are selling drugs and a raid is imminent.
Show Your Butt
Craig calls Marcus claiming his mother's Lincoln was stolen and a witness saw the thief's butt, so Marcus must come to a lineup to show his. Marcus refuses before learning his boy LJ pranked him.
Christmas proposal from a stranger
A stranger calls with a Christmas proposal, and the call turns into a shouting match when he demands a hundred dollars the next day and they tell him he is getting nothing.
Divorce papers by fax
A process server faxes Mr. Kirby divorce papers at work, orders him out of the house within 24 hours, and then claims Kirby's wife showed up with his boss. Kirby is ready to confront them when Tommy says Kirby's wife arranged the call.
Free Rent for a Year
A tenant asks landlord Miss Linda to let them skip rent for the rest of the year because of the pandemic, but she refuses.
Cheating Wife Confrontation
Tommy calls Cliff claiming to be a man who has been sleeping with his wife. Cliff is enraged and threatens to find and fight him.
Ten-Year Affair
A man named Cameron calls Kelly's husband, claiming he's been having a secret affair with Kelly for ten years. The husband is shocked and angry, but it's a prank by Kelly.
10-Year Affair
A man calls a husband claiming he's been secretly seeing his wife for 10 years, causing emotional turmoil.
Give the new guy your keys
An HR caller tells 17-year project manager Jason to hand his key card, office, and parking space to a trainee who is the vice president's nephew. Jason refuses and threatens a fight before Tommy reveals the prank.
Refund for Substitute Preacher
An angry church member demands his $100 offering back because the pastor was absent and a substitute preacher delivered a sermon he disliked. The church refuses refunds until the prank is revealed.
Stop Running on My Sidewalk
An older neighbor demands Dominique change her jogging route because she might spread coronavirus on the sidewalk.
Job Demotion to Nephew
HR calls a foreman to say a trainee, the VP's nephew, will take over his job, office, and parking space. The foreman refuses and threatens violence.
Refund My Church Offering
A man demands a $100 refund for his Sunday offering because the pastor was on vacation and a substitute preached, angering the church finance officer.
Blind Barber
A blind man calls a barbershop owner asking for a booth and to cut hair, leading to an argument about discrimination.
Giving up mistress for Lent
A man calls another man to confess he's been sleeping with his wife but is giving it up for Lent, leading to threats and confusion.
Owe Your Ex-Husband $18,000
An attorney calls Miss Jones claiming she owes her ex-husband $18,000 from a divorce settlement seven years ago and threatens to garnish her wages.
Fight Party Cable
A man invites a neighbor to a fight party but then asks to run 4,000 feet of cable from his house to watch the fight illegally.